Chapter 12: The Day of School Opening Always Brings Various Troubles (Three)

  Alicia carefully sized up the young woman who had just entered.

  【Christine Garcia, judging from the name, should be a direct relative of the principal, so her teaching ability is not to be doubted. Moreover, if she were very poor, Howard would not let her lead Class A. However... 】

  The little loli stared at her mentor in utter dismay, who was wearing a sloppily put-together magic robe that was so crooked it revealed the inside of his pajamas. His eyes had deep dark circles and bags under them, probably from staying up all night doing God-knows-what. Even his short hair, which only reached his ears, looked like it hadn't been combed in a while, with several strands sticking straight up. And to top it all off, he was still sucking on that popular chocolate bar from the girls' dormitory, "Sugar House" - the so-called "Delicious Fislin".

  Adding to that, the tone of voice when you greeted me earlier was so languid and sleepy, it's completely typical of a bad teacher!!

  "Is it me who entered the wrong classroom or is she the one who walked through the wrong door? This woman looks more like someone who can calm down those spoiled brats in Class B rather than lead the diligent students of Class A to study hard!"

  "Uh, originally it was always my younger brother Lawrence who was in charge of Class A and I was usually in charge of Class B. However, this year's Class A seems to have some interesting new students, so I discussed with my younger brother and we swapped classes. But don't worry, I'll train you all well."

  I really guessed it right?!

  Elisha raised her right hand, and after Kris nodded, she stood up and asked: "So, Master Kris, how did you persuade your brother? Did you beat him with twenty punches?"

  The little loli's words shocked everyone in the room.

  "It wasn't like that." Chris smiled and said when everyone let out a sigh of relief, "I had to hit him forty times before he agreed."

  Eriol clearly saw that except for the natural airhead beside her, the abdominal black woman in front of her, the magical girl (fake) nearby who was still dazed from just waking up, the rough nerve Norman who didn't understand what was being said, and Fabiano who seemed to have a certain immunity to unlimited things, everyone else in the class had turned pale, petrified, weathered, and finally vaporized.

  Eri suddenly felt that her future school life would be very wonderful.

  "Alright, let's get started with roll call." Chris pulled out the attendance sheet from her bag. "When your name is called, stand up and give a brief self-introduction so everyone can get to know each other - though don't expect me to remember all of you. Also, if anyone's introduction exceeds thirty seconds, this class will be dismissed, and we'll gather at the martial arts department's playground next door at 8:50 before heading to the auditorium for the opening ceremony."

  Doing this will make those ordinary passerby characters who can only be remembered by others with exaggerated and absurd self-introductions cry!! They really will cry!!

  This is absolutely not a complaint, at least among nearly 50 people in the whole class, Xiao Loli only remembered the following few people:

  Michelle, who likes small animals and reading; Krassi, who is good at playing musical instruments and singing; Sophia, whose noble upbringing cannot be hidden despite not revealing any useful information; Cecilia, who aspires to try all the sweet foods in the world; Fabiano, who only mentioned his name but left a deep impression due to the morning's experience; Norman, the big guy who is hard to ignore; Joy, who deceived himself earlier; Sophied Gutierrez, who wore reflective glasses that made it impossible to see her face and sparked malicious speculation among the little girls about whether she would become another person if she took off her glasses; Sun Xiang, a descendant of the Eastern Continent who looked very approachable; and Tom Cruisia, an exceptionally funny guy who did not believe in evil and made a 31-second self-introduction but was kicked out by Chris and told not to come back until he had run ten laps around the field, sweating profusely and panting heavily, which left him tearfully running against the wind.

  Then it was Xiao Luoli's turn for self-introduction.

  "I have no interest in ordinary humans! And I especially dislike all kinds of perverts, Lolicons, weird uncles, and peeping Toms — especially unwelcome yuri girls!! If you don't want to die, stay away from me! Above."

  I've always wanted to say this at least once.

  You're going to infuriate the captain with this kind of talk and end up like 2012's AAAAAHHH!!!

  I am a divider line

  At 8:30, Christie led the students of Class A out of the classroom and lined up in front of the auditorium to prepare for entry.

  At this time, many classes have already lined up in front of the auditorium square.

  "Report! Report!" A voice that sounded like it could give out at any moment rang out, and everyone looked over to see Tom, who seemed to have just been pulled from the water, bent over with his left hand propping up his knee and panting heavily, shakily raising his right hand to shout "report".

  "Oh, back already?" Kris said with a sideways glance, still sucking on her chocolate bar, "Then let's get down to business."

  Tom, like a great amnesty, hurriedly walked into the team. At this time, only to hear Chris said: "I didn't think you would really run into this state. In fact, you can find a deserted place to take off your uniform and pour a bucket of hot water on yourself before putting it back on when the time is almost up, and then appear on time and pretend to have just finished running the marathon."

  Poor Tom slipped under his feet and fell straight onto the stone slab on the ground.

  I, should I rant? No, no, no, there are too many things to rant about and I don't even know where to start... A teacher like you can be considered a rare species, right!?

  "Get up, a stone slab in the middle of winter is no place for sleeping." Chris didn't even turn her head this time.

  At this time, a crooked and noisy team walked into the area of the first grade of the Magic Department. People from other classes in the first grade avoided them, but they didn't dare to speak out. The team stopped next to Class A and slightly converged, but still looked arrogant.

  That's right, the legendary noble class - Magic Department First Year Class B.

  Standing in the front row (due to her height) Eriol was curiously sizing up their leader, Lawrence Garcia, Chris's brother. The result shocked her so much that she almost fainted.

  Kurisu gives off the vibe of a delinquent girl gang leader, wearing a white windbreaker with a wooden sword at her waist and a long black straight hair, fearlessly facing off against street thugs. (Eru: You're overdoing it! What's the similarity between them?!). I believe almost everyone in Class A would agree after interacting with her for nearly 40 minutes.

  But her brother Lawrence was like a humble and famous son of the Jiangnan water town, elegant, introverted, steady, although his demeanor was humble but the sharpness in his eyes told people that he did not lose his pride, the whole person was like a piece of jade carved with fine details. Such elegant oriental temperament now appeared without any abruptness on a young Western scholar with light purple hair, causing many girls around him to have hearts in their eyes.

  I'm saying... these two are really siblings!? Is that lolicon and siscon not handing over work to some underling on the days they were born, and instead went to watch new anime episodes?!?

  At the same time, Lawrence was also sizing up Eriol. Among this year's new students in Class A, there were once-in-a-century geniuses like Loli, a Kairichi tribesman who had never produced a magician before, a commoner girl with tremendous growth potential but a bit clumsy, and a noble who entered through her own talent... etc., etc., it was an extremely rare gathering of elite students in the history of the academy. Looking at that little loli with unparalleled beauty and talent, Lawrence's heart was bleeding.

  But thinking of how his elder sister used to beat him up in the past... Laurence couldn't help but deeply pray for his future brother-in-law, who was now god-knows-where in the world.

  I am a divider line

  Kibō no En Academy has three traditions: 1. In the competition among various academies on the mainland, Kibō no En's martial arts department always scores lower than its magic department; 2. All students must join at least one club, and freshmen must join or form one within a week; 3. Regardless of grade level, the relationship between Class A and Class B in both the magic and martial arts departments is like fire and water.

  At this time, the boys in Class A and Class B of Grade 1 were making very indecent gestures and postures to each other. Eriol even saw that Donarson was also in the B team and gave herself a middle finger, but Eriol ignored him. As for the situation of other grades, Xiao Luoli said that she had not learned the skill of floating in the air, so she could not see it.

  Seeing his own sister holding a chocolate bar standing in the front row, Lawrence had to come forward and try to stop this situation. The people of Class A could still hold back, but the spoiled children of Class B didn't care about Lawrence.

  Finally, when the conflict escalated to verbal abuse, a boy from Class B fired a fireball with his ring, but the boy from Class A was shocked to find that the fireball did not fly towards him, but instead flew straight to the side and hit Michelle's face who was standing by in a daze.

  Eriol's eyes widened in shock, she was too late to rescue - after all, she was standing at the front and had some distance from Michelle in the middle. At this time, a large right hand appeared on the flight path of the fireball, and after heavily hitting the palm, the fireball did not ignite, but instead quickly extinguished like being thrown into a pool of water.

  Norman showed an extraordinary reaction speed as a born warrior and also perfectly illustrated what the concept of magical defense is.

  "Hey! You're going too far!!" After rushing to Michelle's side with Sophia to confirm that she wasn't hurt - this natural airhead didn't even know what had just happened - Eriol shouted angrily at the people in front of her.

  "Huh? Overboard? I don't think so." The boy from Class B who threw the fireball shrugged nonchalantly, "I just think that girl was lucky, that's all."

  Alicia clenched her small fist, but ultimately endured. She didn't want to affect her academic evaluation on the first day of school by wildly beating this scum, it wasn't worth it. There would be plenty of days later to slowly play dirty tricks.

  Just as the little loli was about to take note of this guy's appearance, Kris, who had been standing in front blowing autumn wind, walked over: "Hey, kid. You're quite bold, daring to lay hands on my student?" As she spoke, the chocolate bar in her mouth also moved up and down, accompanied by a deliberately hummed nasal sound, completely embodying the image of an older sister who had come to stand up for her bullied younger sister.

  Alicia suddenly felt regretful. How did she end up with such a weirdo as her instructor?

  Laurence hurried over from a short distance: "Sister, wait a moment..."

  "Scram, or I'll beat you up too!"

  The people's teacher who had just stood up for the students instantly transformed into an inconspicuous hamster and hid.

  That B-class boy also seemed to have realized that disaster was imminent: "I, I am the only heir of the Roland Empire 【beep——】 family! You can't hit me!!"

  "What's with that 'beep'... You're not being lazy again, are you?"

  "Oh, that 【BEEP】 family." Chris nodded as if suddenly enlightened, and the boy also had a delighted expression, but his smile immediately froze. "Sorry, I've never heard of it. And one of the school rules of Hope Garden is that all students in the academy are equal, there's no such thing as nobility!"

  Kris walked over, cracking her knuckles: "Remember this from now on, no one ever dares to touch a hair of my students. Otherwise, I guarantee I'll beat you up so badly that it will scare the beastmen to death!"

  Then, Kris gave the self-inflicted boy an old fist, and with a wail, he kicked him into the sky. Next... was a series of dazzling combos that left one's eyes spinning.

  Looking at the B-class boy who had become a sandbag floating in the sky, unable to fall down, Eriol suddenly felt as if she was watching a real-life version of True Three.

  "Say, Coach Keli, you're not a teacher of the Martial Arts Department, are you? Really aren't?"

  "A click" sound caught the attention of little loli, she turned her head to see Xie Xi standing beside her holding a suspected camera-like object taking suspected photos, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "Xie Xi, are you taking pictures?"

  "Yes, this 'Guangying 2000' in my hand was bought with two months of pocket money. Moreover, the condensation magic array inside is also very perfect, and the pictures taken are very clear. I originally wanted to use it to take a few photos as a souvenir at the opening ceremony, but it's really a waste not to use such good material now."

  Is that so, you pointed to the picture of a woman who was lifted into the air for almost five minutes without falling down, and her face didn't turn red, her heart didn't beat fast, and she wasn't out of breath, and told your father that this is our instructor, aren't you afraid that he would have a heart attack?

  "Is that so? Are you using it this afternoon? If not, lend it to me for a couple of shots." As someone who loved traveling in her previous life, Eriol also enjoyed taking pictures.

  "Alright, okay."

  A few minutes later, when that poor boy was thrown into the B-class team by Kris like a rag - for the sake of the river crab, the abstract art painting on the ground with red paint will not be described here - everyone in Class B did not dare to breathe, standing there like a good baby.

  "I don't care what kind of birds you are outside, but in here, you're not even worth a piece of trash! Just be good and tuck your tails between your legs, or I'll make sure to take good care of you!" Kris snapped the chocolate bar in half, "Remember that, or suffer the consequences! And thank goodness the gods didn't make me your instructor for B Class!"

  "It seems like it was you who insisted on switching classes with me in my memory..." Lawrence muttered.

  Christie gave Lawrence a look and he immediately looked up as if observing the weather.

  I am a divider line

  Alicia is very bored, frustrated and sleepy.

  She never thought that old devil Howard could speak for such a long time - hey, it seems like you started by saying "Next, I'll make a brief speech"!?! It's been almost an hour and a half already!!!

  As she watched Howard's long white whiskers quivering with his speech, Eriol had a sudden urge to pluck them all out.

  "No matter which world the leaders' speech skills will not decrease but increase." The little loli sighed and chose a comfortable posture to lean against the chair - she really intended to sleep during the opening ceremony.

  But Alicia was destined not to complete this amazing feat, because at this time Howard announced the end of his speech, and then the whole audience erupted in a prolonged applause - as for how to mock this applause, those who have attended meetings know it well.

  Nothing else was impressive afterwards. The teacher representative and the student union president took turns to speak, almost putting Xiaoluo to sleep again. But the last freshman representative was beyond her expectation: it was actually Sofia! However, thinking of Sofia's noble temperament that couldn't be washed away no matter what, Xiaoluo estimated that her identity should be very high, and it wasn't surprising that she could be a freshman representative.

  After listening to all this nonsense, it was already 11:30 at noon.

  "Ah, it's finally over." Alisha took a deep breath after walking out of the auditorium with high carbon dioxide levels.

  The students around him suddenly echoed in unison.

  "Alright, freshmen, listen up!" After leading the group to an open area, Chris snapped her fingers and said, "You're free this afternoon, so go ahead and have fun. You can also check out the course schedule. But tomorrow at 8 am sharp is when classes officially start, so don't be late if you don't want to end up on the martial arts department's training grounds! Got it? Alright, dismissed!"

  Then she left alone with a flourish, leaving behind a crowd of stunned students.

  This personality is speechless.

  Little Lori brought Michelle, Krassi and Sofia to have lunch together; Cecilia dragged Fabiano away. Of course, the cafeteria is definitely packed now. But there's no way around it, unless you can wait until one o'clock in the afternoon when there are fewer people - this is clearly not acceptable for several girls.

  After the glorious battle in the cafeteria, several people returned to their dormitory to rest. The little loli who was lying on her bed and didn't even want to move her fingers suddenly found that her plan to take pictures in the afternoon looked extremely foolish.

  Even Li Hua was quietly resting on one side and didn't come to look for his own fun.

  However, Alicia still supported her tired body and asked Kasha to borrow a magical imaging device - the general term for the Zorvath camera - and walked out of the bedroom. As for the reason...

  "Trigger task 'Inside the Woods'. Please bring a magical image capture device to the small woods in front of the administration building before 1:30 PM to take pictures of a special event. Regardless of whether you succeed or not, you will be rewarded with the skill 'Stealth' upon arrival. Activating this skill allows you to become invisible. Large movements and attacks will dispel stealth. If you fail to arrive on time, your fatigue will double and all energy within you will be sealed temporarily, while fully restoring Li Hua's fatigue."

  Let's just forget about that skill for now, but isn't the final punishment a bit too strange!?

  "Take a picture of your sister!" Elisia, who had just walked out of the girls' dormitory, made an extremely rude and un-ladylike gesture towards the empty sky.

  "Right, my dear sister. I'm taking a photo of your handsome POSS right now."

  Wow, it took several chapters for me to appear once, and I still can't show my face with just a name and lines, how's that feeling?

  "Ah, in order to be able to hear such heavenly words again, I'd better hide for a few more chapters."

  It's better if you never show up again...