"Your talent was never iion brat but your character was. The old man here wanted me to teach you to the best of my ability. My problem was that I o see if you'd crader pressure and this test served that purpose. It is true the first two terms I gave you are ones I have all my students swear but the third was a false oo test you. This eime I have been using the carrot by helping point out the fws in your taijutsu and the st two terms were the stick to see if you'd promise who you were or stand firm in your vis."-

  "You passed the test fwlessly. Without a determination like that to do whatever it took to achieve your dream I would have to worry about you dying whenever we were away from the vilge which will be often. Make no mistake though no student of mine will not know mediinjutsu, that term is noiable." Tsunade said seriously.

  I gred at both of them "Don't do something like this again." I said angrily before flickering away to y head after snatg my headband back.

  This whole test ointless and served only to make me angry so I o punething to relieve some of this anger lest it spread to the natural energy arouhat was the biggest dowo being a sage all the time, enviroal corruption. If I felt aion for long enough the natural energy that exits my body automatically will carry it and if long enough passes it begins to ge my surroundings to match. I learhis from the Uchiha massacre that had me raw and on a short fuse for nearly aire month.-

  The yard of the house had barely recovered from the sudden onsught of thorns that the pnts there had gained. It was even worse for a that happeo be near me as they picked up on this corrupted natural energy and start to show my owions which as you might guess could cause problems. Birds snapping randomly and attag, is going out of their way to cause harm and various animals turning aggressive. This doesn't seem unmanageable until you scale it up to every living thing within a several mile radius having this happen to them.-

  You knohrase "It feels like the entire world is out to get me"? Yeah in my case the corrupted nature energy makes that phrase a reality and it is not a pretty sight. As it turns out having the entire world out to get you is enough of a problem to even cause Jonin issues. After I calmed down and realized the problem I had caused I had to make an effort to fix it by draining the natural energy of the area aurning it to it's normal way of operating.-

  With that in mind I didn't feel like figuring out what anger corrupted natural energy would cause the enviroo transform into. My solution robably childish but I simply went into the forest and punched about a dozeo splitters from top to bottom. Destroying stuff is quite good at removing anger and taking a nap afterwards only helped further. Logically I uood why I was tested but that didn't mean I liked it. I spent the four days ghosting my new sensei as a result and not even in a way that made it seem like she just missed me. -

  I straight up vanished into the forest for four whole days and thanks to my stealth training there was no finding me. Not for ck of effort mind you as I watched Tsunade aher student Shizune a pig Tonton look for me all over the forest since I had told my parents I was going there for a few days. It was cathartic watg the blonde kunoichi fruitlessly try and find me when in fact I was no more than mere meters away chewing on an apple. Camoufge mixed with natural energy cloaking was ft out broke came to stealth.-

  It was amusing to watch the woman stubbornly refuse to give up and admit she lost despite trying all manner of tricks to find me includiion which was terrible. She was hot and all that with huge boobs but I wasn't some idiot who used their dick to determiheir as, also she was horrible at sedu. Her best attempt was g that she got hot and was going to take off her top like that would actually work somehow. I had a squirrel drop an a on her head for that particur attempt.-

  You should have seen her face when on the fourth day she saw me sitting on a rock at the entrance of the forest casually reading a book called {stealth for dummies}. She tried to punch me but I was faster than she was and flickered away without even looking up from my book.

  "Do you have any idea how long I have been looking for you brat!?" she asked angrily when it became clear that she wasn't going to be able to hit me.

  I might not be able to beat her in a fight but I could definitely escape from her without issue. Hell if I summoned my hawk I could get carried into the air and she would be nearly helpless to chase me without trying to maim. Air superiority is surprisingly unon in this world apparently as far as shinobi are ed so being able to fly or at least be in the sky is a nigh uable advantage. Regardless I didn't he advao escape from her as I was so good at flickering by now that I could create three after images without much issue and five if I really pushed my perception to the limit.-

  "Twenty two hours and seven minutes split between four days as of just a moment ago." I said with a grin.

  "I knew you were watg! I bet you also threw those as at me didn't you?" She demanded and I shook my head.

  "That was a squirrel actually, that one over there in fact." I said pointing at the grey squirrel sitting on a bran position to throw another a.

  Tsunade looked at the squirrel and it looked back before deg that throwing that aight not be the best idea. Admittedly I did tell the squirrel to throw the first a but the eight after that were entirely on it without anything to do with me. Reason being that squirrels were assholes and that one found it amusing how Tsunade reacted to the first a. It really was amusing too as the woman flipped a lid when it happened and even puhe tree it came from down. Holy her spatial awareness was extraordinary to be able to pin point where the projectile came from after it hit her.