Tempokai

  I never knew that hentai was a thing. I thought it was just something people said to sound cool and edgy, like "mangaka" or "anime." It's not as if there are any anime about girls getting raped in prison by giant penises! Or body snatchers who take over the bodies of other women and then have sex with them while they're asleep? No way would anyone watch an entire series on those topics... right?!

  The first time I saw one—it must've been around ten years ago now; when the internet wasn't shit yet but still pretty good for downloading stuff from overseas sites without paying too much money (the Japanese ones were free)—was because my friend told me how funny it was. He'd downloaded it onto his computer at school and showed us all some pictures during lunch break.

  It was horrifying at first, but after a few minutes you got used to seeing this kind of stuff happening between two characters whose names we didn't even know: The protagonist and her best friend, or maybe their teacher? There might be more than two guys involved ter on, though.

  It had changed me forever. Worse than the decapitation video from ISIS I watched st year, which made my stomach churn so much that I vomited blood. This is what happens when your mind isn't fully developed, when you don't understand why these things exist. You start thinking they actually do happen somewhere out there in real life.

  Your mind adapts to these images very quickly, until you can see them almost anywhere without being affected. If you want proof of that, look no further than this blog post. And here I am writing about porn again. How embarrassing! Hello my dear reader, I'm sorry to disappoint you. But I think it'll make sense soon enough. Forgive me, please?

  Anyway, back to my story. A little bit before the fateful day when I discovered hentai, I went to a sleepover party at a friend's house. We've been 14, maybe? That makes me 25 now, I guess. At least, according to my driver's license.

  We were watching TV and eating snacks together. My friend kept showing me different videos on YouTube, most of them reted to games or sports, since he liked pying football and basketball himself.

  And he found a hentai video on YouTube. Crazy shit, huh? Nowadays kids wouldn't believe me if I told them about such a thing. Back then, though... Well, let me tell you something, kid: Nothing will ever beat the feeling of discovering hentai for yourself.

  Your feeble young mind won't grasp its true beauty until you experience it firsthand. So keep reading and prepare for enlightenment.

  My friend opened up the video on his phone, and it started off with a woman who looked kinda like me doing a strip tease dance for a bunch of men. It wasn't censored, no bels +18 or anything, and she was wearing only panties and high heels. She danced in front of everyone, moving sensually and seductively, smiling shyly every once in awhile.

  She was hot. Anime drawn hot. Like, really fucking sexy. Her big eyes glistened with lustful desire as she swayed her hips provocatively, turning heads everywhere.

  But the next part was where it gets weird.

  She was gangbanged. By three guys, at least. They surrounded her and pulled down her panties, exposing everything underneath. One guy held each of her arms tightly behind her back, making sure none of them could escape.

  My friend was a weirdo, and ughed loudly throughout the whole scene. He couldn't stop ughing either, despite how hard it was for him to breathe through his nose.

  His ughter turned into gasps and then finally tears. His face contorted, and he doubled over. His boner poked out of his pants.

  He grabbed his crotch, trying to hide it, but it didn't work. Everyone noticed.

  They stared at our friend's dick, and giggled nervously. Then they tried to cover themselves up too, pretending nothing happened. Our woods were rising too fast.

  Our friend stood up abruptly, saying, "U-uhh..." and ran outside. Nobody followed. Instead, they waited inside the room for him to come back.

  When he came back, his clothes were messed up, and he was breathing heavily. He ran across the street to forget about it all.

  After that, we decided to go home early. We weren't able to talk to each other anymore, and we avoided going to his pce after school for several weeks afterward.

  That night, I stayed awake until dawn repying the hentai scene in my head over, and over, and over again.

  Like, I had too many questions. Why someone spent money to ask someone to draw something like that? Who commissioned them? Did they get paid well? Wasn't drawing porn illegal? What did the artist think about it? Were the artists happy? How does the artist feel about it?

  I must admit, I was too overthinking it. After all, it was just a stupid porn video. Even if it was a masterpiece, nobody would care unless you wanted to become famous or rich.

  And so, my story from ten years ago ended with a bang. Or rather, a whimper.

  It fueled my obsession when I had a horrible days of study at college. When I felt lonely and bored, I'd visit websites full of hentai manga, and doujinshi.

  Oh boy, I've seen a lot of shit since then. From vanil hentai to tentacle rape to yuri.

  Hentai is probably the reason I became interested in Japan itself. It taught me the nguage, gave me a deeper understanding of culture and society, and helped me discover new interests.

  Also it fucked my mind too. Which I suppose has been a blessing and a curse. In fact, I still haven't recovered completely. Sometimes I dream about it, especially when I'm stressed out.

  But hey, I think I learned a valuable lesson today. The more you know, the better prepared you are. Don't worry, kid. Your brain will grow stronger along the way. Just give yourself some time.

  Until next time,

  Stay strong.

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  This week, I'd like to share with you a personal story. Yep, it's about a hentai again. Presenting you...

  《The most fucked up hentai I've ever seen》

  So I've always wondered why the hell I enjoy hentai so damn much. Is it the art style, or the stories, or the fetishes?

  Well, I don't know. But it doesn't matter. Let's start!

  First title was named "Naked Magician Girl". Sounds interesting, right? I mean, it looks like a normal hentai, with a beautiful girl who's naked and magic. Yeah, I bet you're curious already, aren't you? Don't.

  The first episode starts with tentacles already inside her. Sounds nice, huh? Not exactly. As usual, the protagonist wakes up alone, confused and scared. Only this time, she finds herself surrounded by tentacles.

  A few seconds ter, a cute little alien creature pops out of nowhere and introduces itself as the main vilin, "Cute Little Monster" that was not cute, not little, and not a monster at all. Does it sound familiar? Yes, it sounds like Cthulhu.

  In addition to tentacles, CGM also uses telepathy and teleportation powers. And guess what? The protagonist falls in love with it instantly. Of course. 6/10, for originality.

  The second title is called "Magic Maid Love", which I find hirious. First, the heroine is a maid, so yeah, it's obviously gonna be about cleaning service. Second, she's a magical servant. Third, it's hentai. Guess who's she serving? A crazy scientist dude. Oh yes, a mad doctor.

  Sounds promising, right? Wrong. Turns out that this doctor wants to use her for his experiments. He takes advantage of her, forces her to switch bodies, grow penises, and fuck him. Also, he kidnaps her friends.

  Wait, wait. Wait a minute... Where did this story come from? What the heck is going on here?!

  If you wanna know what happens next, watch the hentai. 9/10, -1 point for inconsistency.

  Last but definitely not least: "Dirty Princesses". The protagonist is a princess who lives in a castle far away from civilization. Because she's royalty, she gets kidnapped often, and forced to marry some random dude. Like a cringe fairytale, right?

  Not quite. In reality, she's a dirty slut who loves cock. All kinds of cocks. Big ones, small ones, purple ones, bck ones, white ones, whatever. But when she heard about a legendary penis that can grant wishes, she immediately decides to steal it and fuck whoever owns it.

  Yup, that's right. She steals it from a dragon, fucks it, and gives birth to a baby dragon. This hentai includes themes from bestiality, incest, pregnancy, and dragons. 10/10.

  All three titles were released in 2010, so I guess it's safe to assume that they were popur among Japanese audiences. However, I wonder whether they're considered good nowadays.

  Nowadays, more perverted stories have emerged, including yuri and lesbian scenes, as well as female dominance. Hentai seems to evolve faster than any other form of entertainment.

  Still, it feels weird to say that I enjoyed those hentais back then. They were cringe, at least, and I hated myself for enjoying them. But I did. I loved them, even though they disgusted me.

  Why? Why do we enjoy disgusting content? Are humans inherently evil creatures who crave violence and sex? Yes, they are. So young friend, remember this. You may not understand it yet, but you will one day.

  Until next time,

  Stay strong.

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  Hi everybody! Today, I'd like to shout out an awesome book I read recently: The Art of Happiness by Dai Lama XIV.

  The author talks about the basic principles of happiness, based on ancient Buddhist philosophy. It goes beyond the obvious advice to be positive or grateful, and expins why these things help us lead happier lives.

  Eh, you're wondering about suddenly introducing Buddhism in a hentai blog, right? Well, I'm gd you asked! Here's my answer.

  As you might notice from the title, this book contains many illustrations (and pictures) depicting various forms of human pleasure, such as sexual intercourse, orgasms and ejacutions. Hidden behind the words, meanings and symbols, there lies the truth about our desires.

  For example, the word 'pleasure' means both physical and mental satisfaction. We seek to satisfy ourselves physically, because that's how nature intended us to live. Pleasure good, pain bad. Masochists are weirdos who want to hurt themselves for fun.

  However, we also strive for peace and tranquility mentally, because that's how evolution made us survive. If we constantly feel stress, anxiety or depression, we'll die sooner.

  Our ancestors were primitive cavemen who lived short and violent lives. Their survival depended on their ability to fight and defend themselves against wild animals, and on finding food to eat. That's why we evolved as aggressive beings who thrive in a competitive environment.

  Having pleasure is one of forms of competition. Sex, drugs, alcohol, gambling, pornography—these are all ways of satisfying our primal instincts, and competing for resources within a group.

  On the other hand, seeking inner peace is another form of competition. Being one with yourself, stopping desires and being satisfied with your own life is a challenge for people raised under modern conditions.

  We have access to unlimited information and technology, while living in a world filled with distractions and noise. Our brains are wired to seek constant stimution and excitement, because it keeps us alive. Or brainwashed. Whatever.

  Therefore, having inner peace requires effort and discipline. Most of the times, it comes naturally when you let go, accept the situation and move forward without expectations.

  Just like meditation. To meditate properly, you need to sit still and focus on your breath. You increase your attention span, learn to rex, and gain control over your thoughts and emotions. Eventually, you realize that everything around you is impermanent and meaningless, and you begin to appreciate the present moment instead of worrying about future problems. Just like our not so distant ancestors once did.

  To sum up, The Art of Happiness teaches us to be mindful about our actions and reactions, to live in harmony with others and the universe. These ideas apply perfectly well in hentai context too.

  You have to be a virtuous enough to have inner peace. For instance, you should respect the privacy of others, and never force them to do anything they don't want to do. Simirly, you shouldn't judge other people for their preferences and tastes; there are weirdos, of course, but aren't everyone?

  Pleasure is important too. You need to enjoy different types of sexual activities, including masturbation, oral sex, anal py and more. There are no rules. Do whatever makes you happy, as long as you stay safe and consensual.

  Even if you are the ugly bastard, funny haired bishounen, or a furry, you deserve to have a happy ending too. Be proud of who you are. Accept your fws, embrace diversity and try to make someone else smile every now and then.

  Lastly, inner peace is a choice only you can make for yourself. Never let your degeneracy corrupt you, or you'll end up becoming a sadist or rapist like Cute Little Monster. Stay pure, kids.

  Anyway, I hope you found this review useful. Until next time,

  Stay strong.

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  Hello fellow readers! Welcome to my third post in this series. I promised you a story about an embarrassing experience, and I'm finally delivering!

  Let's start off with some background info.

  I was around 19, and the normies on the internet started to grow rapidly. People were getting into politics and social issues, arguing about stuff they didn't understand and generally making fools out of themselves. I thought that maybe I could contribute with something meaningful, so I decided to create a blog about anime. Oh boy, how naive I was.

  My first article was titled "Anime: The New Religion?" It contained lots of references to Christianity and Judaism, ciming that they shared simir values and beliefs.

  Of course, I got tons of hate mail after publishing it. Not immediately, but after a few months or so, when it hit first pages of Google search results.

  Some people wrote to me privately, asking for proof, pointing out mistakes, or just telling me how stupid I am. Others tried to troll, using fake email addresses and accounts created solely for sending spammy comments.

  So I, being an internet troll from the birth, replied to each comment personally. I answered politely, providing links to sources whenever necessary, expining concepts clearly, etc. Basically, I acted like a decent person.

  After a couple weeks, I wrote another blogpost. That time, I posted a review of Attack On Titan. The same thing happened. Some trolls sent hateful messages, but most people left constructive criticism. After a few days, the whole drama died down.

  That's where the story begins.

  I wrote a review for Boku No Pico. Yep, that title. It wasn't very successful, mostly due to its poor quality. Still, there were a lot of reviews on YouTube, so I figured it would get noticed somehow.

  It took me two hours to write the damn thing, but I wanted to do a proper job and provide my honest opinion. Fujoshi fans tend to be really sensitive towards negative feedbacks, and I knew that I wouldn't hear the st of them if I published a half-assed piece.

  And indeed, people reacted badly. Someone said that I'm a disgrace to humanity, and I deserved to burn in hell forever. Hey, I was a Buddhist monk before I became an otaku, so I can take it.

  But then came the real shitstorm.

  Someone used my full name in a comment, saying that I'm a pathetic loser who doesn't deserve to breathe oxygen. He had a ugly face on his profile picture, so I assumed that he was probably a teenager. Probably a virgin too.

  Another commenter told me that I should kill myself, since I'm such a waste of space. Then again, I've been called worse.

  You know what I did? I ughed. Out loud. At home, alone, in front of the computer screen.

  Because I couldn't believe that anyone would dare to talk to me like that. My mind kept repeating the phrase "you little bitch" in slow motion until I almost pissed myself ughing. It was better than the Buddhist hell for coomers.

  Then I went online. I checked my inbox and saw dozens of emails from angry fujoshi fans. One of them threatened to cut my balls off with a rusty knife if I ever dared to insult Kana Hanazawa's voice acting skills again. Which I didn't, BTW.

  Later on, I learned that the guy who insulted me had a history of trolling, and his profile pic was actually a photo of him wearing a Nazi uniform. His username was AdolfHitlerFan1234, and he had several hundred thousand subscribers on YouTube. Bruh.

  Well, this post was meaningless, wasn't it? Sorry about wasting your precious time. Anyway, here's the conclusion:

  People are assholes. Always. Even on the internet. Don't take it personally.

  Until next time,

  Stay strong.

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  AI generated hentai movie plots, generated by me:

  A girl has a dream about meeting her favorite character. When she wakes up, however, she discovers that the fantasy turned into reality. She meets the protagonist, and together they fall in love and have sex.

  A mia princess falls madly in love with a human male. They fuck and become pregnant, giving birth to an adorable monster child. Later on, they decide to run away together.

  Two friends meet during summer vacation. They have a great time exploring new pces and doing naughty things, until they eventually confess their feelings for each other.

  The main heroine gets lost inside a mysterious byrinth and finds herself trapped between two handsome warriors. They battle to determine which one wins the right to mate with her... if she wasn't stuck in the wall.

  Three girls enter a magical realm through a portal hidden in their school library. Upon entering, they discover that they are witches destined to save the world from demons by fucking them senseless.

  The main heroines of three separate stories find themselves locked in the basement of a creepy mansion owned by a strange scientist. They undergo transformation and turn into beautiful succubus maidens who use their powers to seduce men, turning them into sves.

  A shy student enrolls at an all-girls boarding school and becomes close friends with four cute students, one of whom happens to be the daughter of the headmaster. He drinks her DNA, and become a giant slime monster capable of transforming into any type of creature, even humans.

  The main vilin kidnaps the heroes' sister, forcing them to participate in a tournament in order to win back their freedom. The heroes win, but the sister in possessed by the Big Bad himself, causing the game to continue indefinitely.

  A young man visits a tropical isnd poputed exclusively by women. While swimming naked in the ocean, he encounters a mermaid, who offers him eternal youth in exchange for sexual favors. He accepts it, and turns into a mermaid. Together they have hot sex underwater, until the mermaid transforms into a siren and drowns him.

  I guess the AI is not on level of pure genius yet. Let's keep trying.

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  Inside the doujin mangaka's mind, essay by me.

  When I think about writing essays, I always imagine a boring room full of people sitting behind desks, listening to a monotone lecturer drone on endlessly about topics nobody cares about. This is exactly what I'm going to do today.

  This is a fictional mangaka. Let's call him Hiro. He works hard everyday, churning out high quality content for his loyal fans. In fact, he is currently working on two projects simultaneously. Both are equally popur among the audience, and both are selling like crazy.

  But, his hobby is also paying off. As you may already guessed from the title of this post, Hiro is creating hentai manga. And not just any kind of hentai. We're talking about hardcore porn, featuring incestuous retionships and extreme fetishism. Eating people whole, skinsuit galore, tentacles, futanari, yandere, etcetera.

  Hiro is extremely talented. Every single page of his work looks like a masterpiece, and every fan loves him for it. But despite all the success he enjoys, he feels like something is missing.

  He knows what, but he doesn't know how to achieve it. So he asks himself: How can I improve my art style further? What techniques do professional artists use? Why do some authors manage to draw incredibly realistic characters while others fail miserably? Will the AI take his job in near future? Can I learn to create believable backgrounds? Is it possible to write good dialogue? Should I hire a writer to help me with the plot?

  These questions pgue Hiro's mind day and night, leaving him exhausted. His fictional table full of .png files scattered across the floor, unorganized and disordered, reflects his mental state. He needs a solution fast, because without it, he won't survive in this industry for much longer.

  Luckily, I happen to be a famous mangaka too. Fictionally. Can the old man have an advice for him? Of course! Here we go:

  First of all, stop thinking about drawing realistically. You don't need to copy anyone else's style. If you want to create something unique, follow your own path instead. When the photography was invented, painters still managed to thrive. Same goes for music and literature. Artistic expression will always remain relevant regardless of technological advances.

  Second, practice more. Practice makes perfect. Your drawings are improving steadily, but you need to put in extra effort if you want to reach the top. Even you think you're shit, everyone else thinks differently. A small change in perception can lead to massive improvement. For example, you might see a bnk sheet of paper as worthless trash, but someone else sees potential.

  Third, read books and watch movies. Find creative inspiration everywhere. There are no limits when it comes to creativity. Everything is possible, if you believe. Just ask Picasso. Or Walt Disney. Or Akira Toriyama. Hell, even Hitler was a brilliant artist once upon a time. If not for photography...

  Fourth, surround yourself with positive influences. Surrounding yourself with negative people is toxic, so avoid it. Negative thoughts breed negativity. Negativity kills creativity. Focus on the things that inspire you and make you feel motivated. Don't shut off from society. Instead, interact with the world around you. Make friends with interesting people and visit museums regurly. Take long walks in nature, meditate, eat healthy food and exercise daily.

  Fifth, don't listen to critics. Instead, analyse the criticism. Learn from your mistakes. Listen carefully to people who care enough about your work to give you constructive feedback. Pay attention to what they say, and try to incorporate their ideas into your work.

  Sixth, never quit. Just keep drawing, writing, and producing content. Keep practicing, and one day you'll finally master your craft. Maybe not now, maybe ter on in life, but sooner or ter you will. Until then, enjoy the journey and stay true to yourself. Even if you're 40 years old, you still have potential 40 years to come.

  Seventh, don't let others define you. Never lose sight of who you truly are. Stay true to yourself. Do whatever pleases you. Ignore what other people tell you. Live free, live happy.

  Nowadays, the world turns so fast, that it can be difficult to catch up. Everyone seems busy running after money and fame, forgetting about everything else along the way. It's easy to get caught in that rat race. But remember: Money isn't happiness, nor does it guarantee success. Be a monk that lives in poverty, but be a monk nonetheless.

  Last, but certainly not least, I'd like to leave you with a quote by Albert Einstein:

  Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."