The moonlight is like water, the night wind is like water. The sky and earth seem to be a large piece of jade, and this small valley where Gu Xianchen lives is like a small bonsai embedded in the jade.
In the small valley, there is a stream, surrounded by wildflowers in full bloom, and the sound of insects is endless. Light purple wisteria hangs straight down from the cliffs on both sides of the valley, with several large bird nests suspended among the wisteria, and occasionally you can hear the chirping of young birds. Several extremely thin green snakes carefully climb among the wisteria, occasionally opening their mouths to make a fierce hiss at the bird nests.
An old Taoist, dressed in a loose robe, was leaning lazily against a large rock by the side of a small stream. A fierce tiger was curled up at his feet, and a large white crane, over four feet tall, stood beside him. At first glance, he seemed to have an air of immortality about him.
But looking closely, the tiger was beaten until its face was bruised and swollen, now lying unconscious; the white crane's wing tendons were pinched off, unable to move, its long beak tightly bound by a rope, naturally not making a sound. One beast and one bird looked as if they had fallen on hard times, the immortal aura of Gu Xianyun was nowhere to be seen, instead it seemed that evil energy filled the air.
A gentle breeze blew, and a figure in a black cloak appeared at the entrance of the valley. He jumped several times and arrived in front of Gu Xiechen. A young Daoist with an exceptionally handsome face followed closely behind him, holding a duster and swaying it back and forth. His steps seemed light and leisurely, but he was not half a step slower than the jumping figure. The two simultaneously paid their respects to Gu Xiechen, and the cloaked figure said, "Mr. Gu, this is our leader for this trip, Zhang Daojun from the Cloud Platform of Pantao Valley in the rear mountains of Zhongnan. You can call him Little Cow Nose Zhang."
Xiao Zhang bowed his head and said with a smile: "Mr. Gu is also one of our descendants of the Yan and Huang emperors."
Gu Xie hastily stood up and returned the courtesy, saying: "These words are indeed true. Although our Gu family's roots are in the North American continent, we dare not forget our Yan Huang ancestors. We are indeed of the same clan."
A burst of black fog suddenly shot out from the small stream, and Bobby, wrapped in a black cloak, emerged with a robust blond-haired man and a voluptuous blonde woman. Bobby's hoarse laughter echoed: "Today, we only discuss gold and silver here; everyone must not make unnecessary connections. Heh heh, clansmen, clansmen, two living people and one corpse also count as clansmen?"
Hua's face changed color, he let out a low growl and glared at Boby fiercely, shouting: "Boby, do you want to be my junior brother?"
Bobby sneered: "My hobby? If I really had to transform into an undead creature, I'd rather specialize in necromancy!"
His eyes turned red, and with a loud "Hoo!" he threw a punch at Pobi's face. The heavy fist tore through the air, creating a white shockwave, and Hua's fist almost instantly reached Pobi's face. Hua roared: "You're full of crap, your whole family are undead creatures! I'm a member of the Jiangshi clan!"
The blond-haired and blue-eyed strong man let out a long howl towards the sky, and at the same time, a pale, eerie moonlight shot down from the three-wheeled round moon of Tian Xing into the strong man's mouth. The strong man's entire body grew white spears, his originally two-meter-tall body suddenly lengthened by about one meter, and his head transformed into a wolf's head with bared teeth. The werewolf opened its big mouth and bit down hard on Hua's right fist.
A loud crash, Hua's fist and the wolf man's teeth fiercely collided. The wolf man's big tooth flew out more than ten meters away, with a piercing whistling sound deeply shooting into the mountain cliff. Hua's right fist was also torn open with a deep wound, the muscles were mashed, but not a single drop of blood was seen. The wolf man was in pain, hugging his mouth and jumping wildly on the spot, while Hua also frowned and retreated several steps back.
Bobby let out a few strange cries, and the blonde girl swayed her slender waist and walked slowly towards Hua. She chuckled and said: "Mr. Hua, as an undead creature, aren't you still a zombie? Hehehe, looking at how tall and powerful you are, do you still have that certain male function?" The girl's eyes suddenly shone with layers of pink light, and a captivating evil power rushed towards Hua.
Xiao Zhang let out a long sigh, and looking up at the sky, he exclaimed: "Boundless Heavenly Lord, today we have come to auction, why must you make things so unpleasant from the very start? Harmony is precious, harmony is precious!"
His mouth was shouting "harmony is precious", but Little Zhang's move was more ruthless than anyone else. The duster used to dust the door curtain was casually thrown on the ground, and Little Zhang flipped his Taoist robe, who knows what he was thinking, and actually pulled out a heavy-caliber high-speed anti-ship single-soldier rocket launcher from under his robe.
Standing beside him, Gu Xiechen was shocked. This rocket launcher was used by ground forces to attack low-flying spacecraft, and the 300mm caliber rocket had an astonishing power. An ordinary third-class warship would be severely damaged if it were hit in a weak spot. If the target were human, unless they were a legendary Mars-level fighter, their physical body wouldn't be able to withstand it. What shocked Gu Xiechen even more was that he couldn't see where Zhang Daoren had taken out this big thing with his own eyes. He looked up and down at Zhang Daoren for a while, but Zhang's body was slender, his clothes were thin, and there was no place on him to hide anything.
The rocket launcher was almost stuck to the blonde's face, and Xiang Zhang, who had just been calm and composed like a gentleman, suddenly let out a fierce roar: "You stinky girls, do you believe that I, Lord Tao, can blow your brains out with one cannon? Ah? A man's certain function? I'm also a man! Do you think this big stick is comfortable?" Xiang Zhang pushed his hands forward fiercely, and the rocket launcher heavily smashed onto the girl's forehead, smashing her back seven or eight meters.
The werewolf beside him let out a few roars, swinging his thick arms and about to pounce on Little Zhang. Standing behind him, constantly shaking his right palm, Hua Leng sneered, his hands swishing left and right, two heavy, six-foot-long black scythes suddenly appearing in his hands. The black scythes were made of unknown materials, with sinister symbols and images of naked demons carved on the blades. As soon as they appeared, the surroundings darkened, these two strange scythes having devoured a lot of light around them.
Bobby's face turned ugly and he growled in a low voice, "Alright. Chuck, Irene, stop it! We're making fools of ourselves here!"
The werewolf let out a few heavy breaths, his white fur slowly retracting into his body. He glared at Hua with a fierce gaze before retreating behind Bobbi. Irene also let out a cold hum as she touched the small bump on her head caused by the rocket launcher. She was extremely angry and made a rude gesture towards Zhang Daoren before standing back behind Bobbi.
"Never mind, let's continue, continue! I really didn't laugh at you guys, it's all fair competition!"
Xiao Zhang turned around silently and fired a rocket launcher at the mountain pass.
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Oh la! The pig head arrived home very happily... Hmm, the feeling of carrying a suitcase and climbing stairs is really unbearable.
Life...
My shoulder is red and swollen, I have muscle cramps, and my wrist also twisted a bit...
Still depressed, update as usual...
Comrades, look forward to April 1st, pig head will be on the shelves.
Hehe, can't wait for April 1st, looking forward to the update...
Everyone work hard to vote, just to comfort Zhu Tou Hong's swollen arm.
