During Mid-Autumn Festival, a certain Jiu accidentally dropped his ice skin mooncake into the river while crossing it.

  After a while, the River God floated up and said: "Sorry for eating your mooncake. These two pure gold and diamond mooncakes will be given to you as compensation."

  After hearing this, Jiu also ran to the river and threw the Wu Ren mooncake into the river.

  After a while, the body of the river god floated up.

  Heaven punished the nine-tailed fox for killing the river god, so the nine-tailed fox magnificently crossed over!!!!!

  Yes, you didn't see it wrong, certain nine crossed over!

  Time Traveler's Record Chapter 1

  Walked into an electric pole

  System Prompt: Blood Slot Reduced by 15

  Time Traveler's Record Chapter 2

  Having money stolen while taking the bus

  System Prompt: Blood Slot Reduced by 50

  Time Traveler's Record Chapter 3

  When buying things, I found out I didn't have money and was dragged by the boss for a beating.

  System Prompt: Blood Slot Reduced by 75

  Time Traveler's Record Chapter 4

  Met a handsome young man on the road

  Wow, so handsome, I really want to flirt with him a bit!

  A certain Jiu with a bold and open-minded personality is quite familiar with flirting with young boys...

  Then the topic somehow became like this

  Certain 9: "After a shipwreck, 1 female passenger and 10 male passengers drifted to a deserted island. A month later, the woman killed herself because she thought what had happened in the past month was too disgusting. A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought what had happened in the past month was too disgusting. A month later, they decided to dig her up because they thought what had happened in the past month was too disgusting. A month later, God revived the woman because He thought what had happened in the past few months was too disgusting..."

  The handsome young man's clear eyes stared at Ou Jiu, tilted his head, and raised a smile at the corner of his lips.

  Snow White and Pinocchio lived in a big forest. One day, Snow White couldn't bear the loneliness anymore, so she grabbed Pinocchio's head and clamped it between her legs, saying: "Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth again, tell another lie..." She said this a thousand times before finally letting Pinocchio go.

  The young man still didn't speak, his lips slightly curled up.

  Certain 9: ……

  Young man, please show some respect for the profession of gangster. I tell you these esoteric jokes to see your face turn red and look down in embarrassment, not to see your eyes light up with a desire to hear another one.

  At this time, a tall, handsome and beautiful man walked over from a distance...

  The young man beckoned to Ah Xiao Rong with a more pronounced smile at the corner of his lips: "Ah Xiao Rong, come quickly"

  "...?" The man's eyebrows slightly furrowed as he looked at the girl in front of the young man, who had a puzzled expression on his face.

  "What a lovely girl! The young man's voice was filled with lazy laughter, "Actually thought of coming to flirt with me... Haha! So much fun!"

  Someone: “……”

  "Is that so?" The man's icy gaze swept towards Caijiu, his aura growing even colder.

  Jiǔ Wàng xiàng shǎo nián:“……”nǐ yíng le，chéng lǐ rén zhēn huì wán!

  Translation:

  Jiǔ Wàng looked at the young man: “......” You win, city people really know how to play!

  The young man put his hands in the windbreaker pocket and looked up at the sky, with a bright red smile on his lips, that's how arrogant he is! If you don't believe it, come and bite me!

  A man with one eye knife

  Certain ninth-grade student who was frozen into an ice sculpture by a glare: “……”

  ……

  System Prompt: Blood slot reduced by 100

  News Broadcast: In a certain year's Mid-Autumn Festival, a female author from P Street suddenly died on the street and is currently being sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. Please select one of the following options:

  Cast one recommended vote to save her

  Cast two recommended votes to save her

  Cast three recommended votes to save her

  Cast all recommended votes to save her

  Mid-Autumn Festival blessings to all the rice wines with dimples, muah muah loves you.

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