Chapter 12: The American "Bird Uncle"

  A child suddenly appears on the set of an adult film; it's like a ghost emerging from a sacred church.

  Look again at the boy who came out from behind Yifei's chair, he looks very handsome and lovely, with blue eyes, delicate features, and although his face has a few freckles, it won't affect him becoming a handsome man when he grows up. He is just wearing dirty clothes, looking like he must be very mischievous usually.

  The boy showed no sign of guilt, looked at Yifei Yang and smiled: "Your grapes are really delicious, I just couldn't help myself, so I picked a few to eat."

  "Your butt looks great, I really can't help but want to spank it twice, how about that?" Yi Feiyang said in a mocking tone.

  "I'm just a kid, you're an adult, aren't you supposed to get along with me?"

  "What did you say?" Yi Fei slapped his palm upwards.

  "Never mind, I surrender."

  "It seems like you've already surrendered once."

  "This time it's for real!" The little boy shrugged his shoulders. "I couldn't beat you, so I had no choice but to surrender."

  "Alright, since you've chosen to surrender, I'll ask you something and you answer accordingly." Yì Fēi Yáng said "seriously".

  "Is it like interrogating a prisoner?"

  "Almost."

  "Won't you punish me? Like in the movies, banging on the table and yelling loudly, or hitting my belly?" The little boy asked, covering his little belly.

  Yi Feiyang: "......"

  "If you had listened, I wouldn't have done that."

  "Okay, I'll be good." The little boy plopped himself down in the chair beside me, his hands clasped together in a prisoner-of-war pose, and added, "Now I'm ready. You can start questioning me!"

  Yi Feiyang rolled her eyes, "So I'm asking you, what's your name? How did you end up here?" After all, this was a set for filming adult movies, and suddenly having a kid pop up out of nowhere was shocking enough.

  "How many problems is this? One or two?" The little boy asked very seriously with blinking eyes.

  "Let's just say two."

  "Then which one should I answer first?" The little boy continued to ask very seriously.

  Yi Feiyang suddenly felt dizzy, it turned out that interrogating a child was such a troublesome thing.

  "You can answer either one first." Yi Feiyang said with a hardened scalp.

  "Well, I'll just answer your question about my name then." The little boy thought for a moment and said, "I have many names, which one do you want to know? At home, Dad and Mom call me 'Little Troublemaker', at school, my classmates like to call me 'Freckles', and, uh, my teacher calls me 'Hyperactive'..."

  "I usually like playing soccer and basketball, but those big kids won't play with me, saying I'm too short. And I don't like playing with those little brats either, it's no fun, they cry when they lose..."

  "I have an old dog named Harry, but Harry got dysentery last year and died of diarrhea. I buried it in our family's garden and even set up a tombstone for it, which reads: My most beloved partner Harry rests here... I loved Harry so much, really, I loved him so much that every night I cried miserably..."

  The little boy introduced it in great detail, but Yi Feiyang found it very annoying.

  "Alright, stop! I just want to know your real name, no nicknames!"

  The little boy crossed his arms, imitating the adult's gesture of shrugging his shoulders. "So buddy, I can tell you that my name is Robert Pattinson! Yes, it's written on our household registration book, how does it sound?"

  "Robert Pattinson?" Yifei Yang felt that the name seemed somewhat familiar, and upon closer inspection of the little guy's handsome appearance, he suddenly knew who it was... The future "Twilight Boy", Robert Pattinson!

  In the future, a part of "Harry Potter" made glasses man and N people popular, among whom there was an inconspicuous guy who played the role of an excellent student in the magic school. Unfortunately, he had bad luck, others became famous but he didn't, continuing to play small roles. Until 2008, this young man's fortune changed, relying on his performance as "vampire boy" Edward Cullen in "Twilight", he became a dazzling rising star.

  No need to doubt, this star figure with a strong flavor of turning over is Robert Pattinson.

  No surprise here, it's probably this little brat in front of me.

  "Second question, how did you end up here?"

  "Oh, it's my uncle who brought me here, he works here and says he's a big star, bringing me to take a look."

  "Your uncle?"

  "Is that so? He's called Big Bird Lucci, how come you don't know him? He says he's a big star, and nobody in Hollywood doesn't recognize him! Of course, except for those newcomers who just arrived in Hollywood!" Little Robert said with a proud blink of his eyes.

  Yi Feiyang was crying and laughing, if I remember correctly, Da Niao Lu Qi is the male lead of this adult film, it's the same guy who is about to play "SpongeBob SquarePants". Who would have thought that he actually knows how to put on airs and pretend to be a big star? Moreover, he even brought his nephew to this kind of filming location, what kind of education is this?!

  "Cough cough, I know him, of course! Indeed, he's a big star!" Yi Feiyang smiled and said, "But do you know what he's filming here?"

  "Hmm, he said it's an action movie, the kind that's really explosive... I like action movies, especially Sylvester Stallone. I've seen "First Blood" seven times! And his "Rocky" is also great... My uncle said he's also like Sylvester Stallone, but his opponents are all women, very tough women. Uncle said they all practice a kind of kung fu called "Xī Xīng Dà Fǎ", and every time it makes him go soft... I really don't get it, what's so scary about women? The Soviet boxing champion and the Vietnamese people, those are the ones who are truly scary!"

  Yi Feiyang was quickly defeated by the little kid in front of him and sighed: "Your uncle is a genius!"

  "Yes, he himself said that he is a talent, those screenwriters who don't use him are idiots...... And that new idiot screenwriter, insisted on doing reshoots, making all his previous scenes go to waste!" Little Robert said in a grown-up tone.

  "Stupid script?" Yi Feiyang's eyebrows furrowed.

  Little Robert's eyes rolled around, "You wouldn't be that...that silly fool, would you?"

  "What did you say?" Yì Fēi Yáng glared at him.

  "Haha, actually I was just kidding earlier. My uncle said the new scriptwriter is really good, kind-hearted and gentle..."

  "Code, keep coding."

  "That's all... and... I'm sorry, I couldn't think of anything else." Little Robert looked down at his toes in distress.

  Yi Feiyang looked at him without saying a word.

  Little Robert looked at Yi Fei Yang and saw that he was really down, so he stood on tiptoes and patted Yi Fei Yang's shoulder like a little adult. "Hey, buddy, I know you're very angry and sad now, but don't take it to heart, everyone gets scolded sometimes, like me, Uncle Luchi often scolds me as a 'troublemaker'..."

  "Hey, troublemaker! Where are you?" Just then, Cao Cao arrived. Big Bird Lu Qi happened to appear at this time.

  "Uncle, I'm over here." Robert waved at him.

  "Ah, you're here! You little scamp, I've been searching for you all morning! I told you not to run around wildly..." Big Bird Luchi chuckled and walked over, only to find that Yi Feiyang was also there.

  "Screenwriter, what brings you here?"

  "I'm chatting with your nephew."

  "Oh, what's up?"

  Yi Feiyang hadn't even spoken yet when Little Robert chimed in, "We're talking about who's the biggest idiot!" Bird Uncle's mouth was agape.