“Fuck me.” is all I can muster at seeing the TWO moons of what can only be a hallucination. What caused the hallucination god knows, but that's the only sane explanation.
“Hi, no you're not hallucinating, and yes that is what a hallucination would say but no, I'm not a hallucination shut up.” A voice said.“Gah! Who said that!?” I yelled after being startled.
“No one, I'm in your head, no you're not insane, shut up.” The voice spoke apparently from my head.
“What?” I started to ask before being cut off by the voice.
“No, shut up, first things first, not a hallucination, second you're not on earth anymore.”
I tried to say something but he tells me to shut up again, asshole
“Yes, you've been Isekai’ed, no I don't know if that's how it's pronounced or if that's the past tense, shut up, now, fortunately, thanks to your specific backstory of being a nerd this will be easy to explain, you got Isekai’ed to some LitRpg, now you may speak peasant.”
God, he's such an asshole “LitRpg, I'm in a LitRpg…?”
“Yeah, that's what I said, and before you ask some dumb questions, I'll answer them, and no, you're not the only one to have a system, it's very simple. It's pretty close to the system of the Litrpgs, which may I just say, kinda cheap of you to only read free ones.”
“Hey, I'm not cheap!” I said in response, “Also do you like the system itself? Or are you like some servant of god giving me a run down or something?”
“First intelligent thing you've said, and it's neither, closer to a programmer working on the system and calibrating it to you.”
“Calibrating? I don't care, is there a tutorial or something?”
“Yeah, I've been setting it up while I've been giving you the rundown, glad I got a nerdy dipshit like you, so the WIP tutorial should be fine. Honestly it's pretty simple, and you might not even need it.”
“Could you give me a rundown on it? You said it's close to those Litrpgs I've read, right? So like- I should be able to get it.”
“Eh, fuck it, if you dont need it I can do it later, uh lemme see, their classes, stats, skills, MP, HP, and achievements.”
“Huh, how does HP work?”
“Uh…yeah I got no clue, could be a numerical representation of your current physical health or it could be like a magical thing that decides how much damage you can take before death, I don't know. Just know that constitution makes numbers up and damage makes numbers go down.”
“... and I'm guessing you dont know how the stats work either?”
“Yeah, idk It goes up through work, but also leveling up, Idk dude.”
He said IDK who does that?
“Well, I'll activate the system and dip out dude, uh don't like to commit omnicide, uh, yes you can have kids with the other races, and uh peace out bruh.”
I didn't even get the chance to say anything before a metaphorical weight I didn't even notice disappears, and a blue box appears in front of me or like inside my mind, but it's visible?
“Holy shit, that's weird. Can I think “yes”? Or do I have to speak it?”
And then said box is replaced with what looked like an info screen, it has my character stats and everything.
‘Uh cool, can i like to see a list of available classes?’
‘Wow, that's a lot, and I can only choose one?’
‘Damm, well that makes sense. I suppose you wouldn't want me to be unreasonably stronger than the average inhabitant could reasonably become.’
I looked at the list, completely knocking out the non combat classes for obvious reasons.
After a couple of moments of deliberation, I decided to ask if I can get more details on the Spellblade class, basic I know but I still.
‘Hmm, yeah, that sounds like a good one, yeah I choose Spellblade’
I waited a moment for my info screen to finish updating or whatever, and in the few moments of nothing happening I realised I'm definitely gonna have some sort of emotional crisis as soon as I'm free to think.
Great, I've actually become a person in this weird world, now to actually start my adventure.
“Please let me have started on Newbie Island please god I beg of you.” I muttered.
