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Today, I''''m planning to end my life. Crazy thing is, I''''m not sad or anything. I’m actually laughing as I stand here on the highest freaking mountain in existence, where the air''''s so thin I''''m surprised I haven''''t combusted into a god. Scratch that—I am a god. I mean, come on. I just shouted at the weather and it listened. So, what''''s the plan? Well, it''''s simple. I''''m going to pull the plug on this immortal form of mine and then hit rewind, resetting this whole melodramatic soap opera back to its juicy prologue. Why, you ask? Rookie mistake! I never collected a harem! I’ve got a list as long as the Great Wall of China of otherworldly beauties I was supposed to sweep off their jade slippers, but nada. I’m honest-to-God alone up here. Me, my shadow, and the echo that reminds me how empty life is when there’s no one to brag to about your latest mixology cocktail. .... Also available on Web Novel, Royal Road and so on. Same universe as all of my stories, so there are bound to have crossovers.