Chapter Twenty-Four: Crazy for Treasure
Goods piled up too much, three cashiers were busy, and people who came to this supermarket to shop were complaining endlessly. However, when they saw He Ming, they all surrounded him, asking for autographs and photos.
He Ming nodded and said, "No problem." When signing, He Ming deliberately wrote very sloppy, this is the star style. If you write clearly and can see your name at a glance, then you are just a third-rate person with no great reputation, and you still want to increase your reputation by signing autographs, right?
The supermarket manager said, "Come on, come on, take a photo with me and Master He Ming. Then enlarge it and put it in the supermarket, saying that the famous archaeologist, the discoverer of the Malan Mountain Ape Man skull, Master He Ming recommends this supermarket. Master He Ming, I don't know if you have authorized or agreed to this?"
He Ming nodded: "My honor. Come on, take a handsome photo with me and the boss. The advertisement can be written like this, I discovered the ape-man skull, and you will discover the most complete and cheapest goods in the city."
"Too awesome! You're indeed a master." The supermarket manager applauded and said, "Today, Master He Ming, all the goods purchased by your fans will be discounted at the best price."
He Ming said, "No, no, no, full payment. If you do this, it will have a bad influence. People in society will say that I'm famous and taking advantage of hardworking businesspeople everywhere."
The person in charge was moved to say: "The master is indeed a master, and he really takes care of us small business owners. I'm so touched!"
The two continued to flatter each other. The female waitress whispered to her companion, "I feel so disgusted. They can talk for so long with that kind of boss."
Partner said: "You're still a fan of He Ming online, saying that Ma Lan Mountain is proud."
The waitress wanted to say something, but He Ming walked over and smiled at her. The waitress was stunned. Until He Ming left, she excitedly pulled her companion and said: "Did you see? He smiled at me!"
Companion poked his nose and said: "Hurry up and pay the bill!"
He Ming opened a bottle of Kangshifu iced tea and drank it without paying, this is the privilege of celebrities, no one would bother him for this.
He Ming looked at the Master Kong's Red Ice Tea and thought, being famous is great. After I discover more of these great ancient ruins, Master Kong's Red Ice Tea will come find me to be their spokesperson.
When the time comes, how should I say the advertising slogan?
Ice red tea, I choose Master Kong? Not creative at all.
Master Kong's Ice Red Tea, are you worth having? Pretty stupid.
Just then, He Ming saw Sito Ho-yin pushing a shopping cart, rushing like the wind, and it was all high-end goods.
He Ming stopped him and walked over. He took a look and said, "Situ Haoran, you bought so many imported chocolates, foreign wines, cigarettes, and even milk powder?"
"Of course, milk powder, my mom can drink it too." He said and walked away quickly.
"Is your mom still drinking infant formula? And then feeding it to you?" He Ming was speechless, and he himself picked up a shopping cart and went on a wild spree. Given He Longhao's greedy personality, it would be strange if he didn't think of his sister.
Finally, at 4:30, He Ming finished paying the bill, spending over 800,000 yuan and almost clearing out all the goods on the shelves. The supermarket manager repeatedly and enthusiastically tried to persuade He Ming to stay, saying that a customer like him was welcome every day.
He Ming drank a Red Bull as he walked out of the supermarket, looking at his relatives who were all sweating profusely in the winter cold. From his youngest nephew panting and drinking a Tianjin Su, to He Longhao also drenched in sweat, drinking a sports drink, and finally, several blood relatives closest to him...
The younger cousins were also excited, their faces flushed with excitement. He Ming felt that it was about time to leave, patted his hands and said: "Alright, you guys load the goods onto the big truck, take a taxi back by yourselves. I still have things to attend to, so I'll leave first. See you later, go back and sort out the 'spoils of war' first."
"Alright, see you later, Ming Ge." The crowd excitedly shouted.
"What are you going to do, brother?"
He Mingdao said: "I have something to attend to. Give the things I bought for your sister to him, don't embezzle them, or else there will be no show for you in Songjiang tomorrow!" Because the outer packaging of the goods all had names written on them, they weren't worried about mixing them up.
"He Longhao puffed out his chest and said with absolute righteousness: 'Absolutely won't, guaranteed to complete the task.'"
Situ Haoran walked towards the Hummer, smoking a high-end cigarette he had just bought several boxes of, feeling great. He waved his hand and said without looking back: "Brother, you're busy, I'll leave first."
This guy, once he got what he wanted, lost his enthusiasm.
He Longhao quickly followed up: "I'm sitting in front of the Hummer."
He Ming was uneasy, watching everyone load their goods, counted them once, and let them go. Four large trucks, 3 rentals, led by a domineering red Hummer.
He Mingcai finally rode his bike onto the road. At this moment, the sky had darkened and it was almost time for dinner. He took the opportunity to go treasure hunting.
Since I got rich, money is no longer a problem, whatever I want, I have it, whoever I want, I have her, it's almost too perfect, but because of this, the people and things affected are more, my own time is really not enough.
No wonder He Ming remembered that in the past, when watching a Qing dynasty drama, there would always be an emperor with the surname Kang, no, Ai, who would say: Give me another 500 years! Oh, give me another 500 years.
At that time, He Ming always said: "Go to bed after washing, give you two hundred years, and you will be the last emperor." The whole family laughed together.
Arrived at the residential building, He Ming repeated his old trick, taking out a hat from his backpack and checking the cash in the bag, which still had over 1 million yuan. Today, he gave away quite a bit of lucky money, but his dad also replenished a lot of cash, so now there's over 10 million yuan. I estimate we can pick up a lot of bargains.
Disguising himself, He Ming knocked on the door of a residential building. When the door opened, he put on a sincere smile and said: "Hello. I am a government personnel for population and housing survey..."
"Come quickly, come quickly, I've been waiting for a long time. I heard that the buildings in front have all received their population dividends, but why haven't we? Finally, you're here. Comrade, your work is not up to par! Which unit are you from, and why are you alone?"
"People are so inefficient with their money." A middle-aged woman who seemed to work at the street office warmly welcomed He Ming in, and inside the house were a pair of sisters around 18 years old, a middle-aged man, an elderly woman, and an elderly man.
Grandfather.
"Six people, 1,200 yuan." He Ming counted the money and handed it over. The middle-aged woman smiled and took it, checked if it was real, and then recounted it several times before letting her husband, a middle-aged man, take care of the rest of the work.
"The house is not bad, it has an antique flavor." He Ming pretended to record data while scanning the interior of the house for any green light. At this time, because his senses were no longer human, He Ming heard outside the house a pair of sisters surrounding their mother, with the older sister saying: "That person looks strange, wearing a hat, doesn't seem like a good guy."
"Shoo, silly girl! I wish such bad people came every day. Would I still have to work then? Just waiting for that little brat to get better." The middle-aged woman put away the money and scolded her eldest daughter.
The little girl giggled and was met with her sister's gentle scolding.
He Ming looked at the house and didn't find anything. As he was about to leave, he saw a faint glow in front of a statue of Caishen (the God of Wealth). The light was not natural or man-made, but rather an otherworldly glow that seemed both subtle and powerful.
For example, the Tree of Life shines with a bright red light that reaches the sky, exceptionally brilliant. Similarly, the secret book of the Toad is only a faint red glow. That color is extremely beautiful and cannot be forged.
However, on the other side of the statue of Caishen, He Ming saw a faint blue light!
"Oh, you're worshiping the God of Wealth. My family does too. I was in a hurry when I left home today and forgot to worship the God of Wealth. Tonight, I'm going to gamble with someone, can I worship your family's God of Wealth to get some good fortune?" said He Mingdao.
The family was a bit surprised, and the old lady burst out laughing. The old grandfather also sipped his tea, thinking that this "government official" was quite interesting.
"Of course, okay." The middle-aged woman replied, turning her head and whispering: "You're so insincere, be careful you lose your pants today." The two sisters looked at each other and burst out laughing.
He Ming lit incense in the past, trying to get close, but a minute passed, and there was no information.
What's going on? He Ming made great efforts to identify the source of the blue light, which was emitted from behind the statue of Caishen (the God of Wealth), meaning that something must be used as an excuse to move the statue away.
He Ming thought of a brilliant plan in an extremely short period of time. He suddenly shook all over, trembled and said: "Oh no, oh no, my sheep horn wind is acting up." As he spoke, He Ming picked up the statue of Caishen, his whole body trembling as if he was about to throw it down. The middle-aged woman and her family were frightened out of their wits.
The old lady's laughter turned into coughs, the old man spat out a mouthful of tea, the two sisters were shocked, and the middle-aged man rushed over. The most brilliant performance was that of the middle-aged woman, who snatched the God of Wealth statue and said: "No no no, get out quickly! Don't go crazy in my house!" As she spoke, she pushed He Ming away.
What the hell, now he's robust, even a few women can't push him, he pretended to be a sheep horn wind and stuck it on the blue light. One look, damn impressive, actually inside the wall.
He didn't stop at just one thing, picked up a nearby pair of scissors, inserted them into the wall with force, and then dug in, his strength was immense, and he ended up breaking through the wall.
"Mom's gone crazy, quickly call an ambulance, don't get close, she has scissors." The elder daughter stops the middle-aged woman and then lets her sister hurry to make a phone call.
He Ming turned around fiercely and said, "Don't make a phone call. My illness is acting up, if you make a phone call, I'll go even crazier. Just wait a bit." Alternatively, He Ming made an effort to imitate a patient with sheep角风病, using scissors to dig at the blue light surrounding him.
"Oh no, my mother! Don't dig into my wall!" The middle-aged woman wailed. Her husband consoled her, "It's okay, the wall isn't worth much money, just repair it and it'll be fine. Didn't he just give you 1200 yuan?"
A middle-aged woman angrily said: "What do you know, 1,200 is the government's population dividend, every household has it, and it's what we deserve. He destroyed the wall, which is private property! We have to pay for it ourselves. Can they be compared?"
He Ming finally saw the blue light, and the blue light came out of a brick. He Ming dug it out, and in other people's eyes, they saw He Ming dig out a brick, then suddenly stop trembling, and stare at the brick with rapt attention, which was really very strange.
The news is out now.
An ordinary brick with something extraordinary inside.
Worth 40.
Note: there is an abnormality inside the brick, it is recommended to conduct further exploration.
It's great to get Blu-ray again.
He Ming thought for a moment, then turned back and said: "Oh - my illness is cured. Ah, uncle, aunt, grandfather, grandmother, you were frightened. Please accept my apology." The change in his facial expression was so natural, his body changed from trembling to calmness, truly Warner movie emperor level.
The whole family breathed a sigh of relief as He Ming returned to normal. The middle-aged woman stomped her foot and said, "What about our house!"
He Mingdao said: "Is one thousand enough for me to compensate?"
"One thousand! Alright. But you also have to compensate for the spiritual loss of our six-person household. Two hundred per person, no less!" The middle-aged woman, with a hint of Sutu Haoran's style, extorted.
He Ming got the blue light and casually counted out 2,200 yuan before leaving.
"What are you doing with our family's brick?" said the older sister.
He Ming turned his head and thought for a moment, then said: "Oh dear, every time I get sick, I have to destroy things. I found a doctor to see me, he told me that every time you finish getting sick, whatever you hold in your hand will bring it back, and it has an effect on the study of the disease."
Sister said in doubt: "I am from Medical College, how come I have never heard of it."
"Quackery indeed." He Ming said: "I'm leaving, I still have to go give out money."
"Wait, that brick is placed behind the Wealth God statue, it has absorbed the essence of the sun and moon, and already has spiritual energy. If you want to take it away, give me 500 yuan, not 1,000!" The middle-aged woman rushed over and said.
He Ming nodded repeatedly and said: "Good, good. Should be, must be."
The middle-aged woman immediately received 3,200 yuan and repeatedly counted the money with a smile; the old lady smiled again, and the old man started drinking tea. The middle-aged man looked embarrassed and shook his head repeatedly.
The younger sister among the sisters also looked at He Ming with a silly gaze, but the older sister was quite calm. She sized He Ming up and down until he disappeared before saying: "This guy has some issues, wearing top-notch designer brands from head to toe, all luxury goods worth tens of thousands. The hat is from a supermarket, can't tell the price of the glasses. A civil servant dresses like this?"
"What's going on here?" A middle-aged woman rushed over and said: "This brain-damaged fatty, I just hit him with a million earlier!"
He Ming walked out the door, and the blue light was in his hands, he was extremely happy. Hiding in the corner of the stairs, he eagerly and carefully cracked open the brick, last time's blue light item was a Blue Army Mail, sold for 8.88 million, this time, who knows what it is, how much money will it sell for?
The brick was knocked against, and inside, a bundle of clothing was revealed.
He Ming still thought that clothes were treasures and carefully opened them, but there was no blue light, so he directly tore them open.
The result reveals a jade Buddha inside, slightly wider than a mouse, with the same thickness and width, and it feels substantial in the hand.
No wonder a big old brick, a relatively large antique brick, only has a thin outer skin. Because the Jade Buddha itself is quite big.
The jade Buddha has a pure white body, smooth to the touch, and is especially finely crafted. The facial expression is kind and compassionate, with a hint of subtle majesty. From head to toe, whether it's the hand gesture or the lines, there are no flaws, an astonishingly perfect harmony.
The real ultimate product! He Ming's heart beats wildly. Then the information scanned out.
Blu-ray items. Northern and Southern Dynasties Mahayana Buddha made of sheep fat jade.
Worth 40.
The product is perfect, and the workmanship is perfect.
This item possesses magical powers, long-term play can ward off evil spirits and calm the mind.
He Ming exerted himself to rub the jade Buddha against his face, feeling too good, too perfect, and the texture was really great.
Should I take it out like that exquisite porcelain?
He Ming thought for a minute, of course, only the best is valuable, forget about the others. Today he spent almost 2 million yuan casually, tomorrow he still needs to go crazy shopping at the luxury goods store, if he doesn't spend money, he will run out soon.
Call Huang Xue-xiong, he is ready to take a plane back to Songjiang, He Ming emphasized: "Huang Ge, I found the real extreme product!"
Then called Yu Jing again: "Sister, I found a real extreme product!"
They all agreed to meet at the reception hall at 6 o'clock. He Ming hung up the phone, looked at his watch, and it was just past five. Haha. In less than half an hour, he got a top-notch item. With plenty of time left, He Ming carefully protected the jade Buddha and put it away.
In my arms, I was about to go and pick up the leftovers, kicking away the broken bricks to destroy the "evidence", when I found a piece of paper among the tattered clothes. On it was written: I am Chen Sheng, a wanderer. Due to the Liberation Army entering the city, I have hidden an extremely valuable sheep fat jade Buddha in the bricks and stones.
Among them, there are destined people who obtain it and cherish it.
He Ming suddenly understood, before liberation many rich people hid their treasures, this Chen surname hid it in the brick, no wonder the brick is very old. After finishing, He Ming lit a cigarette and burned the note with his hand. He said, "Thank you. I am that destined person. You can rest in peace underground."
He doesn't even know if the person is dead or not, and he casually says "rest in peace", how ruthless.
After finishing this cigarette, He Ming went upstairs and knocked on a door: "Hello, I'm from the Population and...".