Chapter 2: The Omnipotent Idle System

  The fat guy on the other end of the phone was indignant and hummed: "Pig, you're just a pig! Do you know or not, in order to help you find such a job with high welfare and good treatment, one big holiday every two years, and unexpected surprises on Teachers' Day, I, the old man, have worn out my mouth asking grandfathers and grandmothers and using countless connections to fight for this opportunity for you... but you... but you... oh oh..."

  It's really infuriating, I'm so resentful that the iron isn't working properly, it's too painful to see Zhou Yi being such a useless piece of mud. Zhu Xiaohua didn't even have time to catch his breath before letting out a mournful cry like some kind of dying animal: "Oh...... oh, you, you, you......"

  "Goodbye, Xiaohua! You have a high-risk physique, so take care of your body!"

  "Don't get angry, or I'll have to call an ambulance to take you away!"

  "You!"

  "I've said it all, don't blame you anymore. Xiaohua, this time I really did my best..."

  Zhou Yi's voice suddenly dropped, that thick magnetic voice, solemn and serious feeling, made Comrade Zhu Xiaohua on the other end of the phone feel like he was in a temple, a mourning hall, a People's XX Hall, a News Broadcast Hall...

  "Cut the crap, Lao San, you wait for me. Today I still have to accompany your sister-in-law, tomorrow... tomorrow I'll definitely come over and kill you, you'd better be ready..."

  The fat boy, who had a good fight with Zhou Yi, knew what kind of person the otaku on the other end of the phone was and didn't buy it at all. After throwing out a ruthless remark, he directly hung up the phone.

  "Comrade Xiaohua's temper is still so big..."

  He hung up the phone with a smile, walked into the bedroom, sat cross-legged on the bed, and his expression gradually turned serious, like the two monks in the movie "The Wooden Coffin" who rushed to the flames, exuding a strange feeling that was out of place with modern society.

  "System booting..."

  As the words of Zhou Yi's voice faded away, a strange picture appeared before his eyes, like a holographic four-dimensional image from legend.

  The eyes of Zhou Yi suddenly became fervent, as if he had seen the beautiful young widow's lonely widower and the lush green wheat seedlings yearning for rain.

  "Your buddy's happy life is all up to you now. The leisure index should have accumulated enough points for an upgrade, right?"

  In front of me is a character attribute interface, and the avatar is none other than Zhou Yi, that lazy guy. On the left side of the avatar is a row of data.

  Basic Techniques: Linggen Xianti 0th Level 105/100

  Strength 1, Agility 1, Vitality 1, Intelligence 1, Spirit 1.

  Note: The upgrade of the basic skill Linggen Xianti requires potential points. Passive ways to obtain potential points: 1: A leisurely attitude towards life. 2: A good living environment; Active ways to obtain potential points: Cultivate main profession or secondary profession.

  Main occupation: None.

  Side job: None.

  Below the basic skills, is the character's current attributes:

  Attack: 5 points

  Defense: 5 points

  Speed: 5 points

  Spirit: 5 points

  As a young man who loves life, studies hard and strives to improve every day, Zhou Yi is naturally no stranger to games. These attributes are obviously the abilities he possesses when his basic skills cannot be upgraded, that is to say, this is the data of an ordinary person.

  Not long after the data appeared, the system began its spontaneous survival environment detection and soon came to a conclusion: "Survival environment, Xia Guo Chushi Metropolis, the birthplace of Huang Han culture, with a long history, general natural environment, general air quality, comprehensive evaluation 5b level, good!"

  "It's okay, although the natural conditions in my hometown are a bit poor, fortunately there is still historical background, barely meeting the system requirements..."

  Zhou Yi nodded, and after the system finished detecting, he eagerly chose to upgrade. This omnipotent idle system had already merged with him, and as soon as a thought arose, the system would react automatically.

  After upgrading, the data changed immediately.

  Basic Techniques: Spiritual Root Divine Body 1st Level 5/200

  Constitution 3, Insight 3, Strength 3, Agility 3, Wisdom 3.

  Current main occupation: None

  Current part-time job: None

  1st level attribute: Attack 20 points, Defense 20 points, Speed 20 points, Spirit 20 points.

  It is clear that Linggen Xianti is a basic gongfa. Once upgraded, the basic attributes will be improved and the practical attribute values will change.

  For example, strength corresponds to attack and defense, agility corresponds to speed, and wisdom corresponds to spiritual power. As for what root bone and enlightenment correspond to, Zhou Yi hasn't figured it out yet, but since the system has given them out, they must be useful.

  "It's just a level up, but the data has increased so much? My current attack, defense, speed and spiritual power are all four times that of an ordinary person? This system is too awesome..."

  The Book of Changes is indeed a leisurely system, as long as you follow the system's requirements and live in a survivable environment, you can upgrade naturally. If the living environment is better, the upgrade speed will be faster.

  The only thing that makes him regret is that after the upgrade, the system did not provide a main profession and a secondary profession to choose from, which is simply unimaginable in an ordinary game system.

  This all-powerful idle system is quite unique and unpredictable, just like Zhou Yi in Zhu Xiaohua's eyes, making it hard for people to guess.

  In the eyes of Zhu Xiaohua and many others familiar with Zhou Yi, the current Zhou Yi is like a guy who has just escaped from a mental hospital in the mountains and mixed into the revolutionary masses of young social elites. With a prestigious university degree by his side, he is even more unreliable than a small-time hoodlum on the streets...

  In the memories of Zhu Xiaohua, Zhou Yi used to be quite reliable. Although he inherited some of his uncle's temperament and had a somewhat carefree and detached air about him from childhood, occasionally getting lost in thought under the vast blue sky with white clouds drifting by, posing clichéd philosophical questions like "Who am I?" and "Where do I come from?", overall, he was still a good student in his teacher's eyes and a well-behaved child in everyone else's.

  It wasn't until Zhou Yi finished his master's degree, officially announced his unemployment and joined the rolling job-seeking army to become one of the most failed members that Zhu Xiaohua discovered that Zhou Yi seemed to have changed into a different person.

  If it's said that before, Zhou Yi was still a diligent and hardworking comrade who occasionally would secretly slack off and have a nervous breakdown, now he's almost become a pig, staying at home all day, either playing games online or hiding in his bed, dreaming of wealth. This makes Comrade Xiaohua very indignant, as all the brothers from their university dormitory had already seen through him. The real lazy pig is not this brilliant and dazzling flower, but rather that guy who has been hiding among the working class, disguising himself as a comrade while actually being an enemy of the people.

  The sudden change in Zhou Yi's behavior has caused his parents, who have always pursued a high quality of life and had gone to France for vacation with his second sister before, to start worrying. One after another, they made transoceanic phone calls, all asking Zhu Xiaohua to help Zhou Yi find a job. At the age of 25 or 26, he's still staying at home like an idle person, who would want to marry a girl from such a family? Without a daughter-in-law in bed, who will inherit the ancestral line of the Zhou family?

  Lower body problems can determine the superstructure, and for this economics biology, Zhou Dad has been studying for many years...

  For the elderly's entrustment, Zhu Xiaohua had a feeling, no mistake, it was a feeling.

  In the university classmates of Zhou Yi, Zhu Xiaohua is his only childhood friend and also one of the better-mixed ones. Currently relying on his father-in-law's relationship, he, who has a medical background, managed to get a deputy department-level position at the Chu City Personnel Bureau, with a fat job and oil flowing everywhere, and he hasn't been corrupt less often in daily life. At the class reunion, he is even more of an unmatched figure.

  Zhou Yi was always the one who had the best relationship with him, but he always looked down on him and never treated him as a friend.

  It's also a habit that has been cultivated from childhood to adulthood, from elementary school to university. Zhou Yi has been suppressing him in all five aspects of moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic, and labor education. Poor Xiao Hua, who was classmates with Zhou Yi from elementary school to high school to university for over ten years, couldn't even turn over, let alone sing the song "The Farmer's Slave". Even if he wanted to occasionally stick out his head or show off a bit, he couldn't do it... no matter how you look at it, he looks like that big turtle holding up the stele in front of the temple... no, even more stifled than that turtle.

  So when Mr. Zhou's phone call came over, Zhu Xiaohua immediately responded with a mouthful of agreement, and was even excited to the point of jumping up.

  At this moment, Comrade Xiaohua felt as if he had become the key figure controlling the fate of Zhouyi, and this refreshing feeling was even more invigorating than taking a certain banned substance.

  PS: The tortoise in the Confucius Temple is not a turtle, but a dragon species. That's what I'm saying:)

  Uh——Urban writers are quite miserable. Now, people with some status can't be named, real place names can't be written, and famous brand names can't be written. So when you see some inexplicable 'substitutions', just laugh it off. Although the author is a god-like man, he still can't beat the shoe god...

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