Part31

  System: Leishen Ni Ni, one smile is enough, Lu Wei is gentle, true water has no fragrance, Xiao Yu is strong and supports the weak, beheading demons and eliminating evil spirits, defeating the ghostly old woman of Youming, rescuing the common people from water and fire, divine merit covers the world, prestige shakes the rivers and lakes.

  World:

  [The Captain]: Did I see it wrong?

  [SC Panda]: Oh no, the system has a bug!

  [I've played for so long and just found out that this game allows duplicate names.]

  [Not wearing pants is so cool]: Damn, I just went to wash a pair of underwear and when I came back, I couldn't keep up with the times anymore.

  [Panda SC]: Shocking, Brother Cool actually has underwear!

  It's so cool not wearing pants.

  [Invincible Foolish Blade]: Wife, let's get back together! These few people are all working together to defeat the boss, what reason do we have not to be together?! Get back together, get back together, I love you, wife!

  Team:

  [Lü Weiwei]: Nini, we're leaving, if anything comes up just call me, if I'm not around then look for Naihe ^_^

  [Ni Ni]: Ah!!!! Is it possible????

  [One Smile]: Alright.

  [Reed slightly]: ^_^, we left, 8

  [Lei Shen Ni]: Wait a minute, we haven't divided up the dropped equipment yet.

  The atmosphere in the cave was eerie, and I didn't want to stay any longer. Before NiNi could even distribute the equipment, I left the instance with NaiHe. Looking at the quiet white-robed pianist beside me, I asked, "What's next?"

  "Just a moment, I'm on the phone."

  Phone?

  "Uh, you weren't on the phone just now when we were fighting the boss, were you?"

  She made a casual inquiry, but the great god's matter-of-fact "uh-huh" completely defeated her. It was actually true...

  She thought for a moment, and really couldn't imagine: "......how can one hand operate?"

  "…headphones."

  "Oh, I see, you can use headphones to answer the phone. I was slightly embarrassed and hurriedly said: 'You go ahead and take it.'"

  Although I didn't plan to stay online for too long, the words "log off" just wouldn't appear in my mind. Instead, the image of a great god wearing headphones and calmly answering phone calls kept floating vividly before my eyes. He can even multitask while on the phone and perform such powerful operations - to some extent, this great god has already become incredibly overpowered >o

  She involuntarily lost her composure and the red-clad heroine on the screen also sat quietly beside the pianist, her red skirt fluttering gently.

  "After a moment, the white-clothed pianist said: 'Weiwei, tomorrow I'm going to Shanghai.'"

  It was only eleven o'clock, and the canteen near the library had already formed a long queue. Weiwei and her roommate stood at the end of the queue, looking at the crowded crowd in front of them, sighing.

  Er Xi lined up behind her, with a sly smile: "Hey hey hey, even if your great god is not here, you don't have to sigh when eating with us!"

  In that case, Weiwei had already heard it several times when she was studying with them in the morning, so she didn't feel anything and simply looked up to see what food the cafeteria had today.

  Er Xi saw that she didn't react and asked even more slyly: "Wei Wei, how far have you progressed with your family's great god?"

  "...we've just known each other for a week, okay?!"

  "Two hours after meeting and you've already confirmed your relationship. At this speed, if you know each other for a week, the kid will be born."

  "In short, nothing has been found, and the soy sauce shop is still nowhere to be seen."

  Xiao Ling didn't believe it: "Impossible, is Xiao Da Shen planning to boil a frog in warm water?"

  Slightly

  Xiao Ling thought about it more and more, and it made sense: "That's right, it must be like that. First, the big fire boils it open, then the small fire slowly cooks it, and sooner or later, it will eat away this frog!"

  Er Xi also figured out the taste: "Makes sense, Da Shen's strategic estimate is like this, first comes a lightning war, now playing an infiltration war, hehehe." Her expression suddenly became cheap: "Wei Wei, when are you going to talk about a protracted war?!"

  "Really? First it's a storm that makes you lose your way, then it's a gentle rain that makes you dizzy, what kind of rain will come next?"

  In her diligent contemplation, four words suddenly emerged in her mind for some reason.

  Wushan Cloud and Rain

  ……

  Then magnificently speechless.

  "Protracted war, protracted war, protracted, protracted."

  They still didn't understand her profound meaning, and with a "pu" sound, a boy who had been standing behind them all along suddenly spat.

  Four pairs of eyes looked at him together.

  He was a tall boy with a doll-like face and big eyes, just like a high school student. He had been secretly following them before, and Er Xi and the others had seen many boys like him who were too timid to make a move when they were together with Weiwei, so they didn't pay much attention to him.

  The boy was stared at by them, his pale face suddenly turned red, scratched his head, and said to Weiwei with great embarrassment: "Haha, San Shu, I didn't expect him."

  Slightly disheveled.

  What's wrong with him? Hao Mei? Dashen Shouyou?! The one she knows?! No way! He stared at her slightly, and he had heard everything they just discussed?! Ahhh, how embarrassing.

  And also...

  He faintly recalled Moza's description of his appearance, saying he was even blacker than a coal ball, and then looked at the white figure in front of him...

  Got slightly angry.

  "Alright, this guy has never told the truth from start to finish. Yesterday, he even fabricated military information to frame her. With a mix of old and new grudges, Weiwei smiled slightly and said slowly: 'So it's... beautiful... Master Brother~~'"

  Then...

  Under everyone's astonished gaze, Mozata's pale doll-like face was completely twisted.

  A few minutes later, Mozhata was gnawing on a piece of cabbage in the dim corner of the cafeteria, and angrily pulled out his mobile phone to report to someone: Your wife is flirting with me.

  Someone soon replied: Fine, I don't mind being teased.

  Mozart spat out a mouthful of blood at once.

  It has to be said that in terms of being infuriating to the point of death, these two are truly a match made in heaven.

  There was no news from Xiaonai all day, and in the evening, Weiwei returned from self-study and couldn't help but play the game again. Of course, Xiaonai wasn't there, so Weiwei ran to their house, rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers in the garden, and wandered around for a while.

  Yu Gong and his friends went online, and Wei Wei joined them. After giving Yu Gong and the Monkey Wine God Beast, they started doing instances while having a very uninformative conversation.

  Yu Gong: "The new instant noodles from Master Husk are not delicious."

  "Instant noodles have also been pirated?"

  Monkey wine: "He is a pig so he eats bran master, we eat..."

  Yu Gong: "Alas, I'm no match for Old Three now. Fine wine in hand, beautiful women surrounding me."

  "......"

  Mo Zha ate a small loss today and made an effort to provoke: "Third sister, don't be angry, we'll help you educate him when we get back."

  A faint smile

  Weiwei: "Yu Gong used this idiom correctly for once."

  The foolish old man was indignant: "I didn't use idioms, okay?!"

  "You can't be too demanding of me, four words is already an idiom..."

  "Actually, this idiom thing is because I had a psychological shadow in my childhood."

  Monkey Wine: "What's the difference between psychological shadow and psychological perversion?"

  The foolish old man ignored him and sadly said, "Everyone knows the idiom 'the Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains', it's about an old man leading his whole family to dig a hole every day..."

  He hastily stopped his elementary education: "Just know, no need to explain."

  "Oh, you know that's good, I'm not called Yu Banshan, so I always say it's Yugong moving the mountain, and because of this, I was punished by my language teacher many times (angrily)"

  "......Your shadow is simpler than me releasing toxic gases."

  Mo Zha: "......It turns out that being brain-damaged starts from a young age."

  Wei Wei: "I'm magnanimous, I won't say anything..."

  The foolish old man went to a corner in great indignation and grew mushrooms.

  Mo Zha didn't give up and kept asking Weiwei: "Third sister, are you really at ease with Lao San? That Shanghai's world of flowers, the turbulent waves of the wine party..."

  "He didn't go to upgrade the Wind Teng system?"

  Mo Zha was surprised: "Third Aunt, you also know!"

  She certainly knows it.

  The plane of Dashen at 8:30, but at 7 o'clock, he even took her to have breakfast and informed her about the travel arrangement and the number of days she would be away.

  Then he walked away calmly and unhurriedly.

  "Third Sister, you only know one side of the story and not the other. What's the point of upgrading him?" Monkey Wine said: "I heard that Feng Teng's boss is going to help Old Three introduce a big client, so he decided to go at the last minute."

  "Haha, if we can get this project, Lao San's wife is already in the bag."

  Mo Zha sang along with him, intentionally pretending to be very surprised: "The old lady wants so much?!"

  "The other family wants to marry a beauty, a beauty."

  Weiwei had a strong urge to retort, but facing the provocation of "non-superior" people, Weiwei has never lost. She sent a smiling expression and said: "No way, the superior one doesn't have ideals, doesn't want to marry a rich woman."

  Yu Gong: "..."

  One minute later, someone who was attending a banquet in Shanghai far away received another message on his mobile phone: "Your wife bullied me."

  Xiao Nai subtly put his phone back into his bag, a faint smile playing on the corners of his mouth.

  It seems someone is having a great time when he's not around.

  However, someone in B city who was living a happy life suddenly became extremely sad due to Er Xi's sudden cry: "My god, Weiwei, quickly go on the school forum."

  It's indeed updated before next Wednesday... If everything goes smoothly, I'll update again before next Wednesday~~~

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