I know that at this moment I have upgraded from a rice bucket to a small overlord microwave oven in Yu's eyes, but he is still a glutinous rice ball in my eyes.

  He stared at me with a mixture of fear and resentment in his eyes, I sneered at him coldly. Our groom officer, weren't you so arrogant just now? How come you're such a coward now?

  Seeing him like this, I suddenly felt contempt in my heart. I thought to myself that he was indeed a pretty boy who relied on his face to get by, because just now his face had actually hurt my hand.

  I sneered and picked up the two machetes that those little rascals had dropped on the ground, directly throwing one at him, then said to him: "Don't say I ambushed you earlier, now I'll give you another chance, pick it up, if you can chop me, I'll let you go."

  As soon as he saw me say that, he picked up the knife on the ground with a quiver, and maybe he's thinking in his heart now, anyway, it's all like this, why not fight to the death, maybe there's still a chance.

  He plucked up his courage and shouted loudly: "Cui! I'll f**k your ancestors!!"

  Then he raised his knife and hacked at me, I guess it was because I had beaten him too hard just now. Look at how he ran with these two steps. Just like those old ladies who used to twist the rice stalks in the past, his knife hacked towards me, I sneered coldly, with your skills, do you still think you can hurt me?

  I gripped the knife tightly and with a swift upward motion, I knocked his falling knife into the air with a "crack". His knife flew out of his hand and landed on the highway not far away, and then he was stunned.

  As the saying goes, there's no third or fourth time after a second chance. So I didn't give him another opportunity. After snatching his dagger away, I used it to heavily strike his shoulder, and he let out a pained cry before kneeling down on the ground. He covered his own shoulder and couldn't say anything else.

  This kind of person, if you don't teach him a lesson, he really doesn't know his own weight. Seeing that he's thoroughly intimidated, I put the knife to his neck and coldly say to him: "Have you forgotten what you promised me? My grandson, hurry up and call out."

  Unexpectedly, this guy still had a hard mouth, some people were timid and didn't dare to mean it, he fiercely said to me: "Did I call you?"

  I was delighted, you wouldn't even take the opportunity to back down, it seems I didn't hit hard enough. So I also threw away my knife and continued with the previous move, using my right hand to grab his neck. However, I didn't ask him like last time, but instead made a sudden effort. You should know that my little fingernail is not as small as it was back then, it has become even sharper and harder, directly breaking through his neck. But I wasn't worried about really killing him, because as long as I didn't grab his artery, the wound would automatically heal in fifteen minutes.

  But he had never seen such a scene before! He felt a sharp pain in his neck, and it seemed as if something was inserted into him, which scared him to death.

  Don't mention it, to say that power comes from the big knife is actually not wrong. This time he was quite self-aware and shouted loudly: "Master Cui!! Master Cui I was wrong!!"

  To say that I'm not feeling good about it now would be a lie. When he called me "Cui Ye", I really felt relieved. This scoundrel, indeed doesn't shed tears until he sees the coffin.

  So I stopped teasing him and directly asked: "Do you understand what's going on with Dong Shanshan?"

  This kid was completely intimidated by me. He heard me say that and hastily said to me: "Break up!! I'll break up with him as soon as I get back!!"

  When he said that, I laughed. I'm not afraid of him trying to fool me now, because there are even more exciting things waiting for him later. Let's take it one step at a time and let him experience the terror of me and Lao Yi directly.

  So I loosened my right hand, he tightly covered his neck, looking at me with eyes full of terror, and I still had a wicked smile on my face, saying to him: "Don't cover it, you won't die, okay, now it's time for you to fulfill the last thing!"

  He also remembered the bet we made at the public cemetery, originally he was confident of winning, but unexpectedly I and Lao Yi were so strong that it was frightening, just like a martial monk who had just come out of Shaolin Temple. At this time, he was extremely afraid, fearing that I would make another unreasonable request, so he trembled and asked me: "What... do you want?"

  I crouched down and sneered at him, saying: "Don't worry, what I want you to do isn't a bad thing, but rather a happy event."

  He listened to me say this, and instead became even more afraid, because at that moment I was in his eyes, suddenly upgraded from a small microwave oven to a highly toxic 3 LU milk powder, he was afraid that I would have him do something even more sinister.

  Looking at his terrified expression, I thought to myself, what kind of person does he think I am? Am I that bad? I just wanted him to marry a ghost!

  So I smiled and said to him: "Don't worry, I didn't cheat you, to be honest with you, I think you're so handsome, so I found a blind date for you, the bride is waiting downstairs, all that's missing is you."

  It's clear that he didn't understand what I meant at all, which isn't surprising. If he had understood, that would have been a miracle. He trembled and said: "What did you say?"

  I didn't waste my breath explaining to him either, because after Lao Yi opened his eyes later on, he naturally understood. So I said to him: "What's it to you what I say? Get up and follow me, be quick about it! Your grandpa!"

  He's now reaping what he sowed, nothing to be pitied about. As the saying goes, when under someone else's roof, how dare one not lower their head? All I saw was him struggling to get up, and surprisingly, he looked at me with a rather pitiful expression. It was the first time I'd seen such an expression on a grown man, it made me feel sick, this sissy.

  So I lifted my foot and kicked him in the butt, saying: "Get moving! Damn it! Look at your cheap appearance!!"

  After being kicked by me, he didn't dare to pretend to be pitiful anymore. I took him to the empty space under the highway, and at this time, Lao Yi had also recovered a bit of physical strength. Seeing that I brought this rubbish here, he smiled slightly, took out the "Twenty-Four Weeks Lantern" from his bag, and lit it up. Suddenly, the surrounding area was illuminated by a faint blue glow. This atmosphere in the wilderness is really permeating, which is exactly the atmosphere of a dark wedding. I'm very satisfied.

  Yu Xuan still didn't know what kind of medicine I and Lao Yi were selling in the gourd, but he felt that something was off when he saw this scene. On the ground were placed two dragon and phoenix candles, between which was an incense burner with three sticks of incense inserted, in front of which were three cups of wine, two apples, a bag of dumplings, and a bowl of Kangshifu braised beef noodles. Next to them lay two small paper-cut people.

  He's probably wondering what we're up to. Is he tired of fighting and wants to invite him for a drink? No way, this atmosphere would never lead to that, he's already sweating bullets on his forehead, guessing that he thinks I'm in a cult with Lao Yi.

  I saw him looking scared, so I said to Lao Yi: "Lao Yi, the young official has arrived, take a look at his eyes."

  Lao Yi struggled to get up and said to Yu Xi with a cold smile: "Our new groom, tonight is your big happy day, don't make such a bitter face, come on and smile."

  As he spoke, he dabbed some lamp oil on Yu Xi's forehead. Although Yu Xi didn't know what we were going to do, he had just experienced our tactics earlier, so he didn't dare move and could only let Lao Yi use the blue lantern to examine his eyes.

  I didn't idle either, took out the bottle of Wuliangye from Lao Yi's bag, and then took out the Dahonghua and red rope, walked to Yuexi's front with a wicked smile, just heard Lao Yi lightly shouted 'Open!'

  I knew that Yu Ye's path to the underworld had been opened, so I gave Lao Yi a signal, and we both opened our eyes. After everything was ready, I squeezed out a cold smile in front of the bewildered Yu Ye and said: "Please welcome the new bride!"

  Then I twisted open the bottle of Wuliangye, a puff of green smoke floated out from inside. Yu's eyes stared at the green smoke with a look like a light bulb, his face turned as ugly as killing a pig. His mouth was wide open, apparently unable to utter any words due to fear.

  Because the green smoke was slowly solidifying into a woman's shape, which was his fiancée named Li Xiao.

  What expression does an ordinary person have when they see a ghost? At this moment, You Xi is a very good example. He saw Li Xiao, who was already dead, standing in front of him with a vague and uncertain appearance, which scared him so much that he really wet his pants. Really, under the blue light, I and Lao Yi clearly saw that this guy's crotch was obviously wet, and we exchanged a smile, haha, exactly what we wanted to see.

  Li Xiaogang just came out of the wine bottle, opened his eyes and saw his beloved person in front of him. He couldn't help but feel extremely joyful. Who would have thought that after being separated by yin and yang for so long, they would reunite today? He hastily rushed towards You Xi, shouting excitedly: "You Xi! I miss you!"

  Who would have thought that after seeing this wasn't an illusion, he actually let out a loud cry and then ran away with his tail between his legs? I thought to myself, what kind of scoundrel is this, how can he even scare his own girlfriend? Li Xiao was also stunned when she saw her fiancé acting like this, and she looked disappointed.

  Look at this fire! So I took two steps forward and grabbed him, pulling his arm back and pinning it down. You say that even though he's dead, he still thinks of you, why are you so cowardly that you don't even dare to look at him?

  Yu Xi saw himself unable to move, and Li Xiao floated towards him again, scaring him so much that his nose and eyes were streaming with tears. I really couldn't understand, even if he had seen a ghost, was it necessary to be this scared?

  "Xiao Xuan... I beg of you!! Don't... come after me for revenge!! I didn't intentionally try to kill you!!!!"

  "My goodness, I and Lao Yi and Li Xiao were all stunned. Listening to him say this, isn't it 'no silver three hundred taels' here? His grandfather's, could it be that tonight we'll still have an unexpected gain?"