"...What the fuck...?"

  Victor Black was a very very confused man. Why you may ask? It didn't have to do with the fact that he woke up finding himself in the middle of bum fuck nowhere, he was used to waking up in weird places considering his occupation and his best friend being a prankster with the ability to teleport, no. It had to do with the fact that there was 3 moons in the sky.

  3. Fucking. Moons.

  And neither pinching himself nor casting a minor dispel had gotten rid of it. Either this was the most impressive illusion spell he has ever seen, or he was in another world.

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  Shit.

  This was turning out to be like the fieldtrip to Tartarus all over again when him and Alex goofed off and gotten lost in hell, except there was no teacher to pull his ass out of the literal fire anymore.

  Double shit.

  He pulled out a small crystal ball the size of a grapefruit before sending a wave of magic power into it.

  Ring Ring

  Ring Ring

  Ring Ring~

  "Sorry, no service~ "

  "...Fucking piece of shit. Godamn, I should've gotten the iCrystal 7 instead of sticking to this old model. Piece of shit can't even handle cross dimensional connection reliably."

  Putting it back into his robe, which strangely enough gave no sign of where he had put it, he decided to look around. He'd find his way back eventually.