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I am a Table [A LitRPG Progression Story]Latest complete chapter list

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  1. Chapter 1: He is now a table
  2. Chapter 2: Do not scratch me you felonious feline!
  3. Chapter 3: I love buttocks against my face
  4. Chapter 4: It has 160 Max HP? And I have 6?!
  5. Chapter 5: Did I tell you I got a pet termite? His name is Clint. Clint Eatswood
  6. Chapter 6: I propose a Table Duel, or I shall take your wife
  7. Chapter 7: NEW SIDEQUEST: Observe the Chicken
  8. Chapter 8: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  9. Chapter 9: Rub your butt on me. Just one rub, I promise!
  10. Chapter 10: NEW QUEST UNLOCKED: Sell Cabbages!
  11. Chapter 11: That’s not a chicken, that’s my wife!
  12. Chapter 12: Oh cabbage, my cabbage, you’re stable like a table
  13. Chapter 13: There is nothing shameful about having a small wand inside you
  14. Chapter 14: I pray you have ‘1 Unread Notification’ on your screen forever!
  15. Chapter 15: Blasting orcs away was not as important as solving world hunger
  16. I have succumbed to sickness!
  17. Chapter 16: You have an innate talent for making people sit down at the exact same time
  18. Chapter 17: A piñata, the most powerful being in all the lands
  19. Chapter 18: Keep yelling at me and kick me in the butt!
  20. Chapter 19: The morally sound path always pays absolute garbage
  21. Chapter 20: That sounds so sad. Anyway, when are you gonna teach us some spells?
  22. Chapter 21: It’s ridiculous how kale is considered a luxury, while cabbage is not
  23. Chapter 22: You might lose a mortgage contract under a head of cabbage
  24. Chapter 23: The foundational essence of xianxia cultivation is not pronounced ‘kiwi’!
  25. Chapter 24: BLOSSOMING BUTTOCK
  26. World-building Notes
  27. Chapter 25: The Art of Table Dueling
  28. Chapter 26: Tables don’t have butts
  29. Chapter 27: Shut up, you dangling donkey
  30. Chapter 28: I’m the one who needs attention here; preferably medical attention
  31. Chapter 29: Why are mages fighting with blades?
  32. Chapter 30: You’ve been manhandled by a woman
  33. Chapter 31: The Celestial Feather of Skycluck
  34. Chapter 32: To truly master financial magic, you must learn the next step: Balance Sheets!
  35. Chapter 33: What’s a little attempted murder amongst friends?
  36. Chapter 34: You licorice-brained lizard! YOU OVERSIZED GUMMY WORM!
  37. Chapter 35: No more buying random pebbles or trinkets without setting up a trust fund
  38. Chapter 36: New Status Effect Applied: Furniture
  39. Chapter 37: The only purpose of NPCs is to give you quests then drop off the face of the Earth
  40. Chapter 38: Does this horse have lung fever?
  41. Chapter 39: What does the temple even do with donations?! Buy fancier sun embroidery?
  42. Chapter 40: I just shot the arrow, not my fault it hit someone!
  43. Chapter 41: He should be running ten laps around the temple as we speak!
  44. Chapter 42: Why does this specific chant sound so Roman?
  45. Chapter 43: By the way, Robert, how does one get off a horse?
  46. Chapter 44: I will only steal from the elderly and children from now on
  47. Chapter 45: You’re OLD!
  48. Chapter 46: The Archmage of Chickenthorpe
  49. Chapter 47: That guy’s gonna hit us with the power of dirty dishes
  50. Chapter 48: If this magic system is real, why was I reincarnated as a damn TABLE?
  51. Chapter 49: What did you just call me?
  52. Chapter 50: Why don’t you just sit on my face for once!
  53. Chapter 51: Captain Stevie Jobs Motorola of Nokia
  54. Chapter 52: It’s a basic technique, he said as he beheaded the God of all Kings
  55. Chapter 53: Harry Porker and the Half-Blood Sausage
  56. Chapter 54: Why did you decide to be ethical NOW?
  57. Chapter 55: 15000 EXP?! The last level required 100!

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