Introduction:
His upper body is pure, shy, timid and weak;
His lower half is ****, shameless, overbearing and arrogant;
His father is the greatest male supporting actor in history - Internet Emperor Chekhov;
His mother was an unknown miss - an unknown person is terrible;
His upper body goal is humble: all living beings are equal, the world is in harmony, in short: the goals of Confucius, Laozi and Buddha are his small goals.
His lower body goal is great: to have a purely physical relationship that transcends friendship but is absolutely not love with all the beauties in the whole world.
His career is one of selfless devotion: Jin Ling responds to the call of the golden ox boy - lets see how Chekhovs son turns the world upside down.
What makes such extreme contradictions exist in a person? Look at you and youll know.
Keywords: Shengni Xie, Nike shoes, Chekhov Kotchkin Otovsky.
Chapter Zero Scene One
Scene one: The camera slowly pans, swaying back and forth - of course it wont sway all the way to the Outer Bridge - what is presented in the cameras view is a dimly lit small hut, with very simple furnishings, um, actually its crude, except for a bed and a stool, theres nothing else.
Under the moonlight, a photo frame appears in the lens, and the lens slowly zooms in on an already yellowed photo lying quietly inside - emotions are very stable, no hide-and-seek.
Because the light is relatively dim, and the director - thats me, the author - wants to express my admiration for the person in the photo, so at this time I should suddenly zoom in on the camera, uh, simply put: close-up!
Suddenly, on this starless night, the sky was filled with stars, drifting down gently, shining brightly, almost dazzling peoples eyes, rivaling someones ID - Tian Jian.
Hotline:
Enthusiastic audience member [Ant]: "I X, wheres the moon? Where did the moon go? I want to see Sister Change!"
Enthusiastic audience member Y: "Im telling you, director, were all kind-hearted people, you cant do something that benefits yourself at the expense of others!"
Director: "My set, Im in charge!"
"Hmm?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Director nervously: "Actually, I mean, cough, you know, how could I allow my own wife to see such a revealing photo?"
At this time, a faint and shy voice came from the infinite sky: "Who is your wife? At most... at most... at most considered a lover!"
At the same time, a loud lions roar came from a place called Gao Lao Zhuang: "Bajie, come back for dinner!"
With the starlight and close-up, a picture appeared in the lens:
The image seemed to have undergone special processing, and his face was unclear. However, the other features of his body were clearly visible: a messy head of yellowish-brown hair that looked like it hadnt been washed in half a year; a withered and thin body, wearing an extremely old-fashioned green and white striped shirt on top, and a pair of loose-fitting shorts below - the fly was unzipped, revealing a few strands of yellow pubic hair; a long, thin cigarette was clenched between his teeth, and smoke puffed out of his nostrils continuously.
(The directors stern and magnetic voice came: "Slowly pull the camera to the lower right corner, give a close-up shot, good things should end at the highest point, hehe!")
As countless innocent and not-so-innocent viewers were still savoring the shock, the screen froze on a line of crooked Russian text.
Chekhov Kochakin Otovsky
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