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Chapter 34: Even Going to the Bathroom Requires a Team

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  For the class teacher's sudden attack, Su Hai had nothing to say except that he was speechless. Although he was mischievous, he was still a good student who respected his teachers. Under the class teacher's words, he immediately lowered his head and smiled as he waited for scolding.

  "Do you know what we're doing in class?" As soon as the head teacher finished speaking, the bell outside rang immediately. A girl beside her giggled and said, "Teacher, it's already time for dismissal."

  Everyone was originally prepared to watch the lively scene of their class teacher collecting homework from Su Hai, but this girl's sudden intervention made everyone in the class think: now there will be a good show.

  Su Hai was originally waiting to be scolded, after all, the class teacher would only get angry with him for a short while. Suddenly hearing a girl interrupting and joking, he was also stunned, and immediately looked up to see who had come over to save him.

  At this time, a girl with a shoulder-length student haircut in the fourth row of the third group was holding up her hand, and her smiling eyes were like two curved moons. Her fair skin also had two dimples.

  Her name is Tang Min, and her first impression on Su Hai was that this girl had very white teeth, and when she smiled, it seemed like the kind of mischievous type.

  "Get Tang Min to stand up!" The class teacher was in a rage. During the lesson, she saw Su Hai and Sun Da Hai chattering non-stop, and had been looking for an excuse to deal with them. Unexpectedly, when she was dealing with them, someone else jumped out to intervene.

  Tang Min's grades in class were also among the top, but for this student who was always at the top of her class, the head teacher had never liked her. The reason was that she never listened to anyone, and always did things her own way. Just based on this point alone, it would be enough to put her on the blacklist.

  Upon hearing the teacher's order, Tang Min did not show any resistance and immediately stood up: "Teacher, it's time for class to end. What about going to the bathroom?"

  In fact, she also felt that the class teacher was intentionally targeting Su Hai. But the handsome guy has always been sympathetic to others, let alone the unreasonable behavior of the class teacher: there are so many students in the class who have poor grades and sleep during class, but she doesn't care about them, now suddenly paying attention to new students.

  She felt just as disgusted with her homeroom teacher as she did with herself. Of course, this disgust would never surface.

  "What else can you do besides eating, drinking, and going to the toilet?" As soon as this girl opened her mouth, she was talking about going to the bathroom, and the class teacher couldn't help but feel a wave of disgust.

  Tang Min smiled slyly and refused to back down: "The teacher is right, but I've never seen a living person who doesn't eat, drink, urinate or defecate."

  The meaning of this sentence is very clear: I really can't do anything except eat, drink, and go to the bathroom. My head teacher doesn't need to eat or go to the bathroom, but he's still alive today.

  As soon as he said this, the people in the class couldn't help but laugh secretly, and Su Hai even burst out laughing. Suddenly, he had a good impression of this girl: unexpectedly, he could still find someone who shared his interests in the city.

  Su Hai actually also likes to crack jokes and make witty remarks. So when he sees someone who is similar to himself, he gets very excited.

  "What's so funny?" The class teacher didn't bother with Tang Min, but instead directly turned her attention to Su Hai, "Everyone else can leave after class, Su Hai, you're getting a 10-minute detention!"

  Originally, he was still very respectful of Teacher Su Hai. However, now that Tang Min had changed the subject, he suddenly chuckled: "Teacher, I was in a hurry to leave this morning and forgot to use the restroom, now I'm really urgent."

  As soon as this was said, everyone in the class burst out laughing, and the teacher's angry face also showed a few hints of shyness.

  If someone else said this, everyone would just secretly laugh and not think much of it. But since Su Hai said it, it's really worth considering: This guy does that kind of thing to toilet paper when he goes to the bathroom, is he wearing a sanitary pad or toilet paper to class today?

  "Hey, is that true? Did he really do something so disgusting?" Zhao Jiami excitedly asked An Keke for news, with a face full of admiration for Su Hai.

  As soon as this matter was mentioned, An Keke's fire came up: "How could it be true? He was with a hostess last night and left those things on his underwear. The whole house is full of stench."

  "No way, I secretly listened to the principal discussing it yesterday, that Awang does it 4 or 5 times a day, and it's all true?" Tang Min, although punished with standing, still secretly lowered her head to discuss.

  In fact, she also agreed to take the lead because of her admiration for Su Hai.

  Liu Yunyun sat next to An Keke and blinked her eyes: "Ah, so that's how it is... But, Keke sister, what does 'sitting on the platform woman' mean?"

  "...", at this remark, everyone could only remain speechless.

  On this side, the head teacher is both ashamed and angry. If it weren't for the sake of the principal and An Jia, she would absolutely not have let such a student set foot in her class yesterday. Unexpectedly, when she was trying to discipline the other person's lifestyle, the other person responded with this kind of answer.

  "Suhai, behave yourself! Look at what you've done in less than half a day since entering school, it's all over town!"

  When the head teacher said that, Su Hai also knew what it meant. Yesterday's sanitary napkin incident had indeed left him bewildered, and this morning when An Keke mentioned it, he felt extremely angry. Now that the head teacher brought it up again, he couldn't help but sweep away his admiration for An Keke from earlier and turned to glare furiously at those few girls who were chattering over there.

  "Teacher, that's not right. I'm just a 'rumor spreader' at most. The whole WH city is neither windy nor rainy, and this crime is also unreasonable." Su Hai widened his eyes, with an innocent look that made the head teacher even angrier.

  In a moment, a "no no" sound came from behind Su Hai's butt, and Sun Da Hai, who was beside him, suddenly covered his mouth. Although the students in the class didn't smell anything, they all subconsciously covered their mouths when they heard this sound.

  "Teacher, I really can't hold it in anymore." Su Hai frowned, "If you try to stop me again, I'll drag you to the principal's office."

  He has a deep inner strength, ordinary people fart and need to ferment for a long time, but Su Hai can do it at will.

  As soon as this was said, the whole class burst out laughing, and Wu Laoshi and An Keke's eyebrows were involuntarily furrowed. An Keke was even more heartbroken: My clothes, they've been ruined by this bastard!

  Things have come to this point, and the head teacher can't say anything. With just a wave of his hand, indicating the end of class, Su Hai ran out with one swift step.

  "Suhai, wait for me, I'll go to the toilet too." Sun Dahai was very curious whether Suhai really went to the toilet to relieve himself. Just as they were walking out of the door, Ding Yufei from the fourth group also quietly patted the table and followed closely behind them.

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