Night Soil’s Daily Dirt

  “All the dirt that's fit to dish”

  Published New Hesperides,

  S.E. 13, Y.F. 10210

  Days Since Last:

  Catastrophic Magical Accident: 397

  Major Demon Summoning: 69

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  Goblin Orgy: 5

  Lich Rising: 1,007

  Weather:

  Bright Sun, red and orange flecks of mage stars visible at times.

  Ruling Sigil: Star of Eirun

  Clandestine Q fluxes permeate the ?ther. Meteorologists advise against psychic attunement.

  Bats have joined the birds on the seasonal migration path.

  Soiled Linens:

  – The Daily Dirt asked the Mayor to take a Gehring Undeath Test. Spokesman Herbert Rimes declined, commenting “The Mayor remains committed to focusing on the issues, despite persistent distractions in the ‘press.’”

  Classifieds:

  Help Wanted - Bank of Hesperus looks for high level money courier. 10 gold sign on bonus. Inquire at the High Plaza Branch.

  For Sale - Night Soil of the Ur-Wolf 1000% pure. Inquire at the Litmus St vats.

  For Sale - assorted uncut gems, booth at Shade Market Plaza, St ?dalius’ Nook.

  Lucky Numbers:

  103 842 627 382 029 738 418