Tuesday Sketches: Episode 1

  I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW…

  It shows Firesyer in a bar drinking 300 bottles of beer.

  Firesyer: Everyone. *slur* I-I-I-I just want you to know….

  It shows Firesyer dramatically standing.

  Firesyer: I’m GAY.

  YOUR UNDER ARREST

  It shows Police surrounding Cheesy.

  Officer Donut: Hey Sir. Your under arrest.

  Cheesy: Okay!

  Cheesy goes under the words arrest

  Cheesy: Okay, I am.

  REHTORB

  Jess: Babe!

  Cheeseburger: Yes, hon?

  Jess: Where were you? I want you to meet my brother.

  Cheeseburger (nervously): Hell no!

  (Cheeseburger bolts out the door at full speed.)

  Jess (confused): What? Why?

  Professor Kick My Golick Balls (dramatically enters): Actually, brother spelled in reverse is the worst enemy in the world...

  (He pauses for a dramatic effect, looking serious.)

  Professor Kick My Golick Balls: REHTORB!

  (A heavy silence fills the room.)

  Jess (staring bnkly): Uh... what?

  Professor Kick My Golick Balls (squinting): I SAID REHTORB!!

  (Silence. The tension builds...

  Cheeseburger (poking his head through the door): You mean... brother?

  Professor Kick My Golick Balls: No. No! The enemy, Cheeseburger! REHTORB!

  Jess: I think we need to call a therapist.

  (Cut to Cheesy hiding under the table eating pizza.)

  Cheesy (muffled): I’m just here for the pizza, you guys do whatever.

  MISSING LEGO

  Doctor: Hey, we found your missing lego in your intestines!

  Cheesy (as the patient): Bad news: I ate my kid to find it.

  WHERE IS MY COKE?

  Cheeseburger: Hey, where is my coke?

  Cheesy: Oh. Here.

  He pulls out cocaine

  THIS IS MY SHOW

  It shows Mr. Corn Fkes Boy on stage.

  Mr. Corn Fkes Boy: This my show!

  He removes his pants and strips naked.

  Mr. Corn Fkes Boy: ….For kids?

  REHTORB 2

  It shows Professor Kick My Golick Balls dramatically shouting on a megaphone.

  Professor Kick My Golick Balls: There he is! THERE IS REHTORB! REHTORB IS OVER THERE! OVER THERE! GET HIM!

  WHERE IS MY GRANDMA?

  Tiffany: Rita, where is our grandma?!

  Rita: *points to USB* She’s been downloaded.

  ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

  Creamsweet: All I want for Christmas is….

  It shows Santa Cus approaching.

  Santa Cus: I want to die.

  He gets a gun and shoots himself.

  Creamsweet: Who will give our wishes?

  HEY GEROLD.

  Cheesy: Hey Gerold!

  He pokes him with a pocking stick.

  Cheesy: Are you alive?

  Gerold: *muffled* I’m in a shark’s mouth.

  OPEN UP

  Therapist: You need to open up.

  Firesyer unzips his hoodie.

  Firesyer: Better?

  A WORD FROM OUR SPONSER

  ‘’And now a word from our sponser…’’

  It shows Mr. Corn Fkes Boy naked, facing us.

  Mr. Corn Fkes Boy: Any of you royal road users using adblockers?

  It shows NordVPN facing him.

  NordVPN: You call that a sponser?

  …

  Mr. Corn Fkes Boy pulls out a gun.

  Mr. Corn Fkes Boy: An ad-blocker!

  REHTORB 3.

  It shows Professor Kick My Golick balls huddling like a baby, sucking his thumb like a baby as Rehtorb slowly approaches him.

  Professor Kick My Golick Balls: *sucking thumb*

  Rehtorb approaches.

  Cheesy: *sigh* It’s cardboard.

  It zooms into Professor Kick My Golick Balls sucking his thumb.

  Professor Kick My Golick Balls:…Nani?

  GOTH TIFFANY

  It shows Rita dramatically announcing to everyone.

  Rita: Everyone, Tiffany has updated her social media profile picture to a goth girl!

  It shows Tiffany on the screen – hot and gothic.

  Everyone is shocked. But behind Adam Diagonal cps.

  Adam Diagonal: *from far* She’s hot! She’s a badass pimp!

  ENDING SKETCH: BABY’S FIRST WORDS

  Parent: Okay baby. You can say it…go ahead.

  Baby: I…

  Parent: Yes, keep going..

  Baby: I…

  Parent: Yes, your getting closer!

  Baby: I…

  Parent: Yes, finish it!

  Baby: I..

  Parent: Come on!

  The baby jumps dramatically and morphs into Jack Bck (as steve)

  Jack Bck: I am Steve…

  The Parent’s eyes widen and she is shocked so much she faints.

  THE END

  Well, everyone thanks for watching. At least something to keep you busy while waiting for the second episode.

  Look, Season 2 comes this May. And Season 1 is from Wattpad and Tapas. So I have to complete the run..

  Anyways these skits were deleted cutaways from season 2. Just using them. So rate this series, support me and leave reviews and if you want follow it or me who knows..

  See you Friday!

  It shows Goth Tiffany as a maid.

  Goth Tiffany: Wait. Why am I like this? Feed me my brooms!

  THE END.