With the attacking penguin now incapacitated, Fuck Off turns around and librates the XP from its fleshy container, before looting the corpse to free up the hole.

  “Alright now for round two.” (Red)

  “But…”(Green)

  “Now before you get on your high Emu, about it not being right to kill and all that shit, remember that we are doing this to become strong. Once we are strong we can, find the guy that produced the sperm which resulted in our creation, protect others and make sure they have a better life then we did. And fuck it if we can't make a bloody penguin sanctuary to remember all of the feathery bastards I shove into a hole and penetrate.” (Red)

  “What he said.” (Grey)

  “Ummmm...ok...but I still don't like it and we have to build a huge sanctuary.” (Green)

  “Deal.” (Red and Grey)

  “Alright, let's get this party started!” (Red)

  Thus the miniature massacre of penguin bay began. The snow was dyed crimson and the piles grew as the stench of death filled the air until another wave of notifications flooded Fuck Offs vision.

  “Yay!” (All)

  “That one is new.” (Grey)

  “That...means we are getting better right?” (Green)

  “I wonder if there are elves on this world” (Red)

  “I feel like that is off topic” (Grey)

  “I can't decide if I want them to be cliche or not.” (Red)

  “Sigh” (Grey)

  “It would mean they are attractive and all that buuuuut cliche is soooo fucking boring” (Red)

  “I want to punch a dragon...

  ...and maybe, just maybe, fuck a unicorn. Oh, looky we can evolve. Come on guys we need to focus!” (Red)

  “...”(Grey and green)

  “Right...any objections to evolving?” (Grey)

  “Nope” (Red)

  “No” (Green)

  “Yes”(All)

  “No” (All)

  “I think we should strengthen our base so we have a good foundation.” (Grey)

  “Focus on agility and attack. Then we can fly faster and stab things better.” (Red)

  “Ah...while I think both of your ideas are good...I think we should increase the stats that are harder to raise naturally. That way in the long term we won't be uneven...in the little time we have been here we have managed to raise most of the physical stats with relative ease. The stronger we get the harder it will be to raise those stats but at the moment it is not that difficult….However the same can not be said for some of the other stats. We don't know a reliable way to raise luck, wisdom or intelligence and I believe increasing defense naturally will be dangerous...especially with Reds...habits...I think we will always have a way to increase the other stats but the others are an unknown so I believe that we should increase them. Of course, we don't have to do this.” (Green)

  “Ummm, that does make sense” (Grey)

  “The fuck do you mean my habits?” (Red)

  “Um well...sorry.” (Green)

  “Hahahahaha no you are right. Grey that crazy bastard would end up killing us all.” (Red)

  “...We are in agreement to follow Green's plan then?”(Grey)

  “Yeah.” (Red)

  “Yes”(Green)

  “Oh that feels different. Its like our mind is ‘more open’ ” (Red)

  “Now our mind is deeper? This is some trippy shit” (Red)

  “Now I feel thiccccc” (Red)

  “Reds running commentary aside are we ready to evolve?” (Grey)

  “Yes” (All)

  “Yay” (All)

  Then everything went black as the mind fell unconscious.

  “ ‘Then everything went black’ how fucking cliche do you want to be?” (Red)