"Mono/Dialogue"
'Inner thoughts'
Narration
[Message/communication apparatus]
Date: February 11th 21XX
Location: Some kind of apartment in America.
POV: ????
“Ugh… *hiss*… mmm, my- ow, it still sore…” Dragging my feet into my apartment room, I could still feel the ache from earning my… bonus. It was my attempt to put it as positively as possible. Unfortunately, I couldn’t talk smack about my superiors because they are still considered to be reasonable and ‘kind’ compared to those I knew who had to deal with nastier piece of work.
Inserting my ID, the door opened to reveal a cramped room that won’t even be enough for you to do anything but stand. Unhooking the tether off my gasmask, I breathe in the cleaner air. Of course, it is not the real room. I’m still very fortunate to earn enough for an actual room of my own, else I would be looking for a capsule bed and swallow sleeping pills.
I need to wait inside this separated room to detoxify and kill the bacteria before the real door open. I was then welcomed inside, a 25x25m (around 76x76ft) room all for myself. There is a small table in the middle with my sleeping bag tucked beneath it. I have a section for my personal computer, the second most expensive thing here. There is a wardrobe filled with casual and work clothes. A bathroom and kitchenette with freezer filled to the brim with artificial food. Lastly would be my medical cupboard, the most expensive thing I have.
Need to pull some real favors to hitch a piece like this, else I would be sloughing it in worse neighborhood. I could defend myself but it would only take a hit on the back of my head before I wake up in a bck market souped with drugs and half-way into -nd. At that point I better start praying someone is looking for an obedient pet.
Human rights was long gone after the 3rd World War, or so Papa said. Personally? It never existed for people like me. A myth of bygone era.
Ok, I’m still beyond lucky to get something from my mock obedience, others? Not so much. Shits you must do to have a somewhat nicer standard of living… They would undoubtedly be disappointed at what I had become but what choice do I have? It’s either this or keep digging mor-
“Urghk!” Bile rushed out of my throat, a revolting and ugly gurgle. I force it out on a nearby recycler. It was made up of all sorts of liquid and the leftover from said bonus, 22nd century wasn’t exactly healthy for ones’ own well-being.
‘Human…’ Am I still one? If only they are here… maybe they could ugh at me… that would have felt so much better…
“… I miss them… I miss Neyshale… Can’t say she fells the same though… Wonder if she still wanna have me returned home in bodybag…? Who am I kidding? There is no such thing as home anymore…”
‘What the hell am I thinking? I should stop moaning about depressing stuff…’ Checking my clock, it shows that the current time is 11:26 P.M., could be better but what can I do? Shrugging off my work clothes and underwear, I rinse myself quickly and then make a dinner after 12 hours plus 4 sving away. Nothing too fancy, humane even, just a small sb of artificial meat and algae porridge. Mama used to tell me that a century ago real food was common thing and much cheaper.
‘Must be nice when the air isn’t filled with bacteria trying to kill you…’
Papa also said that back then we didn’t need to use gas masks to just stroll outside… hearing it just made my head spin really. If something that good existed, then gone, meant some idiots messed up big time… must be nice for them to rot six feet under without care.
“Nghhh! Urgh!” Out of nowehere, old memories made me choke on my meal.
Dead bodies, spilled chemical container, biological weapons cache, despondent or terrified civilians, and myriads of painful recollection screwed my tired brain. Then there are glimpses of some god awful paradise-looking world where things are good somehow. Which was about to be true before I was shown even more dead bodies. What the hell?
Why? How?
There was such a possibility and or time huh? What the hell happened then? The more I think about it, the angrier I get, so it's better to just forget it. I staggered towards a nearby cabinet to fetch my medication. It has worsened for the st few months, at first I tried to get an appointment with Psychiatrist but complications happened.
After finding it, I took a few pills to ease the throbbing pain. I let it be for a while, and it finally subsided. It took 15 goddamn minutes for it to start working, and my cold as hell food might as well be fresh from nearby freezer now. The porridge would need some heating again or I must be satisfied with eating algae slop and industrial meat with texture of a dried cement.
When the throbbing and complementary baggages are gone, I’m back on munching this carton texture, salty with stinging bitterness, faux meat, and somewhat tasteless porridge. With my mind cleared off from strange memories and wistful thinkings or whatever, I turned on the TV.
[…. Nevada's self-autonomous region had signed the treaty of reunification with the Federal States. This was further supported by the rise of Ernesto Paulo Sazar’s Salvation Army of Santa Calderon Liberation Goverment which has exacerbated tension ever since the Panama Canal’s erasure.] Geh… political shitstorm, no thank you. I had a headache already…
[… We brought to you the updated index of the international market. Federal States’ Dolr had once again steadily increased its value, almost a third of what it was pre-World War 3. Economists are still very much skeptical, however, especially since the 4th World War ended not too long ago.] The mention of that made me unconsciously rub my left waist… I wonder how could I survived that. This just made my less-than-patable dinner worse, screw it next channel…
[Would you look at that folks! Jameson Kruger has been spotted to be visiting a rather exotic club. His fanbase was divided between those who love him even more and the rise of-] Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope… I’m a degenerate at this point, yes, but I’m not that much of one…
[People’s Democratic Republic of Pommerania had announced the 3rd attempt of Martian Colonization efforts. Kharamenoi Hautzen Bach assured the world that the gate to humanity’s survival is always open.] Yeah right, just like how the 1st got their oxygen sucked off and the 2nd failed due to some damn screws and glue… those Pommermoron doesn’t change even after centuries… Shame, I’ll be dead before seeing an actual pnetary colony.
[League of Adazat Security Union football team had eked out a victory against their long-standing rival. The Bck Bear of Caucasus now sit comfortably until the knockout phase while the Fen Shi Zong Technoractic Government, Catalonian Free State, and Commonwealth of Neo-Babylonia will struggle for the runner-up position.] Hmm… they lost again? Welp, there goes my money…
This isn’t working, so I just shut it off and finish my meal. Gulping down this cattle feed tasted worse each time… Hah, what I would do to just have a sandwich as an extra. My boss had given me that with a few months worth of pay after… splendid overtime… My body winced and shuddered from remembering the phantom pain of overtime…
My eyes wandered on a really old game console, from a century ago or something. Papa repaired it himself and I was confused as to why he would bother to do that and not just pawn it off to collectors… I had half a mind to do so, but it is the only thing I still have from him.
Then I pyed one game amongst many in it. The next thing I knew, I was dumbfounded seeing a game back then only eat up 1-4 gigabytes compared to games nowadays that might take a terabyte for a single file…
Even after everything, I could still be sentimental…
Let me tell you, the games inside that console were… worlds apart in how fun it was. My favorite would be that zombie shooter game with a dork as the main character, I couldn’t help but be very invested in him. He is goofy and snarky which made me love him even more, so there’s that. I’m half-tempted to boot it up and py again, but I have another game that needs my attention.
That game took up 60% of my hard drive… If you wonder why I have that game installed, it was more of a coping mechanism. Also where most of my bonus went off to… addiction is real…
‘Good thing I already got my bonus, with that I could skip work tomorrow and the day after… If Boss still yelled at me, I could just do the usual. He and his family have a soft spot for me, so might as well abuse it.’
Location: General Chat
POV: Narrator
Cylene:
WHY IN HELL DID THE SERVER PRETTY MUCH SINGLE ME OUT?! I mean come on, I never f***** with anyone. Are you guys just salty or something?!
Hsart1111:
“I never F***** with anyone” srsly? U keep selling weapons to destabilize not just anyone but everyone.
Cylene:
Was it really destabilization when they asked me nicely? Didn’t their own faction start being tyrannical for the sake of it then goes “Why did these plebs not jamming to my edgy rolepy?” Well, duh, being edgy and obnoxious are two different thing. Lastly, even UFSNE, MURG, URoV, and the HIGHS did it too… why am I being treated this way?
PEAKAnthro:
@Cylene, my turned into dust infantries would want to have a word with you. My garrison has a morale value of 1/100 and would want to have a Q&A with you. Then my Air Force’s keep crashing aircrafts wants to have words with you. Finally, my no longer existing 1st, 2nd, and 3rd ballistic missile defense grid would love that have a chat with YOU.
Admin:
What they said; their actions were legit.
Cylene:
Of come on, like you guys weren’t guilty of the same crime, not to mention that @PEAKAnthro I blew up the hidden military bases when we were already at war. I never initiate hostilities first!
PEAKAnthro:
YOU BLEW MY ARMY UP LITERALLY 60 SECONDS AFTER THE DECLARATION OF WAR! HOW WAS THAT NOT INSIDIOUS?! YOU WERE THERE ALL ALONG!
Cylene:
HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PARANOID IF IT WAS PROVEN TRUE?! I’M BUSY BUSTING MY A** FIGHTING OFF INTERDIMENSIONAL HORRORS ON DAILY BASIS AND YOU GUYS CAME TO WRECK MY LAND AND F*** AROUND!? HOW ARE YOU NOT EXPECTING ME GOING TO BE LIVID AFTER THAT?!
Dave1 {Da OG Dave}:
Guys, stop it. She is right, we are messing with her cys, Cylene getting mad is justified.
Cylene:
You tell them, Dave.
Dave1 {Da OG Dave}:
In other news, we must wait until the other 40 people are here, then we can continue railing her sorry a**.
Cylene:
WOW REAL F****** HELPFUL, YOU PIECE OF S***! You goddamn Aussie c*** m***********! Hope S***-Ney be sunk and may Mel-burnt! USELESS F**!
Pyer: [Cylene].
Moderating Action: Muting pyer for the repeated usage of profanities.
Location: General Channel.
Duration: 3 Hours.
Dave1 {Da OG Dave}:
There she goes…
PEAKAnthro:
Indeed she goes, just hope I got something out of this stupendous war… Why did I joined… even the other Anthro Empire’s pyers start getting mad with me…
Dave2 the {CorrectHandDave}:
You shouldn’t have joined then; I say her resentment was justified. Me and Dave know that it would be an ugly brawl regardless. In short, you need to git gud.
Aquiex Xealiuqa:
THAT’S WHAT I KEEP TELLING YOU R****** ABOUT WHY WE SHOULDN’T ATTACK HER WHILE SHE IS DEALING WITH DIMENSIONAL INVASION! LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED, SHE GOT A MASSIVE POPULARITY AND STABILITY BOOST FROM HER PEOPLE GOING FULL SPIT THE SPITE MODE!
Dave1 {Da OG Dave}:
Actually yeah… we are bloody c**** aren’t we? The mentally challenged one at that too.
Pyer [Cylene] requested an appeal.
Status: [DENIED]
Reason for denial: repeat offender and you should just focus on your losing war.
JacksonTheSon:
Losing eh @Admin? Pretty sure she has been diddling her fingers inside their a**** instead. Like holy s***, 1.5 billion casualties being confirmed dead, not counting otherwise, and hers was only around 5% of that? That’s some serious trolling.
MeiZhu99:
Shut up, we didn’t expect her to fight so dirty like that. Com Pyers are screaming non-stop from having to manuevre away every 5 minutes. I entered the battlefield and got spawn killed by artillery literally few minutes ter.
Dave1 {Da OG Dave}:
Props to her, we aren’t fighting fair anyway. I mean, this war is really impressive. She fought high-rankers all by herself, the Com-Pys are returning back home in waves. They are too tired having to deal with the war on the ground. Our NPCs are dying in droves to the point that Officers Academies are up in protests.
Dave2 the {CorrectHandDave}:
What Dave typed and I need to add that fighting in a tundra that was sandwiched by sea and that stupid zone made it all the more challenging. It’s fun but d*** ain’t it a wacky war? I though she would still be reeling economically after Moloch’s shenanigan, but nope!
Dave1 {Da OG Dave}:
Thanks, Dave, and yeah… Moloch reminds me that she has those NPCs somewhere. That woman is something else to actually trigger a hidden quest. I mean, after a bit of negotiating she did spill the beans and now some of us have them too.
PapaDracoElTaco:
Eh, they are just fvor text in context of manpower for industrial warfare.
What I still can’t believe was how she rigged a Super Battleship to explode violently. Only an insane person would sacrifice an event’s unique unit as an over-glorified dirty bomb. One of a kind 56cm cannons armed Super Battleship, turned into a single use collosal mine out of spite. Heard Mordred gone mad after seeing that.
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Please, continue that sentence. You would be thrilled to see my battleship and carrier task forces parked just outside your shore.
PapaDracoElTaco:
HELP I’M BEING OPPRESSED
Kalneth100:
You’re done for, pal.
Cody from Neo-Birmingham:
Ey, we have iese majeste!
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
I’m the reigning Monarch for the next 3 months, so you better py nice with us. Unlike that Paragon-nice-guy-archeytpe who would not stab you in the back.
Cody from Neo-Birmingham:
He would just stab you so hard your face is no longer a face.
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Quite, and I’m not afraid to swing the righteous hammer of Victorian Might.
John Sirius Goodman:
Oh, bugger off, I only lost by 2%.
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Sure, but who sit on the throne and who isn’t?
John Sirius Goodman:
Fine, you win fair and square.
SirPooferPottenFisherMont:
Shall we assemble the warhost my queen?
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Nay, but do keep an eye open on the offender.
Glendir0022:
Here we see why Monarchy is bad.
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Hmph, peasants, go hide with those union of yours. I doubt you have the backbone to challenge the Empire.
Glendir0022:
We come with a spine from birth, Blood Sucker.
BoronNotAMoron:
They are technically a federation of kingdoms to elect from their council of nobles though. Modred just so to happen to win their election.
Glendir0022:
So oligarchy? Just a step away from authoritarian regime, like Regalia.
Dave1 {Da OG Dave}:
To be fair, she is alone. No one wants to suffer ruling a nd with eldritch horrors running rampant… wait hold on… is she really alone? I swear she felt almost terminally online… Maybe she has no life?
BoronNotAMoron:
Now that I think about it, why did we mess with someone like that?! Isn’that awfully moronic? Even if she got help, that would mostly be on management side of things for delegations. A.I. still has a hard time thinking that human wave was a bad strategy not mentioning she would get banned.
Frend08:
Ah… you know… just caught up in the moment… now our economy is kaput… Like holy s***, so many riots… then @Admin, you didn’t buffed Tenebrae or anything, right?
Admin:
No, we don’t, trust me.
Glendir0022:
Right… I suppose it is fair to assume she could afford fighting all of us. She’s a whale…
Frend08:
You mean Leviathan? I don’t think I ever saw someone spent that much money here.
Cody from Neo-Birmingham:
Wait you know how much money she spent?
Frend08:
Just a specution…
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Anyway! Which is why we must win, dies and gentlemen. Not only that our economy is in the veritable gutter on the furthest reach from Neo Londinica, new pyers would ugh at how inept we are. Thus I decreed to triple the war budget!
Frend08:
Com-Pys pulling out to prepare for nuclear war doesn’t help too…
AZkedz:
Thanks for the reminders and back to the topic.
If our Mini-Constance lose, she would be a nation losing 80% of her coastline and shrunk unto 60% from before right? It perfectly reasonable she would be spiteful as all hell.
Btw, she should still have her flying carriers, or were they turned scrap already?
Conrad Cus von Kleist:
The bigger and utterly expensive LC-1201 thingy? Yeah, she should, I don’t see it from @EyesOfOrnea’s POV after all. That thing was madly overpowered… was anyway.
Tovacom:
Yeah, it was great before, but BVR missiles would just chip away at it from hundreds of kilometers away. Not to mention that it is so huge you’ll have a harder time missing, and no amount of CIWS or interception weapon could shield it from 2000 missiles. If she could make a shield, somehow, then maybe her throne could facetank a few thousands more but its futile in the grand scheme of things.
Conrad Cus von Kleist:
Tactical Nuclear too.
Dave1 {Da OG Dave}:
You do realize those are considered of lesser value to her right? I mean, she and her old friends are the only crazy people camping at the Southern Icefield… makes me feel bad now that I think about it. Returning from that i****** 4th World War, booting up the game again, and all of her friends are gone… I would be crushed.
Tovacom:
Let’s not bring real world in this, our war progress is depressing as is.
Changing topic.
Does that mean she also gained those leftover super weapons when their accounts are kaput?
Admin:
Before it devolved into another pointless argument about favoritism or exploits, she worked her way to get those super weapons.
We had been going from the Stone Age all the way to the dawn of Digital Age, so stop this. You guys also have your own, right?
MarcoK:
Yeah, I still have the Super Regensburg… it is a museum now, and I’m not letting it see another sunrise. Especially if @KMikro is still hounding my clenched a**.
KMikro:
Oh come on, I offered you 600 billion in-game creds for it…
MarcoK:
Triple it, then I’ll consider it.
KMikro:
DEAL!
MarcoK:
Oh, k????… I shot myself in the foot…
Pyer: [MarcoK].
Moderating action: 1st Warning.
Location: General Channel.
Reason: Do not bypass the filter.
MarcoK:
Welp, f*** me I guess, sorry.
Aquiex Xealiuqa:
Meh, the real superweapon was that Gar-something potato seeds. In-game description said the item taste like a mix of lubricant and wet paper, but very filling. Eh, just fvor text. The effect is all that matters.
Conrad Cus von Kleist:
It was mushroom, and I’ll side with her here. She rped alot, but this is the one time where she gone full non-r******* mode and choose the most optimal reward. Her popution jumped hard, but it was easier to scale back.
Why? Because she actually won 1st pce 3 times in a row, defeating the devs’ challenge, and keeps declining the best reward for what is considered freebie. She is just that committed to solve her food crisis that it paid off.
For reference, Cylene literally refused -70% industrial cost for 80 in game years time, that would scaled her Eco hard, but she didn’t because a good industry is a hungry one.
Besides, normal climates food production would eclipse her pops anyway, so what’s the point for us to have a much inferior food source? She might get a boost, but Chrysanthemum eclipsed her popution by 10 times in just a few decades of peace.
So, let her have it. She worked her best and she did it under pressure.
Her current g******* notwithstanding of course and sorry for the wall of text.
Aquiex Xealiuqa:
Alright, fair… I want to collect that too… You think I can offer ceasefire for some of it? I honestly don’t care about gaining nd, having stuff to stare at feels much more rewarding.
Conrad Cus von Kleist:
IDK, go ahead and try. She should be desperate enough to let you have some of that unique item in exchange for leaving the war. I’m packing away from Regalia, dying for the 40th time as a Spy wasn’t funny. Eh, at least I got her Supreme Field Marshal even if it was mutual kill.
Ninel-Da-Obj. 555:
@Cylene serves you right you f****** p**** piece of s******** q***! I hope you f****** die of cancer and AIDS for spamming that g** s*** F-5E knockoff! What an absolute f***** and legit a*** behavior you p*** drinker! I hope your h********* m********, w**** s***, c*********, alleyway stray s*******, public o****** a** and p**** get passed around by r*****! Hope you like that 31 inches of horse d*** up your gaping a******! HOPE YOU GET R**** WITH BARBED D****, F****** C** GUZZLER! I’LL F******* RAIL YOUR DEAD BODY YOU CHEATING LITTLE S***! MARK MY WORDS YOU M******** B*******!
Pyer: [Ninel-Da-Obj. 555]
Moderating Action: Mute pyer for excessive usage of profanity.
Location: General Channel.
Duration: 24 Hours.
Aquiex Xealiuqa:
Holy, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MarcoK:
Lmao, what’s with the t*** up sis?
Frend08:
ROFL, immediately goes full gardening mode.
AZkedz:
Hey guys, look who it is, the one who doesn’t get the chance to lube up.
MaroonDefinitelyNotAMoron:
Here comes our lovely dictator with yet another high society’s literature.
Conrad Cus von Kleist:
And the troublemaker is already gone, das ist gut.
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Ugh… the Garetzky wannabe is here… good riddance she is gone until tomorrow.
Tovacom:
Said the one who bothered to steal an obscure mythical figure’s name, real sophisticated. Tell me, how does it feels to be associated with a Knight known for being the one responsible in shattering paradise?
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
One, unnecessary rudeness. Two, you want war? I warned you that the United Realms had enough leeway to show you why it stands at the top of the leaderboard.
Tovacom:
First, unnecessary rudeness? Go find a mirror and take a good looooooooooooooooooong look at it. Two, your armada of obsolete tax eater ain’t scaring me. The only Neo Pound I would give you would be in your a**
John Sirius Goodman:
Yet.
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Hoho~ how vulgar~… you’re dead.
Admin:
Just to be clear, the Keyboard Warriors channel exists for a reason. Recite poetry and prose over there instead of tipping around your toes like that.
Legit-Otto Skozeny V7.2:
Yeah, sure, whatever… it’s not like there are children around, amirite?
OhioStronk#1:
You know, why do we get muted for something like this?
This game is pretty much about who could backstabbed who first. Such as how Liu Dynasty backstabbed the 5th Siberian Government to only be backstabbed by Sams- Reunified Korea and Greater Dubai who then got backstabbed by the 3rd Federal States who themselves got backstabbed by the European Democratic Union who didn’t want to join their ‘intervention’ who also got backstabbed economically by Gulf States Confederation. To make it a lot better, the Pomeranian waged another Baltic War against the Grand Duchy of Estonia. While Pond just watches as the world goes to s***.
Those examples were both bogus and an obscene fnderization btw, for legal reasons…
JamesonVTomlinsonVCarlson:
Why did all the Polish Governments got excluded?
OhioStronk#1:
Leave them alone, Pond suffered enough, and go apologize to them.
JamesonVTomlinsonVCarlson:
Fair. Sorry, Pond!
Pyer [Ninel-Da-Obj. 555] requested an appeal.
Status: [DENIED]
Reason for denial: Repeat offender. Your subpar linguistic skill amuses me the same way I enjoyed toothache, go fight in the Keyboard Warriors channel next time instead.
JamesonVTomlinsonVCarlson:
Moderations are hot tonight.
HighUmbra:
Ninel couldn’t help herself
545th Larper:
@HighUmbra what happened?
HighTierMortal:
Ninel lost her squadron of experimental MiGs and Sukhois knockoffs to a swarm of madly cheaper but somewhat modernized F-5E knockoffs. No one was surprised when she goes thermonuclear because of that costly defeat. Her internal stability is in chaos and I heard that a lot MURG’s pyers boycotted her from taking a slot in the upcoming internal party election.
Then again it was funny tho, seeing how the MiGs were still downing 3 or 4 each before getting blown to pieces by both nd and air missile. MURG has the edge, but it won’t really matter if Regalia could just spam AA missiles.
HighUmbra:
Ikr? I could have sworn that I heard a banshee screech when that happened. LMAO, her fault to keep pressing experimental tech based on a single success back on Soligra Forest.
545th Larper:
Oh ok @HighTierMortal, rofl. Her rants reminds me with Cylene’s when she lost her 1st navy in Luna.
HighTierMortal:
Yeah, that was really nasty. Seeing @Cylene battleships and carriers get over-saturated with knockoff termite ASMs was something else. Wonder if the 7th Russian regime would do something like that…
Admin:
It’s not W******, go find your political forum elsewhere.
Guest_7209475:
Hey Guys! I’m new around here, could you give me some tips to, you know, not die?
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Uninstall, run, and touch the burnt grass near your vicinity, this game is worse than W****** and W********* unholy communion. What in seven yers of hell did those 2 still exist anyway? The accursed snail I could fathom, but pertaining the local war crime simutor? My mind could not conjure an answer for such a bogus.
Admin:
… You know what, I’ll let that slide. We have enough… clients… around.
JuiceGush1002:
@OhioStronk#1 go f****** die in a ditch.
OhioStronk#1:
Wow, someone is still butthurt for getting shafted by bootleg and oversized Davy Crockett…
JuiceGush1002:
“WOw, SomEOnE StIlL BuTtHuRt” yeah yeah yeah we’ll be sending 5 more fleets to crash you back to stone age. UFSNE would have reigned supreme if you could stop rping every 5 minutes…
OhioStronk#1:
That’s the 8th times you typed exactly that, word-for-word, today…
James Steelhand:
@OhioStronk#1 you got the shipment?
OhioStronk#1:
Yep, I’ll route the rest of your pay.
James Steelhand:
Sweet, also hi Juice.
JuiceGush1002:
STFU traitor
Pyer: [JuiceGush1002].
Moderating action: 1st Warning.
Location: General Channel.
Reason: Do not use acronym to bypass filter.
ApostleOfHolyOnAirGen31-KaoriKaoruKiaru:
Rofl
JuiceGush1002:
Shut up weeb
ApostleOfHolyOnAirGen31-KaoriKaoruKiaru:
Said the rper and cospyer.
ChongBao192zuzhiexu:
@ApostleOfHolyOnAirGen31-KaoriKaoruKiaru we got more Ping-11 torpedoes, want sum?
ApostleOfHolyOnAirGen31-KaoriKaoruKiaru:
Lol, ok, ig
Rdl1020:
Hey guys! The W********* forum just leaked the AH-240 Indiana Indigo’s 50mm chain gun and armor pting, hahahahahaha!
Admin:
Not again…
ApostleOfHolyOnAirGen31-KaoriKaoruKiaru:
Ha, fr?
JuiceGush1002:
HOW?!?!?!?!??! THAT THING WAS UNVEILED JUST 3 MONTHS AGO!
Dave1 the {Da OG Dave}:
Give it up, mate. President Woods Whitaker was nicknamed WW taker for a reason…
SoberVodkaMania:
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
AbdulQajarIbnQajarWalQajar:
Hahahahahahaha! We’ll still buy it, but…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
117th Brahmastra Kunda:
QadamQadam.MP4
ShotoWaKuroNoMotomoto:
@117th BrahmastraKunda???????????????
Caymantheman##:
@Admin, why did you guys add nukes? Wouldn’t it make things easier for griefers to screw everyone over?
Admin:
Ahem, here’s why.
The Nukes are implemented to break a stalemate like what had happened in the 6th, 11th, and 14th Global Wars. Conventional war would escate into nuclear one, usually after 3 months of stalemate, since at that point everyone’s economy would be beyond destroyed.
We put global escation in py and just for this mechanic, our nigh-permadeath rule is turned off and all involved would get their facilities back yet no armies. Penalties will be enforced instead on this occasion and depending on how badly they performed during the war.
No one can just piggyback on major factions and start producing resources to manipute war scores, there are restrictions in pce when nukes start flying. So if you want to contribute better to the war score, stop being a vulture and help your faction win.
However!
We would also take into account on which faction or side has more members. Sure that is how a freebie win for the Major Faction usually happen IRL too, bomb their foes to stone age and we all sit pretty tight while hoping for no nuclear escation.
But!
You see, it wouldn’t be all that fun if ganging up on 1 person could be won by sitting and throwing munitions from across the ocean using gamepy perspective.
So we implement harsher war exhaustion modifier.
In the case for this “The Twentieth Time the Pyers Fumbling the Bag and Getting Bagged Instead” (calling it Global War is funny but calling it that is even more so) meant that the severity of it had exploded.
Realistically, winning this badly would cause massive havoc in our world, especially with how popution is still in the gutter. Penalty usually came from reluctant manpower and the Armageddon timer getting shorter faster, we still try to enforce them using game mechanic.
At this rate the server would be bathed with nuclear hellfire then cobalt’s residue in 5 days, just like in real life! So good luck to NIIO, the server’s power bancing depends on you!
Wall of text? Deal with it.
Caymantheman##:
Isn’t that contradictive with the spirit of doing whatever the pyers want?
Admin:
Not really, because those who got the penalty only have a week to get their acts together at most. A weakened faction is just such a prime target for those looking to up their pce in the ranking. This is also why people rarely want to enter the global escation phase where nukes are on the table, they would be a hell of a lot more weakened than usual.
The simplest reason is because we couldn’t really shaft in events during a Global War… There was a riot when we send in the Clucking Chicken that screwed over a lot of people… woops!
Caymantheman##:
That’s even worse! You guys are actively encouraging griefers at this point.
Admin:
Did you read our TOS?
Caymantheman##:
People read that?
SoberVodkaMania:
Da.
AbdulQajarIbnQajarWalFajar:
Naam.
117th Brahmastra Kunda:
Haan.
ShotoWaKuroNoMotomoto:
Hai.
JuiceGush1002:
F*** yeah, of course, we need to abuse the heck out of it after all
OhioStronk#1:
What our JuicyGushy said.
JuiceGush1002:
Screw off and I dare you to call me that again
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Were you implying we’re illiterate?
ApostleOfHolyOnAirGen31-KaoriKaoruKiaru:
L + Ratio + Illiterate.
Caymantheman##:
You guys have no life and the Admin was contradictive.
Dave1 the {Da OG Dave}:
Do you?
Caymantheman##:
Used to, then those bombs ages ago started dropping…
Dave2 the {CorrectHandDave}:
Welcome aboard, this hellhole is still better than our down-under apartment after all… Well, our PC has more worth compared to us!
Admin:
Tru and I need to give you a ticket for that @Caymantheman##:, no need to thank me. J
Caymantheman##:
Fantastic…
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Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Excuse me, what is in the gods name just happened?!
MeiZhu99:
UH… the hell just happened, sister?
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
You know what, f*** this. What the f*** just happened????? Hello???? Is this m************ real? !&^#*D*AMFJGG!^%^DF*FF@*S*871t692egO^@g*R^!
John Sirius Goodman:
Oh wow, maintenance soon… perfect… it won’t happen they say…
Dave2 the {CorrectHandDave}:
Regalia vanished from the map? Huh? How? Dave? What happened?
Admin:
OK, be right back. Don’t worry, we’ll have it under control in a jiffy.
Ninel-Da-Obj. 555:
Wait, what happened to her account? Is she all right? I couldn’t find her name in my FL!
ApostleOfHolyOnAirGen31-KaoriKaoruKiaru:
Holy s*** it’s gone, I couldn’t find her in my friendlist too… Did the server borked itself?
JuiceGush1002:
Ninel, can you still do something about this?
Dave2 the {CorrectHandDave}:
This is… weird to say the least… how are we still in the game?
Ninel-Da-Obj. 555:
I have no f****** idea and @JuiceGush1002 while I did know her IRL, she has long since moved away. I don’t have any means to contact her quickly right now.
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
What the hell man? Are we having another a** r*** surprise event? What is wrong with you and your fixation on having pyers giving you death threats weekly?
Ninel-Da-Obj. 555:
Wait, holy s***! My units are back?! Huh?!
SoberVodkaMania:
The f***? I got teleported to home base? Wait, where is my gun? My equipment? ???????????????
JuiceGush1002:
???????? Wait, how? Wait wait wait, my mates are saying the other Compys are back home too.
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
For real?!
Dave2 the {CorrectHandDave}:
We got everyone revived?!?!?!??!? Huh? whuh?! Our NPCs are back, but nothing else?!
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
I only got the manpowers back but not the equipment?! Bah, the game is mad bonkers yo…
PEAKAnthro:
@Cylene, hey, can you answer us?????
Modred_Victoria_Lionheart:
Rene, responds… Ok, fine we’ll halt our offensives but please answer me…
PEAKAnthro:
Come on Sil, answer… Look, I’ll accept ceasefire agreement with no strings attached, ok bud?
James Steelhand:
@PEAKAnthro I tried DM, no dice since her NeuralSpace is gone too… Also check your territories. I found out that every Regalian’s NPCs had vanished while our spies and s**** are back… what in the world is happening?
JuiceGush1002:
@Admin, I want a f****** answer.
Admin:
Don’t worry, we are fixing it. This never happened before, or more precisely shouldn’t have happened.
AbdulQajarIbnNajarWalFajar:
Dear god, that’s an entire continent zapped, aye? Was the game bugged?
EyesOfOrnea:
Er… I hovered my spy satellites on it, but nothing showed up except for glitched-out water textures and warping graphics. If the server was committing s******, the game should have stop but it didn’t…
SoberVodkaMania:
OK, I had been cursing her to f****** die, but I don’t want her account deleted. I know how f****** sucks that is. What the s*** has this s******** turned into. Just… WTF
Pyer: [SoberVodkaMania].
Moderating action: 1st Warning.
Location: General Channel.
Reason: Do not use acronym to bypass filter.
John Sirius Goodman:
Srsly @Admin?
Admin:
I’m just doing my job…
John Sirius Goodman:
THEN FOCUS ON FIXING THE GODDAMN SERVER
117th Brahmastra Kunda:
This ain’t funny. It eerily reminds me of when she just throw Cashy10 off the cliff and deleted the account.
John Sirius Goodman:
Even worse for me, I remembered how she shut her NeuralSpace for weeks and I was just next to her before her departure.
ShotoWaKuroNoMotomoto:
This isn’t April…
Caymantheman##:
You guys are something else…
Legit-Otto Skozeny V7.2:
We are a*******, but that’s because this community is a family in a sense… Just imagine when your headache-inducing but still caring Sister suddenly up and gone, how would you react?
Admin:
Sorry folks, we’ll be turning off the server for emergency maintenance. The first time ever maintenance for this kind of bug. We should be back tomorrow and the compensations would be embedded to your NeuralSpace as usual. For the time being, we ruled the 20th Global War to end prematurely. We duly apologize for the inconvenience.
OhioStronk#1:
Now you thought about that????????
[END OF CHAPTER]
Author’s Note:
Yo there, this is me, myself, and I, the author who decided to create one or two drafts of his works. As you can see this one would be based on NHS and all those summoning nation stuff but with a custom nation. Also because I just kind of wanna start my own so yeah…
In case you guys are confused, the censored games were Wargame and Warthunder. Even centuries ahead… those things would still be alive, somehow… iterations?
That’s all for now and the update is unsure.
Ciao.
