In high school, Chen Ergou had a classmate who was the son of a nouveau riche family that made their fortune by trafficking women. He looked like a deformed melon and liked to comb his hair into a shiny, oily style like Chow Yun-fat in the old version of "A Better Tomorrow". This rich kid would often complain to Chen Ergou and other poor students about how painful it was to be pursued by women, claiming that he had to buy their chastity with money. At the time, Chen Ergou just wanted to slap this spoiled brat a few times for speaking without any shame, but now that he thinks about it carefully, it's not entirely nonsense.
For example, Chen Ergou, who was busy serving tea and water at the Amé restaurant, got a headache as soon as he thought of that woman whose weight could almost rival that of the boss's wife. At this moment, she was sitting in the corner of the restaurant, ordering a bowl of braised pork with rice noodles. Unlike other women who had set their sights on Chen Ergou, she didn't try to flirt with him, and every time she came to eat, she sat quietly in the corner, but her naked glances were more than enough to rival those of the boss's wife. The key was that when she threw seductive glances, her mouth was always full of rice noodles or pork, with oil dripping from her lips, and she repeatedly tormented poor Chen Ergou like this.
Every time this happens, Li Sheng wickedly imagines Chen Ergou's frail figure being crushed by the fat pig on the bed board, rolling around in a miserable state. So this malicious little villain often runs to instill some incorrect perceptions in her, directly misleading her into thinking that Chen Ergou has long been overwhelmed by her beauty. The mischievous little devil even secretly tells this fairy sister Chen Ergou, whose name is known throughout several streets, that she refused him for Li Wei.
Taking advantage of Chen Ergou's entry into the kitchen to serve tea, Li Sheng ran to a woman of the same age as his mother and whispered: "Beauty, you can't just sit there all the time, I told you earlier that Ergou likes proactive women, he is shy, if you are also shy, when will you become a divine couple?"
She turned her head, made a orchid finger, and blushed: "I'm satisfied just looking at Er Gou like this."
Li Shengqiang suppressed the urge to scold, enduring the huge impact of this action, his facial muscles stiffly and painfully smiled: "You're enough, but that doesn't mean he's enough, a man looking at you, such a beautiful woman, can't even open his mouth, how hard is it? Let me give you an example, when you're very hungry and there's a bowl of braised pork with noodles in front of you, no chopsticks to eat, are you anxious or not?"
From this conversation, it can be seen that if Li Sheng, this little turtle egg, puts his mind to studying, not only being the last in ranking is possible, but also being the first in ranking is possible.
She said in a low voice: "I'll eat it with my hands."
Li Sheng turned around, gritted his teeth, and then turned back with a smile, continuing to persuade: "My Wang Yu Yan beauty, I'll give you the most direct and effective way. Let's get rid of Er Gou in a place where there are fewer people, like a park or a small movie theater, just the two of you in a private room. Then, take advantage of the situation and push him down, he'll be yours."
Wang Yu Yan
The woman in front of Li Sheng with a name that evokes fantasies like an immortal fairy is indeed notorious and famous throughout the streets.
Li Sheng's ears suddenly hurt, and he turned to see Chen Erdou's smiling face, but only he could sense the gloominess behind it. Having experienced Chen Erdou's sinister tricks before, Li Sheng immediately rolled his eyes, thinking of a way to escape. Before he came up with a plan, Chen Erdou's two fingers had already twisted together, causing Li Sheng to feel a wave of pain. In a flash of inspiration, Li Sheng said: "Mom, I want to read a book."
The boss's wife immediately spoke up: "Get out of here, don't disturb your sister. You little scoundrel, if you're willing to study, I'll go on a diet tomorrow."
Li Sheng, who had just been pardoned, took the imperial sword and swaggered up the stairs, not forgetting to turn around and make a face at Chen Ergou.
Chen Ergou did not discriminate against the fat woman, just like how Boss's wife would swing her 180-pound body in front of him every day without making him collapse, which showed that Chen Ergou's endurance was still very strong. However, he really couldn't put the fairy in front of him together with Wang Yuyan from "The Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils" in his mind, and as soon as he started to associate them, he felt uncomfortable all over.
Chen Ergou handed a stack of paper towels to the oily Wang Yu Yan, and quickly retreated. He was really afraid that this girl would suddenly have evil intentions and press him to the ground. Chen Ergou didn't have the slightest confidence to resist, he wasn't a big demon at the level of wealth and nobility, encountering these two hundred kilograms of meat, he could only be humiliated.
Fei Niu gazed deeply at Chen Er Gou's back, filled with inexplicable admiration.
She didn't dare wipe the oil stain from her mouth with that stack of paper towels, and carefully put it into a bright red purse covered in cartoon characters.
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The boss's wife, Ah Mei, had a big dream that the entrance of this small restaurant would be filled with luxury cars. Unfortunately, the boss was a petty-minded and unambitious commoner who couldn't understand her aspirations. All he could do was to search for some so-called palace recipes according to his wife's demands. However, as an ordinary person, how could he get his hands on authentic recipes from the Forbidden City? As a result, the only vehicles parked outside Ah Mei's restaurant were bicycles, and occasionally electric cars. The boss's wife, who only cared about collecting money, spent her days in the restaurant either counting cash or gazing longingly at the entrance, hoping that a four-wheeled vehicle would stop by. This was undoubtedly the most fulfilling and satisfying thing for her to do. She waited and waited, but even Li Sheng, who knew all about flirting with girls at school, couldn't wait any longer for important customers to come and patronize the restaurant. This made Ah Mei very disheartened, even more so than when Chen Er Gou tried to flirt with her without getting a response.
Hope is a slut, when you really decide not to bother her, she will proactively flirt with you in a very cheap way, making you who is about to clear your mind and reduce your desires, once again be consumed by lust. The boss lady is currently in a state of raging fire, because she saw two luxury cars that she couldn't even name stopping at the entrance of the restaurant, two handsome young men dressed like the male leads in TV dramas got out of the car, at this time the boss lady suddenly had a strange idea, looking at those two arrogant faces that made people dare not look straight, she suddenly felt that it's still more comfortable to seduce Er Gouzi for no reason.
The boss was flustered when he saw these rich people, filled with the inferiority of the poor and the reverence of small characters. Although not to the point of trembling legs, the boss did not dare to look at them straight in the eye when asking for their orders. This cowardly appearance made the boss's wife, who was admiring the scenery at the counter, curse him as a "bear package". Chen Ergou, although he had lost his usual demeanor as the number one rogue of Zhangjia Village when he saw beautiful women, did not feel intimidated by these two men. According to his strange way of thinking, since he had seen 500-kilogram wild boars before, he was not afraid of these two "small white faces" who weighed less than 200 kilograms. He observed the two young men with similar qualities to those bow-hunting friends and knew that they were either rich or noble. As for how wealthy and powerful they were, Chen Ergou, who had only held a few thousand yuan in his hands before, couldn't be bothered to think about it.
Two rich men did not do anything dramatic at Ami Restaurant, they just ordered two simplest Northeastern dumplings, which made the boss who was expecting some tense scenes very bored. Although the farce of Chen Erdou's big fight *** broke many pots and pans, it didn't increase new customers afterwards. If today there is a stir about Chen Erdou smashing luxury cars and then swaggering back from the police station, Ami Restaurant would have made a fortune early.
The boss's wife said lazily: "Er Gou, go and help Xiao Wei with her homework. If she can't get into the key school, I'll skin you alive."
Chen Ergou could only succumb to oppression, who made him eat and take her, the boss's wife would not agree to anything except for Chen Ergou to sacrifice his dignity and body, otherwise he had no room for objection.
The boss's wife added a sentence: "If she gets in, I can consider you as a candidate for Xiao Wei's boyfriend three years later."
Chen Er Gou was depressed to the extreme.
The two wealthy men sitting in the corner glanced at Chen Erdog almost simultaneously, one of them shaking his head slightly in disappointment, indicating that they should leave. After paying and walking out of the restaurant, one of the young masters frowned and said: "Kunzi, is this the kind of person? Is it worth having your uncle from the SWAT team in the security zone make a phone call to take care of him, but still not enough, and also have the SH Armed Police Corps intervene? This way, you will owe Qian Rongdao that good-for-nothing a favor for nothing. That bastard never spits out bones after eating people, no one in the circle wants to get involved with him, that little scum is not on the right path!"
Another young man didn't rush to get on the bus, leaning against the front of the car, lit a small cigar, and spat out a smoke ring. He said slowly: "Owing someone a favor is no big deal. In the future, some things that can't be done in public will need to be handled by those unscrupulous guys. Whatever he wants, I'll give it to him. Women? I'm not lacking. Money? I still don't lack it. If he really has the guts to try and take advantage of me, thinking he can slaughter me like a fat pig, let's see who ends up playing who in the end."
His companion smiled and said, "You must have eaten him."
The young man smoking looked up at the sign of Ah Mei restaurant and said, "This matter was hastily entrusted to me by Fang Shao, saying that not a single mistake can be made, I dare not be careless. If things go wrong, I'll have to wear small shoes in the future. SH says it's really not big, but if Fang Shao doesn't like it, what can I do? His father is two ranks higher than my father, and I must obey."
His companion nodded, and upon hearing "Fang Shao", his expression changed as if he had seen a ghost.
He carelessly threw away the cigarette that was only half smoked, and the young man rubbed his temples: "If I hadn't taken the place of this overbearing dragon who came from who-knows-where, those JX guys would have come to kill us several times already. It's really a waste of money to avoid disaster. In any case, Fang Shao is a clever person, he won't forget the favor I did for him, let's just wait for good things to come to our door."
The two of them exchanged a knowing glance and smiled at each other.
At this time, a woman with a duck-tongued hat walked into Ami restaurant with a travel bag on her back, slender and tall, making the two flower-crowned old hands' young masters involuntarily take a few more glances. However, these two young masters who were doing quite well in SH didn't have the mood to flirt at this moment. The youth known as "Kunzi" withdrew his gaze and muttered to himself: "Since Dongfang Shao personally came out, it must be the great Bodhisattva, but I don't know what Lushan's true face is."
