Chen Ergou was a true and genuine virgin, who had never held hands with a girl, let alone hugged or kissed one. His hands were more familiar with the wild boar's mountain, where he had fought countless battles, skinning and disemboweling them. Who would want to have a romantic encounter with him? When Chen Ergou felt that everything was in place, he proposed to Xiao Yao that they go up to her apartment for a cup of tea. He made the request with a straight face, seemingly forgetting that he had already downed six or seven bottles of beer at the restaurant. Xiao Yao's face turned bright red as she refused him, saying "maybe in four or five days". Chen Ergou, who was secretly lamenting his lack of success, didn't have the nerve to pester her and wisely retreated. Xiao Yao, who had been on the verge of speaking, quickly ran into the park and spent over an hour on the swings before heading towards her apartment.

  She returned to her room and curled up under the blanket, not making a sound. Zhang Xiangxue, who had just come back from the bar in the early morning, didn't let her boyfriend in and went straight to Xiaoyao's room. She lifted the blanket and saw that Xiaoyao was still fast asleep, her weak body curled up together, with tears on her face. Her clothes were still on, which made Zhang Xiangxue feel relieved. She had been worried that Chen Ergou, who was shameless, had a deep city, ate like a starving ghost, and had no manners or gentlemanly demeanor, would do something to Xiaoyao, such as forcing himself on her. Just thinking about Chen Ergou's smiling face made Zhang Xiangxue angry. She helped Xiaoyao cover herself with the blanket again and thought back to the scene from last night. "I need to nip this danger in the bud," Zhang Xiangxue said to herself, "Xiaoyao can't get involved with someone like that. That kind of guy is not something Xiaoyao can handle. When finding a man, you have to find one who can be controlled, so you can retreat wholeheartedly. Not everyone can afford the kind of love that's like a moth flying into flames."

  Next week, Wang Hu was still hanging out at SD Bar, where he had dug up the family history of all the pretty waitresses with slightly bigger butts. He relied on his half-baked astrology skills to impress them, but these university girls didn't have much cultural background and were easily swayed by Wang Hu's nonsense. They started to believe him, but their interest was clearly more in Chen Ergou, the security guard at the bar, who had been exaggeratedly portrayed as a heroic figure with exceptional abilities and an extraordinary appearance, thanks to the halo effect that none of them knew about.

  Chen Ergou didn't want to go to the SD bar to relax, at least there were beautiful women like Xiao Yao who were a feast for the eyes. He was busy helping Li Wei with her studies, wiping Li Sheng's butt, working as an all-around service staff in the restaurant, and when he returned to his room, he had to conduct quantitative exercises on time. It wasn't easy after a day of work. Besides, he couldn't find a reason to go to the bar. He thought his thick skin could handle it without embarrassment, but Xiao Yao's delicate and refined skin would definitely be embarrassed. In the end, it was because he was impatient and couldn't eat hot tofu, which led to trouble. Even Chen Ergou felt Xiao Yao's good intentions towards him, so he should have brewed some romance before proposing to watch a movie together. Directly going there would be too much for anyone to handle, especially since Xiao Yao was still a young lady. This week, Chen Ergou spent his days in regret and guilt, using his sorrow to motivate himself to read books furiously. He managed to finish reading "The Thick Black Theory" by Li Zongwu in one breath, which was no easy feat for someone with weak language skills like Chen Ergou. Fortunately, he had the foresight to spend money on a book of classical Chinese analysis, and then he threw himself into another strange book, "Push Back Diagram", annotated by Jin Shengtan. Reading it made Chen Ergou dizzy, and if he hadn't gone out to read under the streetlights a bit late, his roommates Zhang Shengli and Wang Hu would have been driven mad by the sound of him turning pages. The most obvious benefit was that Li Wei's language skills had improved slightly under Chen Ergou's influence.

  Xiao Yao didn't sing again, busy helping customers order and deliver drinks. Huang Yuqing didn't dare to come to SD bar again, probably got some information from the police station. This second-generation ancestor dared to bring a group of people to find trouble with Chen Ergou because he wanted to give Chen Ergou a warning, but Cai Huangmao didn't reveal complete information to Huang Yuqing. You know this dog brother is a tough guy who can get along with Xiaomianhu, Huang Yuqing will be cautious in his actions, and bullying the weak is what this kind of nobleman should do.

  Zhang Xixi, who liked to think of herself as a noblewoman, was also at the bar. In recent days, she had been protecting Xiao Yao from Chen Ergou's advances, afraid that he would seduce her friend. Her boyfriend, Gu Yu, hadn't come with her; as the second-in-command in the Shanghai Development and Reform Commission's personnel department, he naturally looked down on Huang Yuke and his ilk, who were only good for a night out at a student bar. Zhang Xixi took advantage of Xiao Yao's free time to drag her along for a drink, and seeing her pitiful, lovesick expression, she couldn't help but laugh and scold: "You're really waiting around for that guy to show up at the bar? Is it worth it?"

  The little girl looked at the crowd in the dance pool with a crazy and wild swing, pouted her mouth and said: "You don't understand."

  Zhang Xuanxuan smiled and said, "I don't understand why, when spring comes, some people start thinking about it. Fortunately, it's not summer, or you would have gone all out."

  Xiaoyao teased, "I know you don't like him and look down on him. It's just like how I'm not on good terms with Gu Xun. Everyone has their own preferences, so don't worry about me being led astray. I'm not infatuated, nor do I believe in love at first sight, and I'm not to the point where I won't marry anyone else. I just have a pure affection for that person."

  Zhang Xuanxuan said helplessly: "I also know you're not a fool, otherwise he would have gone upstairs and entered your room that day."

  Her face turned red, and she whispered to Zhang Xiangxiang's shoulder: "Actually, I had my period those few days, otherwise I wouldn't have refused him going upstairs."

  Zhang Xuan rolled her eyes and said, "You're really beyond salvation. I'll just wait for the day when I have to help you choose a cemetery plot for your love life. Don't come crying to me then, my clothes are expensive and I won't let you ruin them. In the end, it's always me who suffers with you."

  The little ghost made a threatening gesture and said: "Don't curse me."

  "Dirty and dirty, here comes again. Today I took a look, it's even more spirited than yesterday." Wearing an SD bar uniform, Wang Hu remained unchanged with his middle parting, but instead had a bit of money to buy hair gel and styled his traitor head even more miserably, thinking that at least the situation where he would harm people's vision with his sloppy hairstyle no longer existed.

  "It's Zhang Xixi, not dirty Zhang, you country bumpkin! Believe it or not, I'll get Brother Ge to call up a hundred or two people and chop you into minced meat, then throw you into the Huangpu River as feed!" Zhang Xixi's hatred for this toad was far greater than her revulsion towards Chen Erdou.

  "Why don't you believe me?"

  Wang Hu's eyes shamelessly glanced at Zhang Xixi's buttocks, this guy had a morbid obsession with women's buttocks, and Zhang Xixi just happened to have the kind of buttocks that were particularly perky. This made Wang Hu discover new lands, his eyes shining brightly. These past two days, he hadn't been scolded by Zhang Xixi less than a few times, but his thick skin was impervious to knives and guns. He narrowed those thieving eyebrows and smiled: "Dirty girl, I, General Wang Hu, have come to pay my respects to you."

  Xiao Yao smiled but didn't speak, gloating over others' misfortunes.

  Zhang Xixi picked up a bottle of green tea and threw it over, Wang Hu's remaining spirit cleverly caught it, holding it to his chest, and said gratefully: "Thanks, Princess, I'll take this token of affection too. After I finish drinking it, I'll come back to ask you for more."

  When it comes to drinking, Wang Hu's pair of thief eyes unconsciously glanced at Zhang Xiangxue's chest, and this guy's great disgust lies in the fact that no matter what he says, people can't help but think of **evil things. Seeing Zhang Xiangxue really want to explode, Wang Hu quickly retreated with a puff of smoke, and Xiao Yao didn't forget to add insult to injury: "General Wang Hu has time to come often."

  "Is Wang Hu still a great general?"

  Finally having time to run to the SD bar to grab a pack of cigarettes and drink some wine, Chen Ergou heard this nickname and laughed, "It has momentum, it's somewhat matching with the name, but not quite fitting for the real person."

  The roof leaks and it happens to be a continuous rainy night. Bad things often come in pairs, just after getting rid of Wang Hu's troubles, the main character who gave Zhang Xixi a headache finally appeared on stage. After causing trouble with Wang Hu, she was already seriously injured, and she really didn't have the confidence to take down this young man who made people helpless. Zhang Xixi secretly gave him a nickname called "Heishan Old Monster" because she thought Chen Ergou was like the ghost in "A Chinese Ghost Story", eerie and uncomfortable. However, she had to admit that this guy still had some minor skills.

  Zhang Xixi took one look at her best friend's blissful expression, and with a defeated sigh, she suddenly stood up and said, "I don't care about you guys anymore, out of sight, out of mind. Can't I just leave?"

  "Remember to pay the bill before you leave."

  Zhang Xiangxue stormed off with her bag, saying angrily: "No need to remind me, look at your petty behavior, even if you were given 10 million yuan, you wouldn't know how to spend it, you're really pathetic!"

  Chen Ergou surprisingly didn't severely beat the guy who fell into the water, but instead kept an eerie silence. Zhang Xixi also didn't dare to take advantage of her victory and quickly retreated from the bar. Even fighting has its peak state, and Zhang Xixi made up her mind to come back and duel this guy again after she's fully prepared next time.

  "What's on your mind?" Xiaoyan muttered.

  "I'm thinking about how to spend a billion dollars." Chen Ergou said seriously.

  "You're really at ease, aren't you?" Xiao Yao frowned and said, fearing that he would get into a heated argument with his sworn brother Zhang Xiangxiang the moment they met.

  "This is a pretty interesting question."

  Chen Gou smiled and said, sitting on the sofa at a distance from Xiao Yao, "University students are really different, they can say things that hit the weak points of Zhangjiadun's old ladies in one go, something that they couldn't have figured out even if they lived a lifetime."

  Xiao Yao looked at him and didn't seem to be joking, so she didn't dare to come up with a topic again. The two fell into a slightly awkward silence.

  Wang Hu saw Chen Ergou and immediately ran over from the edge of the dance floor, excitedly shouting: "Ergou, I found two chicks with super round butts, really big, I bet they'd feel great to touch. It's just that after seeing so many beautiful women like Xiaoyi, looking at them again always feels a bit disappointing. Alas, in the end it's still better to have a dirty woman who has a nice butt and looks pretty."

  Neither sitting nor walking is good, so I'd better turn a deaf ear to it.

  Chen Ergou was too lazy to bother with him and said: "Huren, do you know where in Shanghai can catch hawks, preferably Yan Song's kind."

  Wang Hu furrowed his brow, tossed a cigarette to Chen Ergou and said: "It's hard, it's unlikely we'll run into someone like Yan Song. But we might have a chance with Songzi, Cangying or Yanzhui, but we'd have to go all the way out to the suburbs. What's up, you want to play with eagles?"

  Chen Ergou nodded and said: "When you have time, help me catch one, I have a use for it."

  Wang Hu's mouth still had the smell of tobacco and alcohol, he glanced at Xiao Mei and said: "No problem, dealing with this kind of evil and crooked business, I'm the best. Now I'll go take a look around, you two hurry up, this place is secluded, don't worry about being seen, do what should be done and what shouldn't be done all together."

  Chen Ergou kicked Wang Hu's butt with one foot, and the latter stumbled away to watch the scenery by the dance pool.

  Chen Ergou puffed on his cigarette, exhaling clouds of smoke, with a look of contentment on his face.

  "Brother Dog, how about we go clubbing?" Xiaoyao raised her head and took a swig of undiluted whiskey, seemingly to boost her courage. Her pretty face flushed with a hint of red, her cheeks tender and pink, and in the dim light, she looked especially alluring.

  "I won't." Chen Ergou scratched his head and said awkwardly.

  "I'll teach you." Little Xiao said with a lowered head, her small face flushing red and looking adorable.

  Xiao Yao finally understood what "entering the tiger's lair" and "jumping into the net" meant. She thought that Chen Er Gou, who claimed he couldn't dance, would be very reserved when they entered the dance floor. But as soon as they squeezed into the edge of the dance floor, he directly skipped the hand-holding part and wrapped his arms around her slender waist, startling her. Xiao Yao's heart was racing wildly as she danced face-to-face with a member of the opposite sex for the first time. Her hands didn't know where to go. At first, after drinking some wine and feeling dizzy, she followed someone who seemed to have planned this in advance into the dance floor, but now she felt foolish.

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