Hello, all Tim here, it's my turn to comment. Well actually this one was supposed to be Judy, but it's been another rough day. We'll post a video about it soon. I've attached a news article about what happened to give you a bit of a preview.
Now, it's not just Judy who's tired, I don't have too much extra energy either. So, no clever comment, I will say now that I have been in a real fight. Grandma Trinaday is tough as nails and deserves more respect for this whole account. I couldn't imagine going through that mostly alone.
One last thing before the news clip, someone forgot to remove me from the MFW email list. That or someone's being naughty and leaking internal documents. Take a look.
Here's the new news about us. It's a rough one, a video about it will go out soon.
BREAKING NEWS
A mature woman in a loud blazer reports on the news.
Things got heated and dangerous on I-90 today by the shores of Lake Erie, just outside of Cleveland, Ohio. Eyewitness reports are confusing, to say the least, and footage of the attack gives no clearer answers.
The News Five helicopter is headed over to the scene to get a look at the aftermath of the attack, which is currently clogging up the I-90 freeway.
A bird's-eye view of the highway comes on screen.
While the footage is muted, the sound can almost be seen in the chaos of the disaster. First responders swarm the wreckage, firefighters and EMT’s helping wherever they can, and police officers cordoning off the highway. Emergency vehicles make a wall around the debris, lights flashing.
At first glance, the highway looks like it’s been hit by a bomb. Cars and bits of metal, twisted and deformed, litter the area. Some a good hundred feet from the road. The concrete barriers are crumbling and fractured a good radius around a massive crater in the middle of the road. Smaller craters and divots radiate outwards as well.
A second look at the chaos raises a few more questions. Most obvious is the color, if this was just a bomb, the creator must have been a brilliant artist. The destroyed highway is soaked in a rainbow of otherworldly hues.
A bright neon blue puddle, mixes with a cool mint green liquid in one crater, bubbling and hissing, vaporizing the highway where the two liquids touch. The reaction is so violent, the vapor can be easily seen, even from the helicopter.
A few feet away is a large puddle of orange goop, surrounded by a briar of deep red vines. There are large spikes growing out of the briar into the air above the pool of orange. The tips of these spikes are drenched in the orange liquid.
On the other side of the large crater, a thousand tiny splashes making up an odd crescent polka-dotted pattern across the highway. Each one producing off a flame of a different hue. The rainbow flames shift, dance, and change colors as the helicopter flies around the scene.
A ring of clear slime surrounds the worst of the damage, glittering in the afternoon sun and perfectly reflecting the emergency lights. It brings the whole scene of destruction together in a way; the two colorful pools and the swath of burning embers looking like the eyes and mouth of a deranged smiley-face.
An even more detailed obsessed observer might notice how oddly the cars had been damaged, and the fact that none of them are anywhere near the oddly colorful debris– well except for a pair of SUVs. Overturned in the middle of the chromatic tongues of flame. The rest of the cars are bunched against one of the concrete barriers or piled just off the side of the road.
Only a few obviously got off the road themselves, the vast majority of the cars in that grassy strip are crumpled and wrecked, with no obvious tracks through the grass leading to them. Those cars have gashes torn out of them, or are crushed like a soda can. Things that no explosion or crash could do.
A cut back to the news anchor.
The only footage we have found so far sheds no more light on this bizarre attack.
The video in question begins to play.
“Holy shit,” A man’s voice can be heard from behind the grainy old phone camera. The footage shakes as much as his voice does. “Are you seeing this?”
If he’s talking to someone else in the car, we can’t see them, and they don’t respond.
The car is pulled off the road, into a small ditch. Through his side window, we can see a silver minivan backing up down the highway. A familiar figure with red hair is standing up through the sunroof. She’s holding a middle finger out in front of her as the air around her glows in fractal threads. The minivan swerves as the fractal condenses to light then a compacted ball of fire above her hand.
The grainy and over compiled footage tears as the cameraman whips his phone around to track the object the minivan swerved to avoid. It’s a car, fully flying through the air. For a few seconds around the flying car, what Judy and her team are fighting can be seen.
Giant monsters, in a Japanese show they might call them kaiju. Megafauna that vaguely looks like animals from earth.
There isn’t enough time or pixels to see more.
The camera guy realizes what’s on a collision course with him and drops his phone.
“Fu-”
The video ends. The news anchor is still staring gravely into the camera.
As you can see, there isn’t much to go off. Our reporters in the field are looking for more footage of this attack. What we have managed to discover is the identity of the red-haired woman. She is suspected to be Judy Jubrie, a YouTube content creator, a serial arsonist, and now a possible terrorist. She is on the run for the suspected arson of her grandmother's estate, and should be considered armed and extremely dangerous. The police warn that if you spot her, you should call for help then stay both away and safe. Her assailants or accomplices in this attack are currently unknown.
