“Wait so you, Dick, and Barbara were going to handle all of the talons attag Bruce Wayne’s businesses?” Damian looked at the rge box of capri suns I purchased for him to tell me the story before saying. “I think what I’ve said should have covered the first box. If I tinue will you purchase another box for me?”

  I had to question. “Why doesn’t Alfred keep a stock if it’s your favorite drink?” He made a sug noise as he finished off his sed pouch. “That would be your e Cassandra who es all of them whenever she stops by. Everything sweet gets eaten leavih no sweets for myself.” I could only ugh as I said. “Alright I get it, I’ll add Wayne Manor to the restock list on my Instacart at. We’ll do a thousand dolrs of sweets and dy a month for you to finish your story.”

  It didn’t make sense for him to hold baymore. Before he had to watch what he ate but he could e five thousand calories a day or zero in a week and his body would naturally use what it's givee one of the snack cakes I brought as he tinued his story.

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  Damian Wayne’s Point of View

  We made our way to teologies first. As much as I wao separate Dick refused saying I o practice w as a team. My small frame expanded and I had gained a few inches of height but I was still being treated as a child. I was still only five feet but I was only eleven years old. The sudden bulky body made it harder to pull off some of my acrobatieuvers but I could punch with enough power to knock a man out i.

  We made our way in through a skylight window and did an ocur patdown of the area. Seven talons walked along catwalks as they mehe stists in the ter of the building. Large gargoyle statues were hung on the sides of the building and we could see a crawlspaderh that we could crawl through to ambush the men.

  As we begin thinking of a pn a man in a suit breaks in from the side. “You mother fuckers really messed with my stists? Mr. Freeze is going to fuck you up!” He points at one of the talons before unleashing a freezing beam instantly turning him into a popsicle. Without stoppiurns to the and begins to freeze him as well. The talons all begin to charge at him but in their distra, they don’t notice the two in the back were taken down.

  He freezes another before they start to melee with him. The man is beyond human in strength and while taking daggers he smashes oh his gun. Cold air leaked from the suit punctures and froze the wound closed, dagger still attached. Ohey still aren’t aware and are pletely blindsided by us while fag Mr. Freeze.

  The moment they were all dealt with one of the stists came running over to us. I think she’s about to thank us but instead screams a name. “Victor!” She practically tackles him while g. “Your suit! It’s damaged.” With a truly happy smile on his face, he said. “Well, that’s what I have you for. You’ll keep me healthy.” The girl once again cried as he opened his suit and walked out. “V-victor. You ’t. Even just a miside the suit will have you bedridden for days.” They began kissing as he said. “It’s worth it to be with you, my love.” I turned away before saying to Dick. “Alright, looks like this area is safe.” I turned back towards him. “You, freeze ma ba the suit and make sure this area stays safe. More talons might show up.”

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  “Holy fuck I fot to cure Victor… I mean holy cow…” How did I fet? Was it another part of having my memories altered so I would fet about him or was I just a fug idiot whot to get a doctor like Freeze underh me? I had a bowl of popade as Damian watched the new Fast and Furious movie that just came out. He stopped talking about what happened as he took a handful of pop and watched an incredible a se.

  The CGI was on a different level in movies pared to Earth but there were still simir franchises for people to watch. Vin Diesel was actually dating a hero for a while but they separated after it came out that she was cheating on him with her aremesis. The a se stops before he finally responds to what I said. “Exactly, getting that man ied to you would be a huge boon… Also, I don’t care if you swear, it just shows you’ve had a poor upbringing.”

  …”I’m going to make your instacart order only give you green beans and brussel sprouts if you keep insulting my upbringing. I swear because it’s the stro excmation of nguage. What sounds more urgent? Please, would you kindly get into my vehicle, ET IN THE FUG CAR!” I waited before saying. “Also, I swear because it was cool to do in school and never really swore in front of my parents, only in front of other children to make them think I was cooler than I am. I think it has very little to do with upbringing.”

  He pondered if for a moment before stating matter of factly. “Fuck. you purchase me some more capri suns from your instacart? Buy me some fug capri suns bitch!... I see where you’re ing from. I’ll have to think about this more.” I asked a question. “So what happened after you helped Freeze with Wayeology?”

  He drinks down another capri sun before asking. “What’s in it for me?” Damn this kid! He’s so greedy… He actually reminds me of me when I was little. The big difference is I oor so making deals was necessary to get things I wanted. He’s rich, what I get him… “What do you want?” He just gives me a smirk before asking. “I want magic lessons. I’ve read the books but as the author, you must know more than what’s written down i.”

  This son of a bitch… Well, I guess he teically is a son of a bitch. A bit heat who ’t get enough of my cream. Since I’m fug his mom I do feel more likely to help him. “Alright, if you finish the rest of what happehen I’ll teaagic.” I chuckled as I didn’t say when I would but he caught on. “What sort of time frame are we looking at and how much magic are we talking about? If yoing to teach me one magical lesson five years from now I’d rather not make the deal.”

  This mother fucker. Well, he isn’t a mother fucker, I am. Stephanie was trying to get me to teae kids magic but it didn’t make seil now. I’ll use this to score some brownie points with her while also hearing the rest of this story from Damian.

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