A long time later, spin-off naming
Inspired by a post on the Turtle Official Website, readers gave names to Weiwei and Xiaonai's children. I saw a friend name their child "Xiao Baobei" and thought it was interesting, so I casually imagined an extra chapter.
Time passed several years after the end of this article...
Time passed several years after the end of this article...
Time passed several years after the end of this article...
Xiao Baobei
Professor Lin was overjoyed today, why? His wife is pregnant! Professor Lin was thrilled, he himself became a father at the age of twenty and thought that was early enough, but unexpectedly his wife is now forty-seven and about to become a grandmother.
Professor Lin was in no mood for work that day, and went around finding people to subtly show off to. Each person had to listen for at least ten minutes. By lunchtime, the entire history department knew, and by evening when classes ended, all of A University's teachers knew about this astonishing good news: the Xiao family was going to produce another genius.
After class, Professor Lin rushed to his son's house nearby with an old Xinhua Dictionary.
Welcomed by his daughter-in-law, Professor Lin sat down on the sofa, with his son and daughter-in-law sitting opposite him. Professor Lin looked at his daughter-in-law with extra kindness, oh dear, he had liked her from the moment he saw her, and now he likes her even more. Nowadays, young people, especially those who are pretty, pay attention to their figure and whatnot, which one is willing to have a baby so quickly? None of them are like his daughter-in-law.
Professor Lin looked at Weiwei from head to toe and then spoke kindly: "I came today to discuss the name of your child."
She saw her mother-in-law enter with a Xinhua Dictionary and was mentally prepared, so she wasn't surprised.
"But I've already thought of a name on the way."
Professor Lin smiled proudly and said, "What's wrong with being called Xiao Bao Bei?"
Slightly startled.
What is called "vulgarity is elegance" and what is called "great skill appears clumsy", this name has it all. Professor Lin was too pleased with himself, thinking that he had chosen a truly extraordinary name. Afraid that his son and daughter-in-law would not understand the merits of this name, Professor Lin hastened to explain in detail.
"Wife, look, this name has your surname in it, people will know at a glance that you gave birth to him."
A faint smile...
"Son, look, put your daughter-in-law's name in your grandson's name, and people will know at a glance that you love your wife."
Xiao Nai: ……
Professor Lin thought the more he thought about this name, the more satisfied he was. The meaning is good and beautiful, and it sounds smooth when read aloud. It's too suitable for his long-awaited grandson. However, naming is a matter of a lifetime, so it must be taken seriously.
"I called up a friend who is well-versed in name studies and asked him again."
Professor Lin was apparently overexcited today, and as he spoke, he picked up the phone beside the sofa and started dialing. After a while, he became voluble on the phone with someone.
Across from the sofa, Weiwei was still in a daze, Xiao Nai approached her and whispered in her ear: "Can I go to the room to play games?"
He actually wanted to leave her alone to deal with his mother! She glared at him slightly: "One person does things, one person takes responsibility, you dare to run away."
Xiao Nai's eyebrows slightly raised, a hint of smile flashed in his eyes, and he intentionally slowed down his speech: "Are you sure it was just me who did it?"
……
Can you be more shameless? Her eyes expressed her contempt subtly.
Able. The great god expressed his realm with language. "Madam, calm down, I must..." paused, "dare to do dare to bear."
Professor Lin has already communicated with Master Xuan and hung up the phone, saying happily: "The master said that this name is good, I think it's settled then. It's suitable for both boys and girls."
"Oh God, no! She shouldn't be resented by her own child for the rest of her life." Just as Weiwei was thinking of a suitable way to refuse, Xiao Nai beat her to it and flatly refused: "No way."
"How can it not be?" was vetoed by his son, Professor Lin was very angry.
"Homophone."
Looking at him with a hint of suspicion, no way, such an awkward name, and there's actually someone else with the same name?
Professor Lin was also very suspicious, and under the distrustful gaze of the two women, Xiao Nai calmly said: "I've already met someone with this name, yesterday I even called out to her several times."
It's almost certain, the great god is talking nonsense. Yesterday was a weekend and it rained, they stayed at home as a couple all day, where would they know someone named "Xiao Baobei" anyway, and even called out several times...
Wait!
Baby Xiao, Baby Xiao...... Little Treasure...... Treasure......
No way!
A faint flash of last night and many previous nights' fragments in her mind, she looked at someone with suspicion, and that person gave her a elegant smile.
A faint smile appeared on her face then——
Flushed
It's all over
It's purple
……
Finally, someone's foot was ruthlessly trampled on.
"Is the name really heavy? That's not good, my grandson's name must be unique." Without noticing his wife's strange expression, Professor Lin flipped through the dictionary again, worried: "What should I call him after all?"
The night is getting darker, it's almost rush hour, my mom has been wandering around for a long time, and my dad is still at home with an empty stomach. So Xiaonai said bluntly: "Doesn't he have hands? Wait until he gives birth to himself, let him turn over by himself."
…………
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Some mother: How did I give birth to such a son?
Some wife: How did I marry such a husband?
Certain... fertilized egg: How did I end up with such a dad, I want to be reborn! (┬┬＿┬┬)
Author has something to say: This article doesn't have a ah... Micro is just pregnant... Cough, everyone wants to be cautious.
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