Nazi blokes and King Vamp like Operation Barbarossa

  They coming for his head, beard and heart

  Heartless and cold, soldiers be sharp-eyed like their in-hand-stakes

  Stakes are high, steaks in the pan, panfishing in the whale

  Well, well Moby Dick, will you bite Captain Ahab’s leg off?

  Off into the Biblical, will you spit out Jonah onto the seashore?

  Love this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit.

  Show us your Operation Bagration, your Best Actor Oscar

  Oscar, ’twas a well deserved Oscar

  Oscar deserved to get his name but o’ scar

  Throbs whenever he thinks about it

  Lost his name to a Lincoln

  The States sure do love their president, it seems

  Seems even Motors was not Holy enough to change that

  That should have been Oscar’s award

  Paying back France for gifting the States the Statue of Liberty.