Harley’s Point of View

  I couldn’t believe how successful Ivy and I have bee. It’s like even just pretending to be nid people want to eat any shit we peddle. I bet we could literally sell our branded shit and it would sell out. We were at another project she was w on. Poison Ivy had gotten really into the celebrity persona and was making actual ges in the world.

  She ran a campaign to pnt a hundred million trees in deforested areas and we pulled two hundred million pounds of garbage from the o. We did another up of cities where people could send in a video of them ing and we’d pile a video that Poison Ivy would thank all those who participated. She got a bunch of other celebrities and YouTubers to help with her projects so far and every single one was signal boosted to hed back.

  We had bee the most famous YouTuber duo and both had over two hundred million subscribers. We made several additional els with different nguages and the message from each video reached all across the world as a sudden influx of new people began pnting trees and ing up garbage. Eaew nguage would get another video pition that the voice actors for Poison Ivy and I would thank.

  Right now we are visiting Africa to help signal boost an endangered species. Our camera gal kept zooming in on Poison Ivy’s breasts as she spoke. “This is the bck rhinoceros. Due to poachers hunting them for their horns to make boner pills, they have bee endangered. As a chemist, I tell you that process doesn’t work and the effects are all pcebo.” She kept zooming in cuttiween the rhinos behind her and Poison Ivy’s tits.

  I’m really gd we got a camera gal who knew what she was doing, the videos with her tits as the thumbnail always get millions more views. It just doesn’t make sense we got to put a fake shocked face as well as a red circle and arrows but that was just the cost of doing business baby. She kept going through her written speech as we suddenly heard gunshots.

  A group of poachers came barreling down the road as the guides we hired and poacher hunters went to their positions to defend the rhinos. Ivy’s stant on-s smile broke as she looked at them like they were already dead. As much as she had calmed down, she still hated people actively making the world a worse pce.

  I worked my way over to her and gave her a big hug t her back as I whispered in her ear. “We still make this video about the endangered species. You just have to cut the part where we kill them.” Her smile went ba her face as I noticed the malicious gleam in her eye. She spoke loud enough for the camera to pick up. “As we speak, poachers are ing to try and kill these poor animals.”

  She looked over towards the gunshots with fake pani her expression. “We’ll have to cut away and bunker down while the rhino’s guardians try their best to fight off the poachers. We’ll be right back… Uhe worst happens. Cut the feed.” She made a gesture and the camera went up to signal it had been turned off. I made sure she wasn’t filming still, we already had to get rid of one cameraman because he was trying to bckmail us with off-s problems.

  Poison Ivy took in a deep breath as she began jogging towards the vehicle and I followed right after. We clear the gate and just keep running towards the jeep the poachers are using. I ’t help but cackle at how unlucky these fuckers are. The day they decide to try and harvest some horns two fug superhumans show up and annihite their group.

  I have to remind her. “Leave one alive. We got to find out if there are any more of them.”

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  I y iill ected with my first love in this world. Natasha id on top of me resting, she was at a point where I had to be more careful with her. She is still months away from having our baby so I couldn’t go all out anymore. Most of the time we spent together when we first got together was for sex, now it was for cuddling. She opened an eye and looked at me.

  “Mmm. Let’s stay like this forever.” I pulled her down into a kiss. “’t. You’re too busy. Your phone has been going crazy.” She telekiically floated it over to herself. “Fuck! Why am I so good at my job!” She cried out frustrated as she got up off me. I asked out of curiosity. “What’s that about?” She put on her panties and bra before answering me.

  “One of the golems suits has a person stuside. Oh! I fot to mention before. HYDRA tried to attack .A. a week or so ago.” Hmm. I didn’t hear about this. “What happened? I’m surprised I wasn’t asked to help.” She looked at me fused. “What do you think happened? A bunch of normal humans attacked a building full of murder golems. We weren’t even sure what was happening before it was over.”

  I could only ugh. Of course, the s got themselves killed. I didn’t even need her to tell me how overwhelmed they were. I had been trag most of the known spies for a few weeks after making .A. before I realized that was a gigantic waste of time. I cleared my throat. “Speaking of which. How is the super secret project going?”

  She was fully dressed and started to walk out of the room as she answered. “We still o coordiween the Justice League but the resources have been gathered already. We just he help for the follow-through.” I tented my fingers as I mimicked Mr. Burns’s voice. “Excellent.” I couldn’t help but be pumped. This was something I had been preparing since… Well, since I got together with Raven.

  I had spent almost a billion dolrs on something that could have backfired if the secret had been revealed early. Thankfully I wasn’t busy as the Marauders base was still being structed at the moment. I was stockpiling demon-killing resources and powers and making tools, ons, and armor to kill one of the stro creatures iire universe.

  At least ohat was an actual threat to the destru of the universe. I’d have eventually had to do it if I wasn’t Raven’s boyfriend but her fug me definitely sped up the timeframe. I had dht put in days if not weeks worth of effort which was more thay muything besides an endgame goal of mi had eaten up as much time as acquiring new businesses and making money had.

  I’ll spend the hree days preparing for the real thing. In the few days, Trigon would be dead or… No, that was it, in the few days Trigon would be dead for sure.

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