Iron Man Works Hollywood Training Hollywood Volume 1 Chapter 11 Destroying Three Views SpongeBob SquarePants

  Underground adult film shooting scene.

  Yi Feiyang was lounging leisurely on a chair on the set, pinching grapes into his mouth.

  These grapes were used for filming, but have been destroyed by a scriptwriter of the grandfather level.

  Next to him, "old scriptwriter" Fat Jack squatted on the ground, holding a small notebook and staring at Yi Feiyang with eager eyes.

  Yi Feiyang spat out a grape skin, which just stuck to Fat Jack's face.

  "Sorry, I didn't quite hit the mark, lost my aim." Yi Feiyang wiped his mouth with a tissue, "However, since you're willing to learn from me and study screenwriting, then I'll have to teach you a good lesson."

  Fatty scowled, who said he wanted to be an apprentice?! If the other party hadn't kicked his butt like a soccer ball and forced him to become a disciple, he wouldn't have done it.

  Alas, for the sake of one's own buttocks' safety and to protect the delicate chrysanthemum from indirect harm, I can only compromise.

  "Being an apprentice is difficult, being a master is not easy either, so you must learn with humility. We have an old saying in China: 'Pride makes people fall behind, humility makes people progress', you must remember it! Come, let me tell you the general plot of my story..."

  Yi Feiyang coughed twice, clearing his throat. "On the vast ocean, there was a seagull... Oh no, it should be, in the deep ocean, there was an adorable little sponge..."

  That's right, the story Yifeiyang is telling now is actually the past life of the American classic animated film "SpongeBob SquarePants".

  "SpongeBob SquarePants" is a renowned American television animated series, which premiered in 1999 on Nickelodeon. Created by Stephen Hillenburg, the show is set in the underwater town of Bikini Bottom and follows the adventures of its main character, SpongeBob SquarePants, and his friends. Due to its humorous storyline, educational content, and rich imagination, it has gained popularity among children and adults alike and has been translated into multiple languages, becoming a global phenomenon.

  Now, Yi Feiyang unexpectedly took the lead in compiling this unopened classic animation into an adult film, which can be said to have destroyed three views and disregarded the physical and mental health of future children, profaning classic art!

  Fat Jack had no idea of someone's sinister intentions and was now writing a script for the tiger.

  "Note that it's essential to do a good job portraying and analyzing the characters, for example, in this story, the male lead SpongeBob should appear cute, nagging, and a bit silly; as for the male supporting character, Patrick Star should appear stupid, naive, and straightforward; Squidward should be portrayed as worldly, self-loving; Mr. Krabs should be depicted as a miserly ghost, do you know what a miserly ghost is? Gollum, Sherlock, Abalone... If you really don't know, I can introduce you to a Chinese restaurant to refer to a certain real person..."

  "In terms of dialogue, it should conform to the aesthetic emotions of the masses... Note that when I say 'the masses', I'm referring to the broad male audience who enjoys watching porn! What their preferences are shouldn't need me to spell out, right? We're all men, and we know what's what. In the past, everyone liked playing with uniform fetishes, nurses, stewardesses, policewomen, McDonald's girls... Now we want them to change their taste a bit, to play with cartoon dolls - yes, cartoon dolls! They go 'squee', and every now and then they say 'yes, yes, come on, come on'..."

  "The most important detail for a screenwriter is the manipulation of the plot and the handling of the climax. Remember my words, the plot is king, the rhythm is the crown, the shooting rhythm should follow the audience's footsteps, let them have a strong sense of immersion, so they will feel cool, feel that our movie is exciting!"

  ……

  Yi Feiyang eats grapes without spitting out grape skins, instructing Fat Jack with a serious expression. Fat Jack's writing is as if possessed by the gods. Under Yi Feiyang's guidance, he is like a young calf, galloping freely on the road of lust.

  It's hard for people to learn good things, but it's easy to learn bad ones.

  Actually, Yifei Yang wants to make Baozi his apprentice for three reasons: first, to win over this future comedic genius; second, because he's not very familiar with Hollywood-style screenplays; and third... because he's too lazy!

  Ever since he wrote three mediocre short stories in one breath, every time he thought about picking up his pen to write, he felt a headache.

  Fat Jack didn't know that in order to protect his own butt from being kicked, he had to compromise and become a servant.

  But as Yi Feiyang analyzed the character's personality, penetrated the plot of the story, and grasped the audience's emotions, Fat Jack gradually opened his mouth, with a stunned expression, looking at Yi Feiyang in some disbelief.

  All along, Fat Jack had not received specialized screenwriter training and was self-taught. However, this small talent is not enough in the big circle of Hollywood, no way, in order to make a living, he started making these low-level adult films, in short, forced by circumstances.

  But now, Yi Feiyang's guidance gave him a sudden epiphany, and he saw his own shortcomings and a bright future... A thought suddenly popped up in his mind, this teacher is not ordinary, he's talented!

  Nonsense! Yi Feiyang is an "old hand", although he doesn't know much about Hollywood scriptwriting, every sentence he teaches is the essence.

  For example, the sentence "plot is king and rhythm is crown", this is the core content for any movie. Which play doesn't rely on these two points to attract audiences?

  He also emphasized "immersion", which is not only applicable to movies, but also to any story. In short, people watch movies and it's all about pursuing the thrill of being immersed in it.

  Fat Jack's emotions changed quickly, from the previous helplessness and discontent, directly turned into the current excitement and admiration for Yi Feiyang's screenwriting skills...

  Yi Feiyang didn't know the huge change in Jack's heart, eating grapes and finishing his own views and suggestions. He became a shopkeeper and said: "I'll just say that much to you for now, and you need to go and think about it yourself. We have an old saying in China, 'The master leads you into the door, but cultivation is up to the individual.' Whether or not you can succeed on this path of screenwriting depends on your own luck."

  Fat Jack nodded firmly, "Master, rest assured, I will definitely work hard!"

  "Huh?!" Yi Feiyang was surprised that Chubby called "Master" so sweetly, previously he was still being sarcastic.

  However, he who was used to being a "master of deception" had long been accustomed to such changes.

  "Alright! You go ahead and do as I said, I'll stay here and brainstorm some more, thinking about the next details of the shoot... you can take your leave!"

  Fat Jack: "......"

  "Oh, can't understand our court language? Just let you go out!"

  Fat Jack understood and backed away with a bow.

  "Yawn!" Yi Feiyang stretched his arms, yawning, being a teacher was exhausting, he really didn't know how those professors and instructors survived... might as well take a nap for now.

  Someone closed his eyes, pinched a grape in his hand, rubbed it, and began to ponder the next plan.

  ……

  Just as Yi Fei Yang was deep in thought, a dirty little hand was secretly stealing his grapes to eat.

  With his eyes closed, Yi Feiyang suddenly stretched out his hand and easily grasped the small hand.

  "I'm counting one, two, three! You must come out, or else I'll spank your butt!"

  "I give up! You win, pal!" a childish voice said. With the words, an eleven or twelve year old boy emerged from behind his chair.