Night Soil’s Daily Dirt

  “All the dirt that's fit to dish”

  Published New Hesperides,

  S.E. 11, Y.F. 10210

  Days Since Last:

  Catastrophic Magical Accident: 395

  The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.

  Major Demon Summoning: 69

  Goblin Orgy: 3

  Lich Rising: 1,005

  Weather:

  Bright Sun

  Ruling Sigil: Star of Eirun

  Migratory birds will be seen in spots as weather cools.

  Soiled Linens:

  Unnamed sources in city government say the Mayor is a Lich. “The Mayor is never moisturized, always bone dry,,” one official said on condition of anonymity.

  Classifieds:

  Help Wanted - Bank of Hesperus looks for high level money courier. Inquire at High Plaza Branch.

  For Sale - Plate Armor, needs polishing. Shade Market Plaza, Apothecary Lane

  Service Offered - Sister Liran of the Veil is selling garlic tincture to ward off vampires. Chalk Fork, Cloister of Claws, pedestrian gate.