“So… I eat the pie or…?” Balthazar said, looking bad forth between it and Margo.
“How they keep getting away with it?!” she said to the man putting on the apron, seemingly fetting all about her t.
“Oh,” Marvin said in a very crossed manner. “You kly how! Those damnable, good-for-nothing guards, that’s how!”
“You guys seem very upset about something, so maybe I should just take that pie to go now?” the impatient crab said.
The robust baker stopped and frow Balthazar. “I’m sorry, but who’s that?!”
“Ah, this is a t, dear,” Margo expined. “Mr. Balthazar is new in town.” She turo the traveling mert. “Don’t mind my husband Marvin, he be quite the airhead sometimes.”
The baker’s fluffy mustache shuffled from side to side. “My apologies, I didn’t mean to ignore you, but until this very moment I holy thought you were some kind of new sculpture my wife had bought.”
Balthazar waved a dismissive cw. “Easy mistake to make. Now, about this pie here.”
“Ah, of course,” said Margo. “Like I was saying, 25 s for the slice. Lucky you that my husband didn’t e in with the bad news a couple of minutes earlier, or I would have asked for 30.”
Despite being ner to hiked up prices, even the crab was feeling like that was a bit much.
“What in bzes could justify that?!”
The shopkeeper clutched the many pearls of her neckce. “Didn’t you hear? Those cursed thieves did it again.”
Balthazar rolled his eyes. All he wanted was to eat pie.
“Alright, I’ll bite,” he said. “What thieves, and what did they do?”
The answer did not e from Margo, but instead from her husband, who stomped into the room again, crooked apron tied around his wide waist.
“The mango thieves!”
“They o work on their branding. That name sucks,” said the crab.
“For weeks now, they’ve been robbing supplies of our preangoes all over town!” the exasperated man excimed. “Nobody seem to do a thing to stop them, and it’s throwing business into disarray on the busiest time of the year!”
“Darling, please, calm yourself,” the ed dy pleaded, pg a many-ringed hand on his shoulder. “Watch your blood pressure. Why don’t you go back to the kit aarted with the afternoon batch while I tend to our t here?”
After a brief nod, Marvin wiped his perspiring forehead and walked away to the back, grumbling. “How am I supposed to work without my mangoes? And the milk hasn’t even arrived yet!”
“As my husband was saying,” Margo expined, “some gang of mists has taken to stealing whole shipments of Marquessa’s mangoes for several weeks now. This has greatly disturbed many businesses, ours included.”
Balthazar nodded. “Right, and so you’re raising the prices, I get it. Still, paying 25 gold for a slice of pie seems a bit much, even for me.”
The boutique’s owapped a finger against her lips, thinking.
“You said that you were on your way to the guildhall, did you not?”
“Yes, I did. Why?”
The woman wiggled her jeweled fingers. “I find it an e that this situation still hasn’t been solved by the city authorities, and I think it’s high time I took a.”
The crab’s eyestalks stood up in attention. “Take a… how?”
“I shall write a strongly worded letter!” Margo said, wiggling a finger in the air.
“Oh yes, that ought to do it,” Balthazar said under his breath while rolling his eyes.
The shopkeeper reached into a draroduced a piece of paper, a fsk of ink, and a quill.
“That’s great and all,” the increasingly desperate traveler said, “but… what about the pie?!”
“If you take this letter to the city hall yourself,” said Margo, while leaning over the page and hastily writing on it, “it will carry ara weight to it, ing from a visitor to the city, who is clearly being exposed to such a stain on our beloved town. The shame alone will surely force our leader to a! Do this and I’ll give you a dist on the pie. Say… 5 s for it.”
Balthazar’s antennae perked up. “20 gold just for delivering a letter somewhere I was already heading to?”
“Is it too much?” said the dy. “Perhaps I should make it ten, instead?”
“No, no, that’s perfectly reasonable! Deal closed! Here’s the money!”
The crab hurriedly reached into his money bag and pced the payment on the ter.
“Now I please just eat it already?”
Still writing, Margo lifted her gaze off the page and looked at the crusta and the pastry.
“Usually I’d insist payment should only be delivered upon the clusion of the job, but you seem trustworthy enough, and I’ve seen how you have been looking at that pie since you got here. Go on, dig in.”
As if he had been standing up all day and had finally been allowed the sweet release of sitting down, Balthazar desded on that sliango pie like a famished wild animal. Which he wasn’t, because he was obviously a crab of css, and not wild. Except, perhaps, for that one brief moment, where he was going wild on that piece of pastry.
The first bite alone was enough to take his mind straight back to the shores of his pond and to the many summer noons spent enjoying baked goods in Madeleine’s pany. The key difference being that this was airely new fvor. The texture reminded him of a peach pie, but with an eveer taste. Its crust was also a clear tell that this had been made by different hands than his sorely missed baker girl. Despite never having sidered it before, Balthazar had grown familiar enough with her touch to be able to tell the ti of differences.
Wherever you are, Madeleine… your dough is still superior.
Despite not being airely suitable rept to his dear friend’s baking, the joy of tasting pie again after so long still filled the crab with great satisfa, and a tear nearly shed from the er of his eye after finishing. Mainly because he still wanted more.
“Simply delicious,” he said, still chewing the remnants of the slice. “Your husband is a great baker.”
Margo stood up straight again, putting down her quill as she folded the piece of paper.
“He certainly is, but this pie you just ate was actually prepared by me,” she said. “I always do the m batch, while he does the afternoon one.”
“Oh,” the crab said in surprise.
“You may not expect it from looking at me, but I still know how to take off my rings a my hands in the dough.”
Teaches me not to judge a book by its cover. Balthazar thought while wiping his mouth.
“Now that you ate, here is the letter for you to deliver. Just take it up to the receptionist and she will know how to get it into the right hands.”
The traveler took the piece of paper into his pincer. “Watch out, Rob. I’m ing to take your new job already.”
“Pardon?” said Margo.
“Don’t worry about it. Little inside joke for myself. I’ll get going to the guildhall now, before the whole day is gone and I somehow still haven’t gotten any closer to reag it.”
Skittering to the front door, the crab ope, making the bell ring once more.
“Thanks for the pie,” he said, looking back while holding the door open. “I’ll definitely be baore before I leave town.”
“Please do,” the boutique’s owner responded. “It was lovely to meet you, Mr. Balthazar.”
Rejoining his two panions outside, Balthazar hurried them to follow him up the sidewalk.
“e o’s get to that big building over there before I find something else to get sidetracked with.”
Holding his pincers o his eyestalks, the crab skittered all the way from the bakery to the rgest building in the whole square.
Standing in front of it, he looked up i the size of the hall, with its huge domed roof, a fg blowing in the wind at its very peak.
Excited to see it from the ihe crab hurriedly climbed to the front. Three differes of heavy wooden doors made up the entrance, with several people ing in and out of them, some of them clearly adventurers from the look of their gear.
Balthazar had set foot ihe building for no lohan a handful of seds, taking in the impressive and busy enviro of the guildhall, when he felt a small hand tugging on him from the side.
He turned, looking for who was trying to get his attention, but to his surprise, the face he found was a lot closer to his eye level than what the crab was used to.
A child stood o him, hands now behind her back.
After their eyes met, the young girl spoke.
“You got any money?”