As we got about five minutes from the nding zone we were beeping to alert us we were being fired on. The small private jet most likely didn’t have anti-missile fres and that is firmed by the sudden jolt as the rocket rips the back of the pne apart. The depression rips some of us out as I shout the code phrase again. “Shout I’m Mary Poppins y'all before you spt!”

  I teleport around the pne ripping people's seatbelts off of them before flinging them towards the exit. Just as I get everyo I remember that there is obviously a pilot and rush to the cockpit. After fumbling to get him out of the seat I just rip the entire seat from the ground and teleport out just before we hit the water.

  I blink bad frabbing people as they float down towards the water or are ier already and pce them on the beach. We’re immediately shot at and people begin to soak up bullets like their lives depended on it. I mao get a magical shield up but it was sug too much mana.

  A tank shell nds beside us and I have to use one of my tingencies or risk someone else dying on this mission. I open up a portal to one of the side rooms of my mansion a one of my big guns walkthrough. He takes a look around to get his bearings before I let him loose. “Solomon. you go break those big green things over there? Try not to kill the people ihey’re probably kids.”

  He starts running and shouts before jumping in the air. “Solomon like pying with army men!” He nds right in front of a tank and takes a shot directly but it barely pushes him back. The amount of fire we receive dramatically falls as they aim at the giant gray zombie that just ripped the top part of the tank off before smashing it down onto another one.

  I teleport over and start grabbing people. The ohat look like adults I snap their necks and the kids I strip their guns off them. After doing so with about a hundred of them I headed bad handed out the military clothing they were wearing and several walkie-talkies as they spoke mostly Luganda and some Swahili.

  I started giving misinformation to the eelling them we were being attacked on some of the walkie-talkies while saying we were fine ohers. Saying the forces were hundreds strong while saying it was a handful of people on another. I could speak those nguages because I snapped enough necks to absorb an almost college-level uanding of them.

  After spreading the misinformation the ohing I made sure of was that the big gray monster was real and we needed help dealing with him. I doubted anyone on this side of the ti could hurt Solomo alone kill him so I was just going to let him have his fun fighting the army while we snuck past. After going through his memories I knew he had a soft spot for kids so would try his best to not kill any out of the bunch.

  I make sure we s clothes to blend ier before looking at the shell-shocked members of the suicide squad again. B and Savant pissed themselves out of fear. Doctor Curt ers begins to vomit at the age that just happened. I ask them. “You guys good? It looks like this might be your first warzone. Don’t worry the shell shock from the sudden almost deaths over and ain will wear off even-.”

  I get a shield up just in time to stop the reinforts who caught us ging clothes from riddling them with bullets. Me and King Shark would have been fine, maybe Doctor ors as well but everyone else would have been dead by now except… How the hell has Harley not been hit yet?

  As I look at all of them closer as I fire the stolen guns killing the reinforts I notice all of them have cracks on their bullet stoppers except for Harley. I questioned. “How the hell haven’t you been hit yet Harley? Everyone else has been shot enough to die three times except for you.”

  Finally, the group stops ag like a bunch of chis with their heads cut off. They start to actually do something as Deadshot, Harley, and King Shark start firing on the enemies. “I’ve just always been this sort of lucky ever since Mr. J and I got together. You think that has something to do with it?” One of the men tried to throw a gre I telekiically kept dropping it at his feet as he more and more frantically tried to throw it away until it blew up.

  “Yeah, that probably has something to do with it. I think you somehow got access to a force but I don’t know what type of force it is. Poison Ivy is the Green which you could say is the nature force. You… You have access to the chaos fory god, it makes so much sense! You literally reality so you're less likely to get hurt, how the fuck did you not notice that?”

  I threw a fireball grenade I had the magic department make and burned anroup as they ran towards us making them break and flee from us. Harley screams at me. “How the fuck was I supposed to know that!?” Instead of reloading she just threw the gun, managing to hit someone and causing him to flinch before pig up another and killing him.

  Deadshot picks off the stragglers just before they clear the hill and we finish dressing in the army fatigues before heading deeper into the try. The disguises are flimsy at best, anyone who looked at roup for a sed would knoeren’t actually part of the dictator's army. From a dista would be hard to tell and the one sed of them not shooting would be enough for me to get shields up.

  I whisper yell at her as we run. “Oh, I don’t know Harley! Maybe when you fell from a five-story building and hit a clothesline slowing your fall before nding in a garbage dumpster full of cardboard? This isn’t a Loounes skit. Who the fuck hangs clothes out to dry in New York? How many other times would a normal perso you somehow lived pletely unscathed?”

  She ts on her fingers ically as we run before saying. “Over a hundred I’d guess. Wow, that's crazy! How have I never noticed I have luck-based superpowers.” I humm in disagreement. “If you want to get teical it’s more like you have access to reality ing magid use it unsciously to protect yourself. I wonder if the chemicals you and the Joker were dunked in had anything to do with your access to the chaos force.”

  She asks, starting tle to breathe as she runs and talks. “What’s the difference?” I think about it before I give her an answer. “There’s a hero with a luck-based power and she’ll never be able to fly or be more than a normal human. There’s a vilin with access to magid a simir power but she’s still fairly human and o learn new magic to use it. It’s a lot of effort to do anything outside of probability manipution.”

  I use telekinesis and gravity manipution to take about forty pounds off everyone so they’ll be able to run for a longer period as I tinue. “You have access to agic through the chaos force. Right now you’re unsciously using it to stop yourself from dying but you should be able to alter reality around you to some degree. Make yourself weigh less, maybe fly eventually. Make an attack ght through you as you make yourself or the objetangible.”

  Two explosions sound out behind us as two human-shaped objects emerged from the debris cloud. Two identical looking-.

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