Hitler Wears Hermès

  He did not have it before the Battle of France

  France fallen, Russia’s up next.

  Hitler Wears Hermès

  His moustache is toothbrush

  Brush away the walrus is the goal

  That’s Stalin’s moustache.

  Hitler Wears Hermès. His toothbrush is crushed by the walrus’ long tusks. Operation Barbarossa fails.

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  Operation Barbarossa fails

  Stalin keeps his red beard

  So does Joseph.

  Red beard

  An inspiration for Joseph’s name change in London

  He is now Thor.

  Thor got his red beard

  His hammer too but not really

  Its a mic.

  Mic in his hand

  Red beard on his face He hides it behind a mask The mask and the mic

  Thats what Joseph has in the Year of our Lord 1999

  Operation: Doomsday.