This has got to be the worst day of his entire life. Given, his current life only started like 5 minutes ago, but he was pretty sure that this was the worst predicament he has ever gotten himself into, all past lives included. How did he land himself in this said predicament you may ask? Good question.

  He snarked the God overseeing his reincarnation. Brilliant move, he knew, however, he deserved some slack, after all, he just found out that he was killed by a stray bullet in his sleep. A fucking perfect headshot no scope from some dumbass accidentally playing with his new gun in his apartment from across the street. Anyone else would be pissed too!

  Which is why while watching the many portals of different worlds, and boy wasn't that a surprise confirming the multiverse theory and all those isekai mangas that have been popular lately, he made a small, innocent really, comment about how he would've done a way better job than some poor 16 year old smuck in saving the world if he was given a power of his choosing.

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  One pissed off God with an over inflated ego and pride, a (coerced) bet with his soul on the line, and one petty dick move later, and he found himself as a microbe in some strange planet. He really should've made sure to word it better when he asked for the consuming power like Rou from Re:Monster or Slime Tensei. Selecting Max on growth potential was a poor move too as it seems the more basic and weak you started off, the stronger you could become. Hindsight was 20/20.