Chapter 3: Pns Born of Boasting

  “So let me get this straight,” said Aeskell with exasperation, “in order to try and look like a cool dad for Tanya you promised to revamp and absorb the adventuring guild to be more of what the name implies?” she finished her question with an eyebrow raise in his direction.

  “Yes,” Ainz responded succinctly.

  Aeskell sighed and put her hands to her brow. They were in their bedroom, with her standing over him as he sat on the bed. Albedo wasn’t there, as she was with the children. Shalltear was hiding under the bed for some odd reason, Aeskell didn’t know why.

  Probably to try and see Ainz naked, she was getting bolder in her actions to try and romance her lord, they weren’t working but Aeskell had allowed her to do so. Albedo really wasn’t on the fence for this decision anymore after Aeskell had become Ainz’s second wife. She just didn’t want Shalltear to cim the spot.

  “So, what is your pn here?” Aeskell asked him, and he seemed excited to expin this.

  “Ok, so I’ll go to the empire and enter the Colosseum as a fighter. Then, I’ll fight the strongest one there so the attention falls on me. After that, I’ll advertise the guild and try to win any adventurers or others to my idea,” he expined, much to Aeskell’s surprise it made sense and could work.

  She cpped her hands together and made a happy smile spread across her face. She herself was rather happy that the man that she had fallen for was actually starting to realize how smart he was. Deciding that now was better than ever, Aeskell dived onto his p.

  “Ainz, you’re using your noggin for once,” she said teasingly, “I think this pn calls for celebration. Though, before that,” she said, falling off his p and rolling onto the floor.

  There, her eyes were met with darkness and two red dots. Of course, she could see in the dark but she liked the ambiance of it, so she usually kept the darkness in her sight.

  In the dark, under the bed that Aeskell, Ainz, and Albedo had had sex on, was Shalltear. Her eyes widened as she locked eyes with the cheeky grin of Aeskell. Shalltear tried to roll out of the bed, and to the opposite side. Yet, Aeskell grabbed her and whispered in her ear so that only she could hear.

  “Shalltear, this isn’t a good way to seduce Ainz. If you want to do so, you must do so by simply asking him out. he’s kind of dense to romance,” Aeskell expined, much to the surprise of Shalltear.

  The vampire had been trying to romance the supreme overlord of The Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick for over a year now. The most headway she had made was him gncing at her ass.

  In all honesty, the man himself felt more flustered than romantic for Shalltear. The main reason being simple, she had no true appeal. Of course, they were both undead, that was a point toward them being a pair.

  Yet, she could feel a full range of emotions, while he couldn’t. The reason she could feel everything was because she was an NPC that had been programmed to be able to feel them all; meanwhile Ainz had only the standard set of undead emotions.

  Add on the fact that she had no breasts, as Ainz was a tits man instead of an ass man, and you got zero romance appeal. Of course, he had felt no romance appeal for Albedo till Aeskell pushed them to be together, yet that would be hard. Ainz had kids now and he might not think adding another factor to their own lives was the best idea.

  Yet she still had to try. Over this past year, Shalltear had been looking for points of interest in her and her lord. Of course, the fact they were both undead and probably the most sexually compatible was a factor in her book. The fact that the both of them had a retionship with Peroroncino.

  Though, the retionship between Ainz and Pero was more of a brotherly kind than the father and daughter of Shalltear and him. Yet, both Shalltear and Aeskell weren’t undeterred.

  Deciding on something at the st minute, Aeskell popped her head out of the darkness of the bed, she looked at Ainz with a fully serious look on her face. She then spoke.

  “Ainz, I want to give you something, something like a reward for making such a good pn,” she said as she slinked forward to him, pcing her hands on his shoulders pushing his frame on the bed.

  “What kind of reward?” Ainz asked in a rather awkward yet charmingly flirtatious tone.

  “The kind of reward where another woman enters halfway through and helps me pleasure you to your own satisfaction,” Aeskell said with mirth in her voice.

  “What…” Ainz said in a confused and perplexed tone.

  “Shalltear is too nervous to confess her honest feelings for you. So, I decided on a whim that I might as well tell you for her,” she said with seriousness pcing her hands on his torso, and straighten her back, “also, put on your polymorph ring.”

  She looked off to the side of the bed, the right side of the bed to precise, and saw Shalltear twiddling her thumbs. She was looking at the floor with a uncharacteristic nervous look on her face.

  “Shalltear, come over here. I want you to tell Ainz how you feel,” Aeskell spoke in a deep and emotionally mature tone of voice.

  It was less motherly and more sisterly. As if she was teaching the girl something that only a sister would teach instead of a mother.

  Shalltear stepped with a slight stuttering gate to Ainz and looked to him, a deep blush on her cheeks. She wasn’t usually like this, yet then again it wasn’t every day that the sadist was genuine about her feelings. She was more of a spur of the moment kind of personality, not anything like this.

  Her eye’s met his undead fmes, and she spoke. Her tone quivering. Her gaze was slightly shaking. For the first time in a rather long time, Ainz thought she was beautiful. Back when she was first made, he had thought of her as a gorgeous NPC. That had changed to him thinking she kind of looked like Pero, then back to this mindset. She was stunning, beautiful, there were many ways to describe her.

  “Lord… No… Ainz, I love you. I’ve loved you since you patted my head all those years ago too even after Aeskell came into the picture. I love you Ainz, with all my heart,” she spoke from her undead heart.

  Ainz put on his Ring without breaking his gaze from her and locked his newly formed lips with hers. She melted into his frame, and then began to climb atop him. Somehow, her actions simply spoke of her wanting him to take her as his, and not as domineering as Aeskell would think.

  Aeskell had slinked out of the way as the two began to exchange saliva, and she then started to lean into Ainz’s left side, as Shalltear began to straddle his right side.

  Shalltear then she her clothes into her inventory and Aeskell realized that she probably needed to tell Albedo not to leave the kids along or let them in the bedroom for any reason.

  “Albedo,” Aeskell messaged the guardian overseer.

  “Yes, Aeskell?” Albedo asked with a questioning tone of voice, “what is it?”

  “I’ve decided to let Shalltear into the harem earlier than expected. She was just to nervous to confess that I had to help her. I’m going to mute the room for the night so you you’ll have to sleep in the kids’ room for the night,” Aeskell expined, much to the shock of Albedo.

  “Ok?” Albedo asked, yet, accepted at once, she was more confused on how this happened so quickly though.

  “Alright, goodnight, Albedo,” Aeskell said to Albedo and then disconnected the call once Albedo didn’t respond after a minute or two.

  Aeskell then slipped her hands to Ainz’s crotch and pulled away his undies. His shaft then flipped up into the air, announcing that it was indeed up and happy to announce that it was the best at what it did, making the wives of Ainz Ooal Gown feel loved.

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