?????[133-292-6026], gillen[133-252-0160], .Alex[133-334-0830], tyrell[133-669-5857], "David Stone"[133-613-2330]
[8:30 P.M.] gillen
Hmmmm hello everybody
This is ourrrrr second evening roundup of the next 150 days
Five! days until eliminations start
Everybody accounted for?
[8:30 P.M.] "David Stone"
Yes sir
[8:30 P.M.] tyrell
OH hi yes
[8:30 P.M.] .Alex
I do have notifications on
[8:30 P.M.] gillen
That’s four of us, where’s our good Thiago?
[8:31 P.M.] ?????
I’m here
[8:31 P.M.] gillen
Our favorite moody teenager
So, to start our roundup fellas, what all really fucking annoyed us today?
[8:30 P.M.] "David Stone"
Hi gillen, not like I've been talking to you all day
You know what really grinded my gears today? You, good sir, telling me every 15 minutes everything that happened in the Doc McStuffins episode you were watching for over 3 hours straight
[8:31 P.M.] gillen
I plea not guilty
[8:32 P.M.] tyrell
HUH? What were you watching Doc Mcstuffins for?
[8:32 P.M.] gillen
Erm uh eeeh
Disney junior was doing a marathon and it was better than watching law and order
No other reason
[8:32 P.M.] .Alex
Funniest shit that I've heard today
You should have been updating me instead Gillen, I would have been interested
[8:32 P.M.] "David Stone"
He only spammed me because he knew it would be annoying
And I suspect he knew I would immediately bring this up right when he asked that question
[8:33 P.M.] ?????
Just this once I'll vouch for Gillen. Law and Order is a terrible and corrupt show
[8:33 P.M.] .Alex
Uh oh Law & Order has haters in chat
[8:33 P.M.] ?????
Law and order gives people the false impression that cops care about sexual assault, that investigators ever solve cases, and that state prosecutors represent or stand for anything other than money. Don't call me a "hater". That show is rotten to the core
[8:34 P.M.] tyrell
Ruh roh
[8:34 P.M.] gillen
The group chat when it gets political
[8:34 P.M.] .Alex
Well have you considered?
[8:35 P.M.] "David Stone"
Have you considered?
[8:36 P.M.] ?????
No. And I won't
[8:36 P.M.] gillen
Well that's one thing that's annoyed Thiago today
Other than everything else in the world
Any other wAcKy aNTiCs we've gotten into today? Specifically ones that made us bubble with anger?
[8:37 P.M.] tyrell
I'm not a very angry person, but you wanna know what really, REALLY got under my skin today?
Noodles.
Everywhere I looked today, I was seeing noodles. And I can't stand them
[8:37 P.M.] "David Stone"
I thought noodles was code for something, but nope, you're actually just really anti-noodle
[8:37 P.M.] .Alex
NOODLES? You better have a damn good explanation Ty
[8:38 P.M.] tyrell
Just say the word. "Noodles." Say it over and over. It sounds so wrong. It makes my insides tingle in a very wrong way
[8:38 P.M.] gillen
Mmm noodles aren't the only thing that are gonna be tingling your insides boy
[8:38 P.M.] .Alex
EXCUSE ME?
[8:38 P.M.] tyrell
Uuuhhhhh
[8:39 P.M.] gillen
Continue
[8:40 P.M.] tyrell
It's just like, noodles are on my TV, noodles are in my cabinet, noodles are in my fridge, even one of the songs I have says the word "noodles" in it
The noodles just won't LEAVE ME ALONE
I don't like thinking about them, I don't like picturing them in my mouth, or in my hands, or anything
They're like little gooey worms
[8:40 P.M.] .Alex
Please don't ruin my spaghetti for me I don't need this
[8:41 P.M.] "David Stone"
Hold on Boyd, maybe this guy's cooking
[8:41 P.M.] gillen
HA, not cooking spaghetti, I can tell you that. EYYYYY someone gimme a five
[8:41 P.M.] "David Stone"
Barnacles. That was a good one
[8:42 P.M.] ?????
Your stock of food is supposed to be tailored to you. Why do you noodles if you hate them
HAVE* noodles.
[8:42 P.M.] .Alex
Wait, maybe he actually should cook noodles
[8:42 P.M.] gillen
Sounds like there’s a… conflict here.
[8:43 P.M.] tyrell
I’m not going to cook any of those noodles unless they’re the only food left and I’m about to starve to death
[8:43 P.M.] "David Stone"
Tyrell from two days ago would beg to differ, it seems
[8:44 P.M.] tyrell
Well what if I don’t believe Tyrell from two days ago?
What if it was actually the game hosts who put the noodles in against my will to torment me?
[8:44 P.M.] "David Stone"
I’m gonna out on a limb and say they didn’t do that
[8:45 P.M.] tyrell
Well how do YOU know, smart guy?
[8:45 P.M.] ?????
Everybody else’s food supply matches them. It’s not the game, it’s you
[8:45 P.M.] gillen
Damn that’s rough
[8:45 P.M.] .Alex
Boom Roasted
[8:45 P.M.] tyrell
Guys I swear it’s not me! I probably asked for them as a practical joke on myself or something
[8:47 P.M.] .Alex
Okay can I talk about something that totally DIDN’T annoy me today?
[8:47 P.M.] gillen
WE’RE NOT DONE WITH THE SEGMENT YET
[8:47 P.M.] .Alex
Well fine! I’ll talk about something that IS annoying me
Cause know what’s really irking the fuck out of me is the TV channels
Every single network I see and scroll through just has no personality whatsoever and does nothing but air reruns of the same show for hours
[8:48 P.M.] tyrell
Oh boy I know what you’re talking about
[8:48 P.M.] .Alex
Like how Gillen was watching Doc McStuffins for 3 hours until it presumably switched to Bluey
Disney channel has just been murdered by Disney plus, like how every channel has been murdered by streaming
[8:49 P.M.] "David Stone"
And we don’t even get streaming here dude!
[8:49 P.M.] .Alex
Like where’s my fucking Netflix bitch! I don’t want to watch a bunch of televangelists, football, or 30-minute commercials!
[8:49 P.M.] ?????
You don’t know how many people I would kill to have HBO streaming
Whatever the fuck they call their app now
[8:49 P.M.] tyrell
That’s an enticing thought
[8:50 P.M.] "David Stone"
Dude I was watching SNL reruns from like four years ago this afternoon. Do you know how weird it is to watch political cold opens that are that outdated
[8:50 P.M.] gillen
SNL cold opens fucking suck
[8:51 P.M.] ?????
What annoyed me today? Thanks for asking
[8:52 P.M.] gillen
Everything annoys you Thiago
[8:52 P.M.] ?????
But I’ll tell what specifically annoyed me, since no one’s mentioned it
That fucking TV alert about the crosswords.
[8:52 P.M.] gillen
That was definitely a spooky
[8:52 P.M.] tyrell
BRO THAT GOT ME SO BAD ??
[8:52 P.M.] gillen
Gave a real shiver in me timbers
[8:53 P.M.] .Alex
Am I really the only one who didn’t get scared by that alert
Not even the morning alert yesterday announcing the game got me
If anything, they’ve given me a jolt of excitement
[8:53 P.M.] tyrell
BRO HOW
[8:53 P.M.] "David Stone"
Nah, you’re a psychopath, Thiago is right. When you’ve gone a full day and half in peaceful quiet, thinking you know what the deal’s gonna be, only for another alert to pop up completely unexpected in the middle of the day when you're already comfortable, that's fucked
That was engineered to be scary
[8:54 P.M.] .Alex
Well it didn't scare me
I dunno what to tell you
[8:55 P.M.] gillen
I think your parents didn't love you
[8:55 P.M.] .Alex
???!!!!!!
[8:55 P.M.] gillen
So what bothered me today
The hot dogs I made for lunch were a overcooked
That was pretty cringe
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[8:56 P.M.] "David Stone"
Devastating. I love hot dogs
[8:56 P.M.] gillen
No biggie. It made me cry for hours
Well we’ve been talking about this for half an hour
What day we turn the discussion to something a little more positive
Alex? Now’s your chance, what was epic and cool today?
[8:57 P.M.] .Alex
O yeah.
Let me tell you about this band called the Yeah Yeah Yeahs that the game blessed me an album from
"It's Blitz!" is the album. And it's a fucking masterpiece like nothing else out there
If any of you are fans of synth rock, boy oh boy do I gotta treat for you
[8:57 P.M.] gillen
Hm. How do you know if it's a masterpiece like nothing else if all our memories of music are gone
[8:57 P.M.] tyrell
I think we just don't remember opinions, but I think we still have all our knowledge of music
But I'm amenable to synth-rock, you may have found yourself a curious ear
[8:57 P.M.] ?????
Is this some type of 80s shit?
[8:58 P.M.] .Alex
Nah. Nah this is modern shit.
The 80's wish they were this good
It's like one side of the album is some of the best party anthems ever created that make you feel like you're rocking out in a music video, and then there's a side that's more mellow and super vibey and just so fucking good. SO fucking good. I believe with all my heart that Hysteric might be the best production of all time
[8:59 P.M.] tyrell
Oooh what's it about?
[9:00 P.M.] .Alex
About? Wrong question. Yeah Yeah Yeahs doesn't really write songs to have specific meaning, it's more to give you feeling. If you're trying to dig into any of their songs from the lyrics, you're very much listening to it wrong. You listen to Yeah Yeah Yeahs for the lyrics like you watch porn for the plot and character development
[9:00 P.M.] "David Stone"
"I believe with all my heart" and "it MIGHT be the best song ever"
[9:00 P.M.] .Alex
Respectfully, kill yourself
[9:01 P.M.] tyrell
Well I would say you've sold me, but I'm afraid I'm stuck with the albums that I was given
[9:01 P.M.] gillen
Can't you request it?
[9:01 P.M.] tyrell
OH
Man, so many things to request tonight…
[9:02 P.M.] gillen
Is the daily crosswords one of them? You seem like the "type"
[9:02 P.M.] tyrell
As a matter of fact…
Rubbing my hands together deviously
[9:03 P.M.] .Alex
Wait, if we can request albums
You know that I'm clutching all the other Yeah Yeah Yeahs albums
I want their whole fucking catalogue in my mouth
[9:03 P.M.] gillen
You shouldn't put CDs there
In case you didn't know
[9:03 P.M.] .Alex
Thanks
[9:04 P.M.] gillen
Mr David Stone, sir David Stone, what did you find really cool today? Or just positive at all
[9:04 P.M.] "David Stone"
Hm
Today was a little boring overall
But I did whip some banger fucking chocolate croissants for dessert earlier while we were talking
[9:04 P.M.] tyrell
CHOCOLATE CROISSANTS?
[9:04 P.M.] "David Stone"
Yes?
[9:05 P.M.] tyrell
Hold on, so like you dipped actual croissants in chocolate and ate them? Or is it just like, chocolate shaped like croissants? Please tell me it's that one
[9:05 P.M.] "David Stone"
The chocolates inside the croissant
Have you never eaten bread with chocolate before
[9:05 P.M.] tyrell
NO?
Wait a minute I'm thinking about what this actually looks like now and that sounds delicious.
[9:06 P.M.] ?????
Did you forget what croissants are
[9:06 P.M.] tyrell
I don't know what I was thinking now! But I want chocolate croissants now
Wait, CAN I REQUEST THOSE TOO? Oh my god I'm learning so many things today
So many doors have opened to me today
[9:06 P.M.] gillen
Tyrell is having a moment
Need we even ask what you found cool today?
[9:07 P.M.] tyrell
I found basically everything cool today, I couldn't possibly list it all
Unless you want me to ramble for 2 hours
[9:07 P.M.] "David Stone"
I'm not staying awake past 10
[9:08 P.M.] gillen
Well then, what about Thiago? Does anything fill you with ecstasy these days?
[9:08 P.M.] ?????
My music is pretty cool I guess
[9:08 P.M.] gillen
Epic AND based
[9:09 P.M.] tyrell
Oo what kind of music do you like?
[9:09 P.M.] ?????
It’s mostly punk rock
[9:10 P.M.] tyrell
Ah, I know a thing or too about that. What kind?
[9:10 P.M.] ?????
The kind that’s too much for your vanilla ass
[9:11 P.M.] .Alex
Shots fired
[9:12 P.M.] "David Stone"
I took you as more a heavy metal woman Thiago, I’m suprised
[9:12 P.M.] ?????
Heavy metal is noisy trash that means nothing and stands for nothing
[9:12 P.M.] gillen
Some would say the same about punk rock…
[9:13 P.M.] ?????
Well they’re wrong. Not even close
[9:13 P.M.] "David Stone"
Whatever you say
[9:13 P.M.] gillen
Well at least you like something
Now what did I like today?
Hm
[9:15 P.M.] "David Stone"
He's thinking
[9:15 P.M.] gillen
Correct
I agree with David, the second day was a little boring
But I did watch some Mythbusters in the morning. Cool stuff
Then they started playing some other shit that wasn't interesting
Alex was definitely right that every TV channel is only reruns of the same show for 6 hours
[9:16 P.M.] tyrell
How charming
I wanna see when their airing reruns of that show again, I might sneak a peak
What channel is that on
[9:16 P.M.] gillen
Discovery. It's up in the top 30 channels
[9:16 P.M.] tyrell
K, looking now…
Aw damn I've scrolled like five days ahead and it's not airing at all
[9:17 P.M.] gillen
Shame
If only we had STREAMING
[9:17 P.M.] tyrell
Well, I'm sure there's other stuff around
[9:18 P.M.] gillen
So
One more prompt for our evening roundup, something I thought of earlier
What are our plans for the coming days of the game?
Things we're looking forward to and such
[9:18 P.M.] tyrell
Oo I've got PLENTY to look forward to if everything on my request note is any indication…
[9:19 P.M.] .Alex
I don't know about you but my gut feeling tells me we're getting another big announcement tomorrow. I'm looking forward to that
They wasted no time hitting us with crosswords, there's gotta be other stuff coming at least over the next week before they start eliminating people
[9:19 P.M.] gillen
HEY we're taking TURNS
Alex's thing is more interesting so you go first
[9:19 P.M.] tyrell
Wah?? Unfair
[9:19 P.M.] .Alex
Someone I talked to today mentioned video games, and it quite shocked me how they didn't even leave us with a playstation or something to pass the time with
[9:20 P.M.] gillen
We're still in the socializing stage of the game, I don't think we need video games just yet
[9:20 P.M.] "David Stone"
You just talked about how boring your day was
I don't think a game system would hurt, especially not if we have multiplayer stuff
[9:20 P.M.] tyrell
Dude bro my man if they gave me one of those classic Wiis with all the nintendo exclusives, I would get so down on that
[9:20 P.M.] ?????
I would kill for a Mario Galaxy 2
[9:21 P.M.] "David Stone"
That's 2 things now you said you would kill for
[9:21 P.M.] .Alex
Top Thiago priorities: watch HBO, play Mario Galaxy 2, listen to punk music, kill people, eat hot chip and lie
[9:21 P.M.] tyrell
Honestly? Same.
[9:22 P.M.] gillen
It seems I have been outvoted
Well let's see what happens then
What are you looking forward to Thiago? I'm curious what your plan are
[9:22 P.M.] ?????
I'm not planning ahead much in this game, I know I'm not making it to the finale
But while I'm here I'm thinking I can try learning to play guitar. If I'm allowed to request one
[9:23 P.M.] .Alex
A shining beacon of optimism as always
[9:23 P.M.] tyrell
OOOO well that's so convenient, because it also happens that I'm thinking about learning guitar
Or maybe keyboard, I haven't decided yet
And if you're curious Miss Thiago, I also had the idea of starting a band with my fellow musically inclined players…
I call it… the Runk Pockers.
[9:24 P.M.] "David Stone"
You. What
My guy, starting a band when we can only commune over text is hard enough. But Runk Pockers is an absolutely off the fucking wall band name
[9:24 P.M.] tyrell
Uuuuh, thanks? I think?
[9:24 P.M.] .Alex
Holy shit that's actually the funniest thing I think I've ever heard
If we can get Runk Pockers up on stage with the Butthole Surfers, we're so golden
I'm gonna be laughing at that for at least another hour jesus christ
[9:25 P.M.] tyrell
…Thsnks!
[9:25 P.M.] ?????
There are a hundred reasons why I would never join that band
Not the least of which is because that's the least punk band name literally ever
[9:26 P.M.] tyrell
Well maybe the Runk Pockers is just too good for you
We'll make it one day, and you'll regret never joining when you had the chance forever
Like when Will Smith turned down The Matrix
[9:26 P.M.] .Alex
THE RUNK POCKEEEEEERRRS
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
If I learn how to play bass or something can I join that band
With that fucking trombone slide of a name
[9:26 P.M.] tyrell
Absolutely! The Rock Pockers would love a bassist!
Recruitment number 1, let's GO!
[9:27 P.M.] .Alex
Ooooh my god that's so funny. Fuck me fuck me
[9:27 P.M.] gillen
No
So how about you David?
[9:27 P.M.] "David Stone"
My plans over the next few days involve baking a lot huge batches of the finest desserts I can so I can shovel them into my face whenever I want
I don't plan on leaving this game until I have full on diabetes
[9:28 P.M.] .Alex
Sounds unhealthy. Where do I sign up for delivery
[9:28 P.M.] tyrell
You should ask for a recipe book
Unless you already know everything
Hang on if I request one of YOUR chocolate croissants, will I get it?...
[9:28 P.M.] "David Stone"
You'd better not find out
I ain't sharing
[9:28 P.M.] tyrell
Rats. Why did they only give us pens to write with?
[9:29 P.M.] gillen
The game hates you specifically
[9:29 P.M.] tyrell
??
[9:29 P.M.] gillen
Well I think Tyrell has already told us plenty about what his plans are
But guess what I'm planning to do
[9:29 P.M.] .Alex
Uh, burning more hot dogs?
[9:30 P.M.] "David Stone"
Bombarding me with more messages about Disney Junior?
[9:30 P.M.] gillen
Mr. David Stone you know that's just my daily routine
No. What I'm planning to do is WIN THIS GAME MOTHERFUCEKR
Unlike Thiago
[9:30 P.M.] "David Stone"
We both know you're gonna fizzle out by the end of the first month
You're gonna go out in a straitjacket kicking and screaming
[9:31 P.M.] gillen
Am not
[9:31 P.M.] tyrell
How inspiring
[9:31 P.M.] ?????
Godspeed
[9:31 P.M.] gillen
I'm gonna out victoriously cracking open a beer bottle with a gold medal around my neck
That has to be the reward at the end, right? I'd be fine with that
[9:32 P.M.] .Alex
I think all of us are going to be carried out of this game in strait jackets
I'm on team Thiago here, I'm not making it for shit
[9:32 P.M.] gillen
Exactly how I'm gonna win bitch
[9:32 P.M.] tyrell
I'm on Team Gillen, I think he's going to win too
[9:32 P.M.] gillen
Exactly right
Thiago you've been quiet for most of this, what have you been up to?
[9:33 P.M.] ?????
Reading
Did you people forget you have books
[9:34 P.M.] gillen
Quite literally yes
[9:34 P.M.] tyrell
Aw crap, I started reading this cool thing yesterday and totally forgot to continue it today
[9:35 P.M.] "David Stone"
I have a history book about tanks from WWII, should I be concerned
[9:35 P.M.] .Alex
An entire book just about tanks? Yeah I think you're cooked
[9:37 P.M.] gillen
Well it's been a fun hour
I think I've had enough texting for one day
[9:37 P.M.] "David Stone"
I am on a fast track to developing carpal tunnel
[9:37 P.M.] gillen
Me and David are probably going to bed
Good luck to all, we will check in..... tomorrow
[9:37 P.M.] .Alex
Goodnight losers. I'm staying way up
[9:38 P.M.] tyrell
I think I'll dip soon as well, gotta be fresh and awake for all the stuff I'm getting delivered tomorrow
[9:38 P.M.] ?????
Night