I felt like my world ended right there after hearing Smoker's words. I mean I am just a normal guy and not an Idiot/monster/made out of rubber to be able to survive Garp's training. Why does this have to happen, I don't know what to do. As I stood there without saying anything thinking about a suitable response

  After all, I can't just say that I quit and leave the Marines, I should not know about his training method according to common sense. “What the hell am I supposed to do with this goddamn situation"(I say we run away during night-time)"that seems to be the only available option"

  Smoker- says while hiding his evil intentions.

  Easy- I say while cursing Smoker inwardly. (Don’t be impulsive Easy and end up doing something which you might regret afterward)"good thing that I am very good at hiding my emotions".

  Seeing me so pleased Smoker was getting even more pleased with himself for doing this “I am a genius"

  Smoker- he says and starts shaking his shoulders? (WTF)

  As I see his odd behavior of trying to stop himself from laughing, I grit my teeth in anger (inside) and put on an annoyingly pleased smile on my face (goddamn, my serious image)

  Easy-

  Finally, it seems Smoker was not able to hold back his laughter after seeing me smiling and burst into a loud laugh like he is enjoying himself watching his favorite (comedy)web series.

  Easy- (he didn't seem like the type but he can laugh)"I thought he had a cactus in his pants throughout the show".

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  So after laughing to his hearts contents (about a minute)"I knew it, he was not the type, and something must have triggered him" he calms down and starts to speak.

  Smoker- suddenly he becomes serious and says to me.

  Is he going to tell me about the hellish training of Garp and say that he agreed because I angered him yesterday or saying that he did all this on the spur of the moment? (I won't forgive you, you bastard!)

  Easy-

  Smoker- he says apologetically to me.

  "Haha haha I knew it I can't believe I fell for that, I was thinking of changing my name from Easy to Extreme"(That didn’t make sense in the first place!)

  Easy- I say to him while sounding hurt and making him realize what has he done and that he could have hurt someone's feeling by being an Idiot. He looks a bit guilty (probably because he is a good person) but he has hell to pay "HAHAHAHA".

  Smoker-

  Easy-

  Smoker-

  Easy- ?

  Smoker-

  It seems that I am out of the worst situation and I will be safe at the headquarters for some time I just need to ask some question about this elite academy as it was never mentioned in the one piece Story-line

  Easy-

  Smoker- < the time period will be 2 years and you will be departing in about a months’ time till then you can ask me about the academy and I will be teaching you basic combat training like fist fighting, gun fighting. Sword fighting and starting tomorrow you will be joining the other Marines in their practice.

  Easy- I say while going towards the door (YOU ARE EVIL but I like it).

  Smoker- hohoho never thought I will see Smoker getting flustered "females are really the nemesis of good men"

  Easy- (you are a genius my boy)

  Smoker-

  Easy-