We finished dressing and slowly walked towards the park. I would rather not have my secret getaway fuck pad destroyed because they were upset they were losing. I hope they were watg me as I unfurled a big b and started setting up the piic I had prepared. Eh, we were going to o eat anyway. We might as well make the most of needing to leave the house.

  We were sitting on our b as I fed Carol before the first wave of ninjas attacked us. Taking them out and sitting back doere greeted with the sed wave. Then before we could even turn around greeted by the third wave. Waves became a flood of ninjas as I made a game out of breaking the same leg on all that I fought against.

  So they just had a thousand ninjas waiting around nearby in case somethi wrong. What the actual fuck. I called out. “What the fuck, are you guys ants? You guys don’t have anythier to do than wait around for me?” As if to spite me even more tio show up. I really regret having Carol here now. I wish I could just ht kill these men for making the mistake of fighting against me.

  We fought fht hours straight. There were piles ninjas as Carol began breaking their legs in the same spot as well. This couldn’t be cost-effective. We had to take down over five thousand ninjas. They couldn’t have more than twice that amount iy. As if to prove me wrong another wave of mindless ninjas appear.

  I call out. “Yo, I’m getting bored of this. I’m going to take this phone here. You ask him for his o talk to me, I’ll be hiding in SHIELD until this shitstorm blows over.” I made a portal and teleported me and Carol out of that mess. I still couldn’t my head around it. Was that their entire pn? Just throw numbers at me for a reason I didn’t even know. What the hell did they want?

  I yawned as I scratched my back. I walked over to the inter before clig it on. It would ping up to Director Carter’s secretary. “Yo Bab’s. If some ninjas show up, give me a call. I’ll go deal with them. They’re attag me for some reason… I don’t know why. I’m gon some sleep until then.”

  I turned back towards Carol and gave her a big smile before trying to be cheerful. “Well, sorry about the awful first date. The fights normally happen before the sex, not during.” She walked over and put a piece of paper in my pants pocket. She made sure to take her time as her hand explored. With the same pyful smirk that was always on my face, she gave me bedroom eyes before saying. “Let’s pick back up where we left off after you get this thing sorted out.”

  I watched her walk out of the room before I cursed loudly to myself. “Fug cock blog ninjas.” The few magical stists still awake in the main room look over at me. I say loud enough for everyoo hear. “Sorry about that. It’s just ninjas showed up to kidnap me right as I was in the middle of having sex… I guess most of the time I’m having sex so it was more likely to happen than not but still!”

  About four hours of sleep ter I finally got the phone call. Without stating anything else the guy on the phone said. “Meet back at the park.” With that, the phone hung up. God, I hate the mysterious aura they’re trying to exude. I am one of the hundred, I know who the leaders are and how they got beat by the frat bro CEO Danny Rand.

  The moment I teleport in a hundred flying shurikens e in my dire also several hundred bullets. The maiion is, how did they kly where I would teleport? The answer is they didn’t. The entire park was just filled end to end with ninjas. Like two hundred and fifty thousand ninjas.

  I teleported away and called the guy back. “That was your pn? Are you fug stupid?” The man didn’t speak for a few seds before asking. “ you e back to the park?” I could only sit in plete bewildered silence. I knew cultivators were stupid pared to other people but this is insane. “ you put someoh a brain on the phone? You clearly have brain damage and I don’t uand your pn.”

  Some shuffling before a oke. “e back I promise we won't fire on you.” I let her speak as I worked on a trag spell. “We only want to work together. Yada yada yada. Bh bh bh. Charlie Brown adult talking. *Statioise*. A monkey aggressively screeg. Be Cumberbatch saying penguins incorrectly. Loud moaning from Cassandra.”

  I shifted through my different baffles as I didn’t listen to the dogshit she was saying. I knew she just wao lure me back to an ambush. I portaled into a building overlooking the park. A dozen or so higher-ups sat around looking into the park all turowards me. One by oelekiically lifted them up and crushed their throats.

  I couldn’t reize any of them. Sure they had a paltry amount of plot armor but it was almost negligible. The only ohought I knew would have been a whip-wielding woman named Whip I think. She wasn’t attractive so I squashed her head as well. It was hard to tell if these guys were special. In the ics, they’d have insane es that made them stick out instead of a white shirt and jeans redheaded man or a mousey girl in a red top and biker shorts.

  The info I was abs from them retty good. I know the leader was that headless guy right there and that these guys overlooking what was happening was the sed circle of the hand. We’re dealing with Xianxia logiow. They have to kill a potential threat no matter if they could have made a deal with them. They tried overwhelmih numbers.

  I killed the sed circle guys and found another voluted ranking system. Now I o keep killing my the circles(not reted to the magic circles) I did get some good info from them at least. The way they use chi is really, really funny. They thought the only way to gain chi was through fighting.

  Unless you had insaal trol you would only be able to gather chi at a thousandth the rate of actually meditating. These were still fodder though so they were probably taught incorrectly on purpose to cripple their growth. Xianxia's rules were to keep everythi, backstab everyone you get the ce to, and make the dumbest decisions possible every time. So far they’re going along perfectly with the pybook.

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