Xena scrolled through the forum post. The initial topic was about her public appearances yesterday.
comments that were quickly bckholed or gave their author a temp-ban were fairly common, though her choice of outfit was quite risqué so it was to be expected. Most of the former due to them commenting on her appearance while the tter used their God's gift of nguage to leave behind incredibly Disparaging comments.
Users stating how her actions were stupid or how her browbeating of Armsmaster was funny. There was very little actual cohesion amongst the peanut gallery... that was until somebody commented about how she gave the New Wave movement a bad name. That's when Victoria Dallon's "secret" account: Point_Me_@_The_Sky, became involved and started pleading for the separation between "This stupid rogue Brick" and the "morally right" New Wave. Xena's mouth twitched at the brat's insults, they'd go in her book for ter, that's for sure.
That's when the forum got into a VS debate between the two local Alexandra packages. Victoria Dallon herself, or her cape name: Glory Girl, VS Xena, no official cape name yet.
The thread had officially gone off the rails despite mods intervening to end the off-topic debate, ultimately ending with a lock on it and a link to the proper VS threads. Xena followed the link, finding that the pce was on fire, despite the limited public knowledge of her powers.
A certain XxVoid_CowboyxX making his usual tinfoil hat comment that actually had Xena stunned with how close it got to truth but somehow overshooting it into absurdity.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Posted on April 14, 2014:
-I'm telling you guys this new cape is going to use her striker ability to abduct people and turn them into batteries!-
Greg Veder always managed to surprise Xena when she read Worm fanfics. She was sure it was always the author goofing around, but his conspiracy theories were almost always prophetic in nature. Just with a hint of lunacy added in. But like a broken clock, people rarely ever put much faith in his omens and usually just proceeded to ignore or ugh at him.
Just like now with several other commenters, including Victoria's fake account, jeering at his insane comment.
Almost any other time the discussion would have gone back to what they were previously arguing about but in a rare event, a user with authority actually backed up Greg's cim... Sorta.
Reave (Verified PRT Agent)
Posted on April 14, 2014:
-Hate to be the bearer of bad news but Void_Cowboy is PARTIALLY right. I have been given the approval to confirm some things regarding the cape known as "Xena Ellen Murphy" AKA The changer designated as "Bck Queen". Duri-
The Fed went on to describe some of her actions at the PRT HQ and their framing of her murder of that random agent as well as her temporary kidnapping of an undisclosed PRT agent before her subsequent BestBuy heist.
Xena couldn't stand the audacity of ciming her to be a murderer, she'd yet to actually do anything more than killing in self-defense!
She quickly tried to snap a photo of herself, her tits barely concealed by her teddy, her cock ying against her thigh while her "throne"'s charcoal ass left bare and bubbly.
It took her a moment to take the pic as her queen-sized hands made the smartphone look like a tiny toy in comparison. Finally sending it off to the mods of PHO to verify her identity as a cape.
A suspiciously inhumanly quick response from a Tin_Mother approved her cape verification, the fact that the account even existed causing Xena a little bit of confusion. She pushed past that unexpected, yet expected, piece of info to finally make her statement.
BBQrex (Verified Cape)
Posted on April 14, 2014:
-Gd 2 see the PRT is just like any other 3 letter agency, mor than willing 2 defame a person 4 the sake of covering up their own incompetence. Tho I only partially fault MM. Cant expect her 2 kno my blood is highly caustic but I can expect her not 2 fire an autocannon indoors. that was a skill issue-
Instantly she was hit with a warning by the mods for her infmmatory remarks about the recently deceased. Many came out to defend the PRT, especially defending Miss Militia. Xena had to admit that she too would defend the tradwife-tanned tomboy if she were in their pce. A few other users were given warnings and even temp-bans due to how they attempted to escate the situation with return fire.
Before Reave could defend the PRT, she shot off another message to add fuel to the fire.
BBQrex (Verified Cape)
Posted on April 14, 2014:
-I caught that trooper, a few others and Miss Militia after attempting to detain my lover after she gave birth to 1 of my cute daughters! which u still have detained. If u want 2 accuse me of killing that dude then prove it Fedboy. Pics or it's fake n gay-
Her message caused a retaliatory strike against Reave, mostly from what she assumed were either simps or women with children now discovering that she was in fact a mother. She also received another warning for her homophobic remark which was just more sad proof that these people never grew up on Xbox Live.
Though Xena's sub hands were busy typing on the phone her Queen hands were left without stimution and found a bubbly rump and her own sausage to py with. Making her seat moan as she fingered its asshole and dripping cunt while the other causes precum to flow out of her tip.
It wasn't long before the PRT agent made the fatal mistake. He grabbed the bait.
Reave (Verified PRT Agent)
Posted on April 14, 2014:
-A GOOD MAN DIED DUE TO YOU GOING ON A RAMPAGE! And what do you mean by "daughter"?! That abomination is clearly a biotinkered minion that you forced on that woman, I wouldn't be surprised that you mastered her too!-
Reave finally received his first warning from the mods due to his Mastering accusation. An accusation of which holds a lot of political weight due to the "BAD CANARY" criminal case going on currently. The fellow mothers were divided while the simps quieted down. Like a typical Federal agent, he completely avoided answering whether or not the PRT had evidence of her murder nor about when they'd release her daughter. It wasn't surprising to Xena that he would do something like that, in fact she kinda expected it.
But what she might post next would rock the boat. She checked the clock on the phone and then looked up the time for when Arcadia High ended csses for those on the part time work schedule, aka the time when ward capes and the non-adult New Wave members went to patrol.
BBQrex (Verified Cape)
Posted on April 14, 2014:
-I created my "Biotinkered" daughter like any 2 loving adults might "Biotinker" a child, Reave. What, did mommy n daddy not teach u about the Birds n the Bees? I'll have u know my lovers r very happy being with me, n the reason why my daughters look so different from the rest of mankind is because I am not human. I'm not a human cape who can morph into another species. I am a Xenomorph who can morph into a human. I am NOT HUMAN I dont even have the corol poltia like the other capes. Hell Imma go rite now n have Panacea prove I aint a cape-
Xena barely read the rapid posts and the DM pleading from a certain tin_mother to NOT do what she was about to as she tossed the phone to a waiting Rebecca. Xena began to morph into a human form to present a less aggressive introduction for when she met the notorious bundle of grumblings, but in her haste, she forgot to morph the pink teddy resulting in it falling onto the ground as she shrunk to more than a quarter of her size.
Unaware of her current state of dress she activated her flying combo to speed out of the hive beelining straight to Arcadia High.