Roses are red

  Violets are blue

  And so are you

  You get it from "The Faerie Queene" by Edmund Spencer

  All poet, all English but the French version?

  Roses are read

  Violets are blue

  And so are you, you rooster loving motherfukker.

  A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.

  Moshed by The City of Love

  Fukk Paris

  Fukked up Helen so high on Troy

  Fukk Paris

  Hilton’s the one Helen fukks with so no Greek prince,

  Fukk Paris.

  French sport fandom is all cock

  Coaxing the a-doodle-do out of it is beyond a cocky affair

  Antoine is the answer but they’re two!

  Dupont or Griezmann,

  Which one is France’s Holy Grail?