Chapter 11: The Day of School Opening is Always Accompanied by Various Troubles (2)

  Alicia and Cecilia were chatting in the corridor outside a refined room in a building separate from the school building.

  "It was that staff in your hand that you used to cast such an exaggerated spell just now." Elisia sighed and said.

  "Haha, actually I don't know any spells now." Cecilia said with a smile, "Even the warming shield is provided by my staff, otherwise the undead would wear that gorgeous but useless outfit in February."

  Normally, even in summer, no one would wear that magical girl cosplay outfit on campus...

  "Your family is really generous to let you use such a valuable staff," Eri said with a pout, "compared to some lolicon and siscon guy who should just jump into the Sanzu River."

  "Uh, actually I was the one who secretly took it out."

  "...when I didn't say anything."

  After the topic ended, Eriol looked around at the somewhat impressive decorations.

  This building was one of the few college buildings that Eriol had visited since she entered school, and the little loli couldn't help but feel a sense of nostalgia.

  That's right, our poor little Lori... No, that's not it. It was our brave and handsome Eriol-sama who didn't give up hope despite the extremely disadvantageous situation, and with the encouragement of the beautiful and precious friendship between friends, finally defeated the evil kidnapper. After that, in order to treat the injuries sustained during the battle, she came to the infirmary accompanied by her companions.

  Um, thank you for the above in ellipsis after Eliya-sama's proxy writing.

  The door opened and Fabiano came out with a sway.

  "How are you, Xiaofa? Nothing serious, right?" Cecilia hastily asked as she leaned over.

  "Shouldn't you be clear in your own mind whether it's a big deal or not that I was beaten up and brought here by you?"

  "Sorry, I didn't mean to." Cecilia pulled on Fabiano's hand and started to pout.

  Not intentional but definitely deliberate... it's better not to say it out loud.

  Fabiano looked at his childhood friend with a mixture of exasperation and resignation, knowing that she always did this on purpose, but he couldn't help falling for it: "Alright, alright, I didn't blame you. Let's hurry to the classroom, we've already wasted a lot of time."

  I am a divider line

  The campus of Hope's Garden Academy is extremely large, almost comparable to a small city. Moreover, within the academy, except for teachers who maintain order, riding is prohibited, even if you have a mount-type magical pet. Furthermore, since there are no magic arrays set up, it's often possible to see students with slightly weaker abilities panting and running on the roads in a hurry.

  Not to mention the freshmen who have just entered the college.

  As the three people, who were buffed by wind magic, supported Cecilia, who was on the verge of collapse, and arrived at the classroom of the first-year A class of the Magic Department, Eriol finally couldn't help but say: "Cecilia, you should lose weight. From now on, don't even think about those sweets that can only be bought by squeezing people to death for a month."

  "No way!" Cecilia, who would normally collapse at the slightest breeze, suddenly came back to life with full energy. "I can skip lunch, but I absolutely cannot do without dessert for afternoon tea!"

  This is also a kind of persistence... towards sweets.

  Is dessert equivalent to ambrosia or a spring brother for you?

  Fortunately, there were already quite a few people in the classroom at this moment, and the noise was loud, so no one heard this sentence. Otherwise, Eri would definitely pretend not to recognize the girl who was wiping sweat on one side and drooling on the other (fantasizing about sweets).

  Alicia gave a "you're in charge" look to Fabiano beside her, who responded with a bitter smile.

  The little loli was no longer a light bulb, she found Michelle sitting in the back row of the crowded crowd and occupied the seat next to her.

  "Misora, why are you sitting in the back?" Eri asked as she sat down. Generally speaking, students who sit in the back are those who don't want to listen to the lesson, come to sleep, or slack off. Misora clearly didn't belong to any of these categories.

  "I'm not very good at dealing with others..." Michelle said timidly, pointing to the crowd of people gathered in front of her.

  A large circle of boys on the outside, with Sofia and Khasi sitting side by side in the middle.

  "I understand," Eriol said calmly, "Actually, I'm about the same as you."

  In the end, Xiaoluo felt that it was better not to go and greet Sophia, who was chatting and laughing with a large group of boys like a swarm of flies, as well as Chaxi, who had a look of confusion on his face and could only stand close to Sophia.

  Out of boredom, Eriol began observing this classroom.

  All the classrooms in Hope Garden are tiered, and Class A is no exception. Each class has a maximum of 50 students, with 50 desks and chairs arranged evenly in front of the podium.

  Class A and Class B's desks and chairs are made of precious red wood, coated with a layer of anti-corrosion alchemy paint. Sitting on them not only keeps you warm in winter and cool in summer, but also feels very comfortable to the touch. For the "sauce oil party" who likes to sleep during class, lying on them is a pretty good option.

  But I guess very few people in Class A would do so anyway.

  There are several large glass windows on both sides of the classroom, making the light in the classroom very sufficient. Of course, if unfortunately encountered cloudy or rainy days, the conical magic pendant lamp composed of countless small lights on the ceiling can also guarantee the indoor lighting.

  Just as Eriol was admiring the luxurious teaching facilities, a commotion from afar brought her back to reality, and she was shocked to see Sophia "leading" a group of boys over like some kind of big sister. Looking at Sophia's slightly raised corners of her mouth and the mischievous glint in her eyes as she stared at Michelle, who had her head buried in a book pretending to be an ostrich, Eriol knew that this腹黑女 (abdominal black girl) was definitely here to have some fun at the expense of the natural airhead beside her.

  But... it seems like Xiao Loli's stomach isn't going anywhere either.

  Before Sofia could speak, Elisha chimed in: "Hey, Big Sis Sofia, you're bringing so many little brothers to go kick some butt somewhere. I'll just say it here and now, I wish you great wisdom and power, blessings to all living things, a thousand autumns and ten thousand generations, and unity of the rivers and lakes! But although you're responsible for your underlings' medical bills, have you bought insurance for yourself?"

  "What's with that, Eriol." Sophia said nonchalantly, "I just came over to see how Mitsuki was doing since she didn't look so good. What are you talking about 'kicking us out'? If you're referring to the classmates behind me (Eriol: You could've just used 'guys' instead of 'classmates'.), I think they all came for the same reason too."

  Don't bring such a large group of soy sauce party members over here to lower the oxygen concentration when you know others are uncomfortable!

  "Huh? I'm not uncomfortable anywhere." Michelle lifted her head from behind the book, saw that she was being surrounded and scared, and shrank back again.

  "Are you really an ostrich...?" Erihisha muttered.

  At this time, the boys around them began to whisper to each other.

  "Isn't it true that the top 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 8th places in the ranking are all in our class?"

  "Thanks to the gods of fate, I'm really too happy!"

  "It's great to be alive."

  "Alright, if you continue to deceive readers like this, they will have opinions about it."

  Interfered by Alicia, Sophia's original plan to watch Michelle panic in the boys' group and secretly enjoy herself was ruined. As for finding some fun for this little loli in front of her... Sophia estimated that only Li Hua Yin could make it happen.

  But others didn't know this, at least the guy with a gray crew cut who squeezed out of the crowd with great effort didn't.

  "Hello, my name is Joey Mona. It's really rare to see someone as young as you getting admitted, I think everyone must be curious about how old you are. Can you tell me your age?"

  "Triggering the task 'Loli Hip Molestation Prohibited'. This task is of a confidential nature, with unknown objectives and unclear completion conditions. Reward: Can release 30 seconds of powerful electric current of one million volts every day. This skill does not consume any energy, but the release time cannot be accumulated. No reward will be given if the task fails." As always, the voice without tone, as always, the nonsensical content - Eriolita expressed that she had already gotten used to it.

  "Twelve years old." Eliya said expressionlessly.

  "Ah, what a pleasant surprise! Since you've been admitted, the examiner must have recognized your potential for development. So, can you tell me about your strengths?"

  "The examiner said I'm good at wind system magic." Eriol still wore a poker face.

  "Oh, it's a lively wind. So, are you usually wearing some flowing clothes?"

  "No, I prefer Gothic Lolita fashion."

  "Hmm, okay. For a Law Master, identifying an opponent's strength is very important. Have you come into contact with similar knowledge at your young age? Can you tell me what color the second-level aura is?"

  Green.

  "Very correct, you're indeed worthy of entering school at 12 years old. Finally, can you tell me what color shorts you're wearing today?"

  "Alicia sneered and hummed: 'Do you think my IQ is so low that I'd be fooled by your casual nonsense and spit out the answer to this question? Or does your pig brain think it can make people dizzy like this? By the way, the author of this whole passage is just cheating on word count! Write this chapter seriously for me!!'"

  I'm really sorry about the deception...

  Alicia continued to bombard Joey, who was pale-faced: "Practice for another hundred years, the current you is nothing but a soft-bodied animal that loosens soil for plants in my eyes. Come find me when you can sell crutches and wheelchairs to healthy people with no illness!"

  Finally, Eriol said with a lingering tone: "Also, I'm wearing black with lace trim today."

  Mishelle's face turned bright red with shock, and she hastily waved her hands to stop her: "A-, Aria! Why did you tell him?!"

  "Because he asked for it." Eriol replied matter-of-factly, and then under the gaze of everyone, the little loli raised her right hand. A powerful magical force quickly gathered in the little loli's hand, transforming into a series of flashing blue electric currents. Next, a certain stunned onlooker was transformed into a skull that continuously jumped and kicked while radiating dazzling light. Half a moment later, he fell to the ground with his entire body charred black, spewing out green smoke indicating that he was already seven-tenths cooked and ready to be served.

  "And this," Little Lori waved her hand and dissipated the magic, "is what I charge for consultation."

  "Mission 'Lolita's ass is untouchable' has been completed. Now starting reward."

  Alicia pouted: "Is there anyone else who has a question?"

  A group of boys collectively shook their heads and backed away.

  "Then disappear from in front of me quickly! Do you know that you are polluting the air around me?"

  Not far away, Fabiano was watching with cold sweat as the crowd was defeated in front of the little loli, then he turned his head to look at Cecilia who was making up for lost sleep on one side, and couldn't help but worry about the personalities of himself and the little loli who lived in the same dormitory in the future.

  Sophia also looked at the crowd with a face full of black lines, scattering like escaping for their lives, with an expression of "I've really lost to you" shaking her head, leaving a beautiful pink afterglow in the air before turning back to her seat.

  Just then, the classroom door was pulled open. A man with a stature of at least 2 meters 6 walked in. His entire body was full of powerful beauty, his plump muscles carved out a strong outline, and he felt like a towering mountain. Compared to this man, T-shaped robots and the like had to step aside, only the Incredible Hulk who had been injected with chicken blood could compare to him.

  He is undoubtedly a born fearless warrior.

  But the problem is...

  This is the classroom for new students in the Magic Department! And what's even more absurd is that this guy, who looks just like Iron Blood Teacher, is wearing a first-year uniform from the Magic Department!? It's really impressive that the logistics department was able to find a uniform in his size.

  The boy seemed to know that sitting in the front would block others, so he walked straight over to the seat next to Eri and sat down. Then this slow-witted guy finally remembered to ask the little loli, "Uh, is it okay if I sit here?"

  "It's okay... but are you sure you didn't get the classroom wrong? The martial arts department is on the other side of campus."

  "No, I'm a student of magic. Nice to meet you, my name is Norman Keridge."

  "Alicia Harris." The little girl nodded at him, "I always feel that the surname Kairiki is familiar..."

  "Oh, that's our tribe's surname."

  I am a divider of brief introduction

  Keriri, a tribe with the blood of ancient giants. They are born to be powerful warriors, possessing unparalleled strength and astonishing recovery abilities, while their magical defense is enough to drive any wizard crazy. Human heavy warriors are just a joke to them, and wizards can only inflict damage on them when they concentrate together. If it weren't for the ancient giant's bloodline that gave them great power also limiting their reproductive ability, the continent wouldn't have been unified by humans.

  The Kaelinok tribe lives in harsh environments such as hills and high mountains, making a living by hunting. They exchange the magical cores and furs of magical beasts with humans for some daily necessities, and occasionally appear in human cities to work as mercenaries. The only human products that interest the Kaelinok are weapons and armor; as for magical products, since their tribe has no mages, nobody pays attention to them.

  Eriol: "Wait a minute!! Is this profile really okay!? If there's no magician, then how is the guy sitting next to me supposed to be explained!?"

  You can't let people go without a mutation for thousands of years, right? Alright, I admit that this reason is full of countless ridiculous points in all sorts of ways...

  But now, a member of this tribe, which has nothing to do with magic, has somehow entered the prestigious Hope Garden as a first-year student in Class A of the Magic Department. This absurd development cannot help but conjure up an image in Eriol's mind: an enemy stubbornly resisting Norman's various spells, using all their might to reach his side, only to be left drenched in cold sweat and speechless, gazing up at this big oaf, before being sent flying by the staff in his hand, transformed into a shining morning star in the sky.

  Although Eriol herself can do it, but - at least others look normal! How can a 1.2-meter-tall little loli like you not look like the kind of person whose combat power has been modified by a cheat device?!

  Airi: "You, who had planned this from the start, have no right to complain about me."

  ……

  I am a divider of brief introduction

  "Did you directly enroll in the magic department when you entered school?" Eriol asked Norman with great effort, lifting her head to look at him.

  "No, I was originally recommended by the clan leader to learn martial arts," Norman shook his head. "But unexpectedly, during the physical examination, it was discovered that my physique had a good magical talent, and later on, someone from the college arranged for me to be assigned to the magic department."

  "An appointment? This person's status in the academy isn't low either. What's his name?" Elisia finally gave up on her staring contest with Norman, rubbing her neck which was about to cramp.

  "It seems like he's calling Howard Garcia."

  “……”

  Dean, sir, did you really assign this guy to the Magic Department out of concern for talent? You didn't do it just for fun, did you? Really not?! By your precious long whiskers, I dare you to swear to my brother, who has memorized every devout prayer except those of little girls, that this isn't one of your pranks?!

  Alicia never thought that the seemingly kind and wise old man with a white beard would also play this trick.

  Just as the little loli was resentfully complaining in her heart, the 8 o'clock morning class bell rang out. Along with the crisp sound of the bell and everyone's attention, the classroom door was opened once again.

  The newborns all quieted down because the one who came in was obviously an adult.

  That was a young woman wearing a black magic robe, with a data bag tucked under her right arm, beautiful light purple hair cut into a short sporty style and no accessories on her body. She walked up to the podium, put down the data bag, leaned forward with both hands on the podium and said: "Hey, my name is Criss Garcia. Rookies, from today on, I'm your instructor."