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  Chapter 130. Everyone Loves Dragon Ball

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  "I 't do anything..."

  Perhaps it was because of this feeling that Sakata Gintoki had retly been frequenting this pce, trying to escape reality by indulging in Pako. Just like how Pako has bee so popur in Japan, especially among tless middle-aged men, geing a staggering 30 billion annually.

  Having lived in Japan for so many years, Pucci, who had learned about this local , could more or less guess Gintoki's current thoughts, even without sidering the text of the story in "Gintama". But guessing is ohing, and dealing with it is another.

  "I 't do anything."

  This kind of se is extremely difficult to shoot. Even Gintoki himself doesn't have much fiden his subscious.

  "Is my subscious really that noble?"

  "Alright, it's uandable that trying to get it right in one go is difficult, and perhaps I have indeed been a bit too impatient."

  Staring at Gintoki's expression, Pucci's skill at reading micro-expressions had greatly improved during his time as a director at Green Dolphin Studio. Seeing that pushing further might backfire, he ged the subject: "By the way, Gintoki, what do you think about aliens?"

  "...?"

  Gintoki was suddenly stunned. He even lifted his head slightly to look at Pucci.

  Is this some ype of scam... No, I mean, is this a ype of sotiohod?

  Aliens? Are there aliens in "Battle Tendency"? It's not like Goku, after being the world's number one oh, would aim for the universe and start striving for "Universe Number One," would he? Although it's uhey'd go to space...

  "Don't look at me like that. Didn't I say earlier? Let's chat about something else to ease the tension a bit."

  "That's right, "Dragon Ball"! You like "Dragon Ball" a lot, don't you? You've evely practiced the Kamehameha... Anyway, since we're here, let's talk about the Saiyan Saga!"

  As if this were his true iion, Pucci ignintoki's panicked excmation of "Director Pucci, how do you know about that?!" and tinued, "If you were transported to the world of "Dragon Ball", right when the Saiyans were invadih, would you stand up and protect Earth like Goku and the others?"

  "I probably wouldn't..."

  Seeing no way to avoid the topid also wanting to cover up his embarrassing past and ge the subject, Gintoki helplessly spread his hands and answered, "After all, as a normal Earthling, I'd probably be just a weakling with a power level of five in the eyes of the Saiyans."

  Although "Dragon Ball" is full of passion aement, and the Kamehameha is appealing, Gintoki, who her belongs to a warrior raor has a tail, quickly dismissed the idea of proteg Earth after recalling Yamcha's iic death se. Proteg the Earth? That's what Goku is for. We ordinary Earthlings better stay out of it.

  "Really? You wouldn't?" Pucci chuckled, "I'm a bit surprised. I thought you'd stand up and defeh like Goku and experiehe cssic story of 'Dragon Ball.'"

  "Okay, so because you didn't fight, Goku and the others lose, and the Earth is successfully invaded by Vegeta and the others, who the it to Frieza..."

  "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Director Pucci, that's nht!"

  Gintoki interrupted, "How could they lose because I didn't fight? If anything, my not fighting should ehat Goku wins as per the inal story!"

  And more importantly, how could Goku lose to Vegeta? Director Pucci, have you even watched "Dragon Ball"?

  "I did say 'if.'"

  Pucci tinued, "If we're stig to the inal stintoki, you wouldn't be transported to the world of "Dragon Ball" in the first pce."

  "So let's say there's a timeline where your presence causes a butterfly effect, turning the story into one where Vegeta defeats Goku and successfully takes over Earth. There's nothing wrong with that, right?"

  Nothing wrong? There's everything wrong with that! But since Pucci is the director and Gintoki is just an actintoki couldn't say much. So he had to listen as Pucci tinued, "As everyone knows, Earth's eai is the best in the universe! ...Hmm, and the food too!"

  "So instead of just selling off Earth, why not keep it and turn it into the eai hub of the universe?"

  "Thus, Frieza, having used force to establish cooperation with Earth's gover, captures your teacher..."

  "...Huh?!"

  Gintoki interrupted again, yelling, "Hold o me process this... Actually, fet processing! Why am I still involved at this point?!"

  "And why are Vegeta and Frieza turnih into aertai hub instead of ing for the Dragon Balls?!"

  "And most importantly, what does this have to do with my teacher? Don't tell me the elementary school I went to secretly housed hidden talents inside..."

  Gintoki couldn't help but vent.

  There was no helping it—Pucci's words were just too full of holes. What the heck was all of this?!

  Apart from the character names, how was any of this reted ton Ball"? The butterfly effect 't be that extreme, it? With this level of uanding, Pucci still wants to discuss "Dragon Ball" with him?!

  Although, it seems like they weren't really discussing "Dragon Ball" to begin with...