once upon a time there was an immortal being that killed gods and toyed with demons. He was so so so incredibly incredibly strong he could destroy the whole universe with the blink of an eye. he got bored so he descended to the mortal realm right as the aliens invaded. and he thought the aliens were ugly so he killed them with his spit. and then all the beautiful women fell in love with him. then a dude came up to him because he was jealous and said “fuck you” to his savior. The immortal slapped him in the face and the man crumpled down. He spit out blood and in the blood was a tooth! The man who got wrecked then said “I’ll be back uwu” with spite. And before he could leave the immortal just severed his head because anyone who uses uwu unironically should be banished to the shadow realm. It’s simply a law of the universe. Anyways no one was really bothered by it because they all felt it was justified. And then they lived happily ever after.

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