Chapter 1: The Life of Being a Loser

  "Just now, a classmate asked what my philosophy of life is, and I can answer her..."

  Standing on the podium, Zhou Yi faced more than 50 first-year students, lazily yawning and then smiling wryly at a beautiful freshman girl sitting in the front row, saying slowly: "Life... is like a huge sandbox..."

  "Pffft!"

  The principal, who was sitting in the back of the classroom listening to the lesson, suddenly spat out the special-grade Tieguanyin tea he had just drunk and almost choked to death.

  I guarantee to the Minister of Education that the principal is indeed a qualified Christian, if not for the sake of Buddha's face, he wouldn't have given this damn lazy guy even a tiny bit of opportunity.

  Is this what a master's student from Kyoto Medical University is like? Whoever it is, the principal will definitely not believe it.

  With a head of messy black hair and an old-fashioned suit that's at least ten years out of style, with a lazy look in his eyes and a spiritless demeanor, he looks like anything but a high-society elitist or a talented individual, could he really be from Kyoto University Medical School?

  "Oh, Maria..."

  Even if the principal's head was squeezed by a door, he knew that his decision to let this guy teach an experimental class was wrong.

  Just like his first love Maria, that little French girl said, he's too softhearted, how could he be deceived by this kid and the relationship behind him?

  "Life is a huge sandbox, so the faster you walk and the higher you jump, the deeper you'll sink, classmates..."

  The Book of Changes continued in an incomparable tone and with gentle eyes, simultaneously tempting this group of big boys and lolis in both auditory and visual aspects: "So I finally summed up a philosophical sentence: Life is just a process of being deceived; being deceived is our life..."

  "Clap, clap, clap——" This was the girls slapping their small hands red.

  "Boom boom boom!" This was the boys fiercely pounding their desks, iron fists invincible.

  The classroom was filled with the fragrance, stench and allure of hormones released during puberty, instantly giving this philosophy class a hint of physical education.

  Too awesome! Too addictive! Too impactful in the style of postmodern art, absolutely stream-of-consciousness, this teacher is a once-in-a-century encounter!

  Deserted Emperor!

  In an instant, the big boys and girls presented Zhou Yi with a yellowish imperial crown, fortunately it wasn't green...

  "Teacher... I have a question."

  The big loli who had just asked the question blushed and stood up, stuttering and staring at Zhou Yi, making this guy who was always known for being lazy and out of tune feel a little guilty: "Uh, do you have any other questions, miss?"

  "Teacher, how can we have a wonderful life without being... screwed?"

  It can be seen that this girl is still a very reserved good girl, and she also has a strong loli temperament. She twisted her head, smiled at Zhou Yi, and finally asked a very hypocritical and treacherous question. This book was first published on Hand-Hand Book Network.

  "Uh-huh, this classmate, please answer a question for the teacher first..."

  The Easy was a bit stifled, and unexpectedly learned from the big loli, slightly tilting her head: "If you're standing in a huge, never-ending sand pit, wearing shoes that aren't combat boots, but don't want to get sand into your shoes, what should you do?"

  "Huh?"

  The principal had wanted to stand up and put an end to this utterly absurd philosophy class, but was so intrigued by the question that he temporarily suppressed his indignation.

  "Let's just see what this kid has to say... anyway, it's all about driving him away..."

  Christians feel they suddenly have the broad mind of Buddha.

  "I'm looking for two plastic bags to put on my shoes!"

  "Wrong! There aren't many plastic bags in life, they've all been taken by supermarkets to sell, and are you sure you have loose change?"

  "I took off my shoes and went barefoot!"

  "A girl who can wear out her shoes... and your feet are very beautiful?"

  "I..."

  "It's still wrong!"

  "What's your answer then! I don't care anymore!"

  The big loli is furious, this sandbox emperor is too much. You can disrespect women, but you can't disrespect a beauty like mei, damn it!

  "The answer is - standing still on the spot, looking at the blue sky, enjoying the gentle breeze, feeling the warmth of the sand grains underfoot... Ah, this is life..."

  At this moment, Zhou Yi was like a poet and philosopher combined, charming the innocent lambs in front of him.

  "If you stay where you are, isn't that just a lack of ambition and progress, isn't that just laziness?"

  Although the post-90s Lolita is not lacking in rebellious spirit, her youthful infatuation also makes her change boyfriends faster than changing mobile phones. However, years of traditional education have made her question the I Ching.

  Years of brainwashing and crippling education are like three great mountains, even the 90s comrades with amazing combat power can't just push them over.

  If there were no Zhou Yi, perhaps this arduous task would still be completed by the 90s girl's future descendants in 1020 or even 3000.

  "A leisurely life is not equal to laziness. Understand slowly, classmate..."