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Chapter 33: Performance (Part 1)

  I am a person who loves peace!

  Gu Xie sat on a hastily made carved wooden armchair with Erlang's leg, slowly savoring the fragrant tea.

  Twelve naked warriors of the Ling tribe were hung upside down from a large tree in front, several mercenaries with scars all over their faces were using sharp daggers to slash at these warriors' bodies, seemingly calculating where to cut next. Twelve smelly socks stuffed into the mouths of these Ling warriors, which came from the Hell Angel Mercenary Corps' most foot-odor mercenaries, the foul smell made these poor devils roll their eyes back.

  Three Roman warriors, stripped of their clothes, stood pitifully in front of Gu Xuan Dust, their eyes filled with glittering tears. At this moment, they seemed to see a pair of sharp horns growing on Gu Xuan Dust's head, a pair of bat wings sprouting from his back, and a long tail emerging from behind his buttocks.

  "I love peace, so..." Gu Xie dust put down the teacup in his hand and pointed at the three Roman warriors in front of him, bellowing: "Don't hit their faces!"

  Including Moha, ten sturdy mercenaries who were carefully selected raised their heavy wooden clubs and charged forward with a loud shout.

  A Roman warrior, like a ravished maiden, clutched at his lower body and leapt backward, shrieking in a shrill voice: "Villain! I will not betray our great Roman kingdom!"

  Mohe struck a heavy blow on the Roman warrior's buttocks, sending him flying over ten meters away. A blood mark as thick as a rolling pin quickly appeared on the originally fair and delicate buttocks of the Roman man. With a loud wail, the Roman warrior rolled around on the ground in pain, crying out in a hoarse voice: "You Earth Federation have the Human Rights Act, you can't abuse prisoners!"

  "Mohe, be careful, don't hit his face!" Gu Xiechen took the roasted pork leg handed over by Xin Jia and took a bite, slowly and lazily reminding Mohe while savoring the fragrant meat.

  Just as he was about to pounce on the Roman man and beat him up, Mohai let out a sigh and said in a dull tone: "Hmph, the boss said no hitting in the face! Damn it, what Human Rights Act? I'm a mercenary, I don't have to follow federal laws!" He kicked the Roman man hard in the crotch. Although both hands were tightly covering his lower body, Mohai's strength as a natural-born fighter was enormous, and the Roman man's fingers sank deeply into his own lower body, causing it to change shape instantly.

  Whether Earthlings or Romans, as long as they are men, their crotches are equally vulnerable.

  The Roman's face turned purple in an instant, his golden pupils shrunk to the size of a needle tip, he opened his mouth and gasped for air, it took him three whole minutes before he let out a hoarse scream: "Almighty, all-powerful 'Mordor Neutron Star Great God'... Waaaah... What do you want me to do, I'll do it!"

  The other two Romans held on for a full ten seconds longer, and after those ten seconds the other two Romans shouted in unison: "What are you doing? We're cooperating!" In just a few minutes, these two Romans had become like giant pandas, with black and white patches all over their bodies.

  Prajna shook his head, and with his hands clasped together, he whispered: "Homage to Amitabha Buddha, the Romans are indeed unreliable."

  Ling Hu shook his head and spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm: "Alas, the Romans are still as weak as ever, really powerless."

  Medusa silently stood up, using her foot to heavily trample the small pile of medicine powder into the muddy ground. The nearby fallen leaves immediately turned black and withered.

  Gu Xie let out a sigh, and from the sleeve of his Taoist robe he pulled out over a dozen printed papers which he handed to An Daofu beside him. "An Daofu, get these three noble guests dressed properly, hmm, have them re-style their hair as well. Keep an eye on them as they send back this intelligence according to our demands, and try to make the Roman fleet land at the location we've designated."

  Andorf took over the printout and glanced at it a few times, he sucked in a cold breath, and fiercely gave Gu Xie dust a thumbs up.

  Outside the valley where the command center is located, a large pile of Zakura energy crystals lies on the ground. Saiyin sits weakly on top of the crystal pile, with waves of silver light constantly emanating from his body, and one by one, naked women rush out of the silver light. These women are all muscular and robust, with not a single hair on their heads, their chest muscles as developed as those of men, and if you look at them from afar, they're almost indistinguishable from men.

  Nearly a hundred mercenaries of the Hell's Angel Mercenary Corps were busily and nervously working on the side, with piles of wooden boxes next to them containing freshly produced uniforms for the Hell's Angel Mercenary Corps and the Holy Unicorn Mercenary Corps. Each woman who walked out of the silver light would put on a uniform, dress neatly, and apply special camouflage makeup to her face, making it even harder to tell that they were women.

  Behind the mercenaries who were distributing uniforms, there was a large pile of gun racks, apparently freshly manufactured guns piled up on the gun racks. Similarly, there was a team of soldiers busy beside the gun racks, arming these women with guns and ammunition, turning them into decent soldiers.

  Behind these gun racks, strange things began to appear.

  Blocks of steaming hot meat were carried up by burly mercenaries, who chopped the meat into blocks with sharp knives and put them into combat backpacks. The backpacks also contained a block of explosives with a remote control. Sai's puppet came to the front of these mercenaries, each carrying a backpack. On the side, people rushed over to hang water bags, tool packs, ammunition belts and other things on these puppets, which were filled with blood bags.

  "Gu Xiechen... you're too cunning." Sai Jin glared at Gu Xiechen, who was walking over with a cup of tea in hand, and angrily accused: "You deceived the Romans like this, it's not right!"

  Gu Xie dust ignored Sai Ren's words and calmly said, "Alright, alright, with your current abilities, how many dimensional puppets can you summon and control at most? 40,000, at least 40,000!"

  "Five million, if I don't summon the Silver Winged Angel and individual powerful Boundary Puppets, with my current spiritual power intensity, the maximum number of Boundary Puppets I can control is five million."

  "Awesome!" Gu Xiechen raised a big thumb.

  Just now still proud and complacent, Sai Ren suddenly became listless and pointed at the robust women walking out of the silver light one by one, wryly smiling: "But, such a boundary puppet is an insult to me! No big breasts, no ***, skin as black as that of pure African brothers, can this still be considered a woman? This completely insults my aesthetic view."

  Ardiya, who was standing beside him, hummed softly, and Saren immediately shut his mouth.

  Gu Xie jumped onto the pile of crystal stones, and with a forceful pat on Sai Ren's shoulder, he laughed and said: "Now is war, war! We only ask for results, not whether the process is wonderful or not."

  The dull footsteps came quickly, and Xīn Jiǎ carried a specially-made metal container out of the valley in big strides, soon disappearing into the dense forest. Sài Zǐ and ā Ruì Dí Yà's gaze had not left Xīn Jiǎ's majestic body and knotted muscles since he appeared, and it wasn't until Xīn Jiǎ's figure was blocked by tree trunks that Sài Zǐ sighed: "Xīn Jiǎ is really the first boundary puppet you summoned?"

  Gu Xie dust gave Sai Ren a definite reply.

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  I have something to attend to today, so I'll update ahead of schedule.

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