“So two years. You’ve let a skrull agent lead SHIELD for two years to gather information.”

  Nick looked at Hawkeye who just asked an obvious question. The sed Nick stopped the Avengers initiative he should have known he was a fake. I met him twid I knew he wasn’t the real Fury. I guess you just don’t think your boss be a secret alien double agent.

  “Yes, and the jizzard wizard here killing the skrull me let them know we’re on to them.” I almost yell. “No fug way the jizzard wizard be my hero name. Don’t even joke about that until I get my hero name o to Times square and yell out your social security number.”

  “You don’t ha-.” I cut him off. “299-45-” “Alright then no to jizzard wizard but you’ll owe me one.” I let him know. “If you decide to hire me.” He pulled at a box from his pocket before saying. “You’re already hired. I’ll grab your credit card once I get this cigar lit.” He flicked a cssic zippo lighter and puffed a quarter of a stogie in one go before breathing out a huge smoke cloud.

  I couldn’t help but smile when Nick smoked again. He didn’t because of people petitioning the removal of most smoking and they wouldn’t let him in the marvel movies. It was a huge part of his character in the cssid it just suited him. After the war a rge number of people started smoking again to cope so it sort of rolled back the outcries a little.

  “You don’t mind if I smoke in here?” He asked, having almost finished his cigar. “Not at all but.” I floated a little dy dish over to him. “ you not ash on my floor please, it's new. I don’t want it to lose that new skrull blood smell.”

  Unceremoniously Bck Widow ehe house. Nick pulled out my credit card and ha over. We all sat back down and I retty much doh the day. I asked. “Why am I still here?” Nick ashed his cigar and waved Natasha at my fridge. She grabbed two beers before he said to grab the rest of the six pack.

  “What do you mean? You’re a big part of this. You met the skrull twid k wasn’t me even though you never met me. I guess you’ve got a good sniffer for this kind of shit so figure it as your job interview for SHIELD.” I ugh internally. Even now he’s trying to pinch pennies.

  “I want a million now to help with this. I also want to be just a sultant. I’m too busy to be sent on missions. I’ll make a bunagical equipment and tell yuys how to make and use it then maybe steal some for myself for prote. I mean you ’t have the head of yical department running around unarmed right?”

  “The million we do but I also want you to go over that updated list you were talking about with skrull me. I need information on who to poach for the avenger’s initiative.” I rolled it around in my head.

  “You should call in every single member of SHIELD and have them cut themselves in front of you while having a telepath read their memories when you mention HYDRA. If all else fails I think my method would work for weeding out the mind trolled HYDRA agents at least. If you holy want to cripple HYDRA you should cut off their money sources and shem.”

  “What do you mean by that?” Natasha asked as she popped the of beer open. I expin more. “Well HYDRA is a German anizatioo Hitler. Do you know who joins HYDRA? People who don’t know shit about HYDRA. You publicly link them to the Nazi party and the people who would go in for the HYDRA interview a brainwashed now might call a their recruitment agency. Also getting a bill passed that any businesses linked with supp HYDRA will have their assets seized will stop most of the ine.”

  I think about it more. “Actually putting your two enemies against each other should be the way to go. They both probably know about each other. If you pnt some false evidehat HYDRA was the one who killed their man and pretend like you’re a secret HYDRA they might end up fighting each other. We also kill Alexander Pierd bme it on the skrull so they start fighting each other.”

  Nick stopped drinking beer mid gulp when I said the st part. I mentioned. “Oh yea Alexander Pierce is like y pert HYDRA. Also one of the presidential didates and most top brass in the military and branches of gover… Me panies have HYDRA agents as CEO’s… You guys really fucked up not squashing them like bugs in WW2.”