How the fuck did he sneak up on me? I raise my hands and my smirk turns to a frown as I see who it is. Jonah Hex. Once again hoas he not pinging on any of my enhanced senses? As if to answer my question. “Injun magic.” “Holy fuck dude Talluh Bck talks like a normal person, you guys went through history at a normal speed you must know that’s extremely offensive.”

  Jonah Hex just spits a big mouthful of tobacto the floor before saying. “T-aint nothing bout it. Jus the way I talk.” He clicked over the other revolver aiming at my head before I cut him off before he shot. “That wanted poster is no longer valid. The group that put the hit out on me is gone. Bakuto, the man who put the hit out on me is dead.”

  Noas a pg this crazed man over just snapping his neck? One, I could feel his plot armor w against that. Two, he’s fug murdered Superman before. ces are he has some shit in py that take down supers as strong as me. I ask. “Those normal bullets in that gun?” I just chuckled. “What you think?”

  How do I py this? I think he’ll still be aware enough if I make a portal under his feet, I ’t teleport away, something is stopping me. Probably the injun magic. What the actual fuck though, I don’t remember learning about that with my magical knowledge. Alright, well besides that it’s probably a drug or something I still o think this through.

  Two guns poi the bay head, if I make any sudden moves he’s likely to pull the trigger. Super old-timey guy, probably super homophobic. Maybe self-scious about his looks. I decide to telekiically pull his pants down. Without even looking at what happened he just keeps his guns on me as he says. “I ’t y guns any more than they are. Jus imagine another cog noise right now.”

  I hear another set of revolvers cock as Talluh Btered from the er. “It would probably sound something like that yeah?” As if the start of a storm, the rest of the women I fucked started to pile into the room. Like that one se in Avengers Endgame where all the females protect the gauhey also show up to ‘protect the package’.

  I think I could have escaped but now I didn’t have to as he dropped his gun. “I know when I’m beat. Aint killin all these beautys prote their man. Don quite uand it myself but if ain’t no one payin the bounty ain’t no reason to spill blood in front of all these pretty dies.” Ahh yea, Jonah Hex’s weakness was women.

  As he left he kept tipping his hat to them as they kept ing in. “Ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, ma’am.” I couldn’t help but burst out ughing at how things pyed out. I just had to go kill a demon now and everything would be over.

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  Gon sat iation in front of a cra reality abs as much of the demoniergy as he could tthen his body. He was being a vessel for the Beast. One of the two swords on his back was the legendary bde Godkiller which most certainly didn’t live up to the only made a god bleed. Grasscutter, the other sword on his back, had killed a god before.

  An unassuming orb rolled to his side and as it exploded the demonic corruption was ripped from his body killing him in the process.

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  I couldn’t help but gloat over his corpse. “I’m pnning to fuck up Trigon and you think an inplete vessel stand against the ons I’m making to defeat him?” That bomb was so powerful the crack was blown open and even ihe named arch demon inside. I grabbed the two swords and ran into the pocket hell dimension.

  With no fanfare, I pluhe two swords into his body as I maniacally chuckled. What kind of morowo ons that kill him right at the front door of his realm being protected by a normal ass man? Well, not all demohinkers like Mephisto. He tried to fight back but I just kept cutting into him. What a stupid way to end a stupid fight I didn’t even want in the first pce.

  Somehow Grasscutter absorbed some of the demoniergy in his body as it sealed a portion of his strength in itself. It regais distinctive red-tinged glow rep itself back up to full power. I bound Grasscutter to me and pced Godsyer into my on ste. Now the two legendary bdes had a wielder of equal caliber wielding them…

  Was that too pretentious? I mean, I was definitely not the best swordsman on the p but these things were like owning a piece of history. Even if I just put them up on the wall as decorations they’d be more useful than whatever the fuck the Hand was doing with them. I sigh as I was finally doh this ninja business.

  Over the week, I rolled out my pns on how to ge the Hand from a criminal anization into a cultivator MLM pany. They would bey salesman and try to hire other salesmen to get increased disted prices on the pills. The entire business went from training and being misled by their peers to selling advanced orders of the chi pills… And also misleading each other to try a ahead.

  They had to join the Hand to get the dist on the pills and while ten pert doesn’t sound like much the pills that would allow someoo begin gathering chi cost ten thousand dolrs. Even just joining the purchase the first pills would have them signing a tract. Almost no one would read the entire tract but if they did they’d see that they would offer chi and prayers up to me whehey tried to gather chi.

  Most would take it as a joke more than a magically binding tract but I wao see if I could start gaining divinity to py with. There just wasn’t enough known about it and even though it was a magic source its secrets were still hidden from me. I think if I were to break into divinity though I would learn enough to make myself a powerful god in just a few years if I wao. While I could take it or leave it, the idea itself retty .

  It was only a very small portion of chi, about one pert of what they would gather. Even then most would be burned up just making it to me but at the same time, it was millions of people doing it. In the few days ohe pills roll out for early testing, I would see how effective it was on a micro-scale before it was ready to be unched as a product.

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