It shows the gang sitting on the couch, eating food.
V.O: *on tv* We now return to Piggy and his artifacts!
It shows Painter Pig announcing to the group
Painter Pig: We must resist the rise of A.I slop!
It shows slop in a bucket, the pigs then run and chew all of it.
Painter Pig: *eye roll* Uncultured swine.
That’s when Cheesy storms in without knocking.
Cheesy: Back by unpopular demand…ME!
Everyone looks at him, confused.
..
Creamsweet: Any hope?
Cheesy: Yeah, Coin Rush can continue. But I wanna king-kong myself first!
It shows Cheesy (as King Kong) wrecking the buildings.
Cheesy: That’s for not giving us a season 2, Da3rdGreatKing!
It shows me as an OC, smirking.
Da3rdGreatKing: Well, I’ll give you now. And this time, more adventures, 10 episodes, and weird stuff!
*EVIL LAUGHTER*
Then Officer Donut shouts from a distance.
Officer Donut: *from a distance* Put me in an episode!
…
*SILENCE*
I then finger snap him out of the world.
Da3rdGreatKing: Let’s go to the episode, shall we?
Cheesy (as King Kong): Yay! Let me punch myself outta here.
*PUNCH*
AT HOTEL PIZZA - DAY
Fireslayer then rushes and yells at him with beer in his hand
Fireslayer: Cheesy, you're insane!
Cheesy: What? I didn’t do anything
Fireslayer: No! I think you're going crazy! You want to attend Wheel of Fortune!
Cheesy: When did I say that?
Fireslayer: I went in your room and found notes!
Cheesy: Oooh! Yeah, I want to attend it.
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: *sad* I never found cereal in there.
Cheesy: I'm going to the wheel of fortune to solve our problems
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: What's that?
Cheesy: Wheel of fortune, buddy! I'm going there!
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: Why?
Cheesy: To make us rich!
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: Ooh, I wanna be rich like Mr Beast!
Cutaway
Mr Beast: *rides* Hey, my fans, I'm riding a motorcycle....it's so hot and rich.....
*he then crashes*
Mr Beast: Ouch, that hurts
Cutaway ends.
Cheesy: I'm going, alright, buddy?
Fireslayer: Yeah, and I don't care, And don’t buy beers. My Russian brother is anti-beer.
Cheesy: What has that that has to do with the discussion?
Fireslayer: What?
Mr Corn Flakes We are mad today.
Fireslayer: You, especially.
Cheesy: Yeah, because we’ve been revived. Anyway, latecomers always eat bones!
He bolts out the door like Wild E. Coyote.
Cheeseburger walks
Cheeseburger: Remember Captain Underpants?
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Fireslayer: Yeah I-
Tense silence
Fireslayer: EBOLA!
AT WHEEL OF FORTUNE
Man: Welcome to Wheel of Fortune! Tonight, my splendid contestants, we are gonna see what people are gonna earn, we bet you $100....
Cheesy: *sneaks* Money is coming my way!
Man: Okay, guest 1 you speak...
Guest 1: I feel like this is gonna be um'- fun, like I hope I earn, I'm poor and I need a living, I only have $100 my rich sugar mommy gave me, and I need the cash,....
Man: Guest 2?
Guest 2: *acts like steve* The money is mine, I want the money, I want the money!
Man: Guest 3?
Guest 3: Money, I need it
Man: 4?
Guest 4: Money is life...
Man: 5?
Cheesy: Yes, I want money to provide the-
Man: Hey, you never paid anything! Why are you here!
Cheesy: I paid!
Man: How much?
Cheesy: $10?
*they kick him out*
HE ENDS UP STEALING IT INSTEAD
AT HOTEL PIZZA
Cheesy comes in with a huge pile of cash
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: Hey, bu- woah?! What the hell is that?!
Cheesy: Cash, we are officially rich, my friend, RICH!
*he puts down the expensive cash*
Fireslayer: Hey, where is th-. OH WOW, CHEESY YOUR A NATURAL!
*Tiffany comes down*
Tiffany: Oh man, you won the cash?!
Rita: Ugh.....but these things are the few "ugh" things I can "ugh" about......
Cheeseburger: Man, this is freaking cool! You got the cash, you have the money. How did you win this?
Creamsweet comes down
Creamsweet: GUYS, you're making noise what the- *her jaw drops* Who got all of that cash...
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: *points to cheesy*
Creamsweet: Cheesy?! How did you find this expenditure?! This is a lot of money! Wow, oh God, this is Cheesy. Return it!
Cheesy: Ah! Relax, I earned the money! From a game, it will win!
Creamsweet: Cheesy, no time for games. Return the cash now!
Cheesy: Nah-ah!
Creamsweet: Cheesy, do as I say!
Fireslayer: C'mon Creamsicle, lighten up, we are now rich, and this hotel is now profitable!
Tiffany: Yeah, Fireslayer is right. We are rich and successful..
Cheeseburger: Yeah...
Creamsweet: But this is too much money! Cheesy, did you steal?
Cheesy: *sweating* No, I can't steal! I can never steal?
Creamsweet: Say the truth, mr.
Cheesy: *in mind* Oh God. This is worse than the time i was lectured by Father Micheal.
Cutaway
Father Micheal: Alright, Cheesy. We're gonna remove those demons outta ya.
Cheesy: How? By reading a bible verse?
Father Micheal pulls out a large fork.
Father Micheal: Nope, the other way.
Cheesy: *screams* AAAAAAH!
Cutaway ends
Cheesy: You know what, drop this topic, it's nothing serious, let's eat and enjoy! I can never steal, I won!
*everyone cheers*
*with corn Flakes boy*
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Hey!
Fireslayer: Hey Corn Flakes Boy, I have no idea what to buy, so I must bring millions of beers! They are good, what are you buying?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: I'm buying a big fat corn Flakes solar system! When I put it up, the light shines inside the house!
Fireslayer: Wow, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard you day, it's true...
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: Look at it!
*he shows it*
Fireslayer: Woah, I think it will work...
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: Yeah, it will lemme read the manual...
*he reads*
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *reads* Achtung: Dies enth?lt einen Blitzstrahl...wenn Sie es jetzt berühren, wird kt Ihre Hand um jeden Preis gef?hrden, berühren Sie dieses Ding nicht und wenn Sie m?chten, tragen Sie bei dieser T?tigkeit Handschu-
Fireslayer: That's in a different language you can't understand....
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: I think it says I should shave my skin?
Fireslayer: Maybe...
AT HOTEL PIZZA - DAY
Cheesy bursts in with tickets
Cheesy: Hey guys, I've something to tell you all....
Creamsweet: What?
Fireslayer: *shaved* What?
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: What?
Tiffany: your disturbing my Only fans cosplays! What do you want now?
Rita: Ugh...
Cheeseburger: Say it bro...
Cheesy: Were going to Italy!
Everyone: What?
Cheesy: I decided I have too much money so we're going to Italy, it's a very nice place!
Cream sweet: Cheesy you've gone too far!
Cheesy: This will be amazing, I'll buy everyone kfc ice cream!
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: Yaaay!
Fireslayer: I want beer!
Cheesy: Well, I want you to SHUT up
Cheeseburger: Look Cheesy, you did it *whispers* At least those gameshow idiots won't find you now....
Cheesy: Yeah...
Tiffany: If we're going to Italy, I'm having an Italian cosplay!
Fireslayer: Me and Corn Flakes Boy are going to make a new Italian show, right Corn Flakes Boy?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: What?
Fireslayer: We will make a new show in Italy, it will be Totally nuts!
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: Ooh, all about nuts?!
Fireslayer: No, its nuts....
Cheesy: All right, I’ve already got our tickets, let's go!
Creamsweet: But Cheesy, if the plane crashes and we don't have a pleasant experience, I'm blaming you, and I'll tell the manager to fire you!
Cheesy: Nah, I got a Mcdonald's coupon.
Ronald Mcdonald yells out of nowhere.
Ronald Mcdonald: You're never getting my burger's again. I'm gonna feed you 80 grimace shakes!
AT ITALY
Chaos ensures
- Fireslayer getting arrested for beer-related crimes ("Bovolo means snail, idiot!").
- Tiffany botching an OnlyFans shoot ("Google Translate said ‘grazie’ means ‘nude’!").
- They get blackmailed by a mafia boss, and now are on a heist.
- After a spaghetti-chase (and Cheesy’s head detaching via trampoline), they retrieve the recipe—only for Don Raviolio to betray them, revealing he’s lonely.
Cheesy: Don Raviolio, stop hiding, we know the truth now, you want a friend, your lonely!
Don Raviolio: *defeated sigh* Okay, fine.... I.... *clears throat*
Verse 1 (Don Raviolio, soulful, deep voice)
I was born in the alleys where the shadows run deep,
Raised by the silence, put my soul to sleep.
Mama held me close, said, “Boy, be strong,”
Papa disappeared, left before dawn.
Life made me cruel, life made me cold,
Built my empire with silver and gold.
But what’s all the power, what’s all the fame,
If at the end of the day… no one knows your name?
Chorus (Don Ravilio, longing)
Ohhh, I just wanted a friend, someone to stay,
Not just men in suits who do what I say…
I built up these walls, so high, so tall,
But now I stand here, with no one at all…
(Instrumental break – slow, solo)
Verse 2 (Cheesy, speaking over the melody)
Listen, Don, I get it. You got cash, power, and a cool hat…
But friendship ain’t about control, it ain’t about fear.
It’s about laughing over dumb jokes, eating pizza at 2AM,
And knowing somebody’s got your back when things go to hell.
(Don Ravilio sighs, shaking his head, gripping his whiskey glass tightly.)
Verse 3 (Don Ravilio, softer, regretful)
I made men bow, I made them kneel,
But never once… did I know how to feel.
They all say “Yes, boss,” they all shake my hand,
But none would be there… if I needed a friend.
(Cheesy puts a hand on his shoulder, looking him in the eye.)
Bridge (Cheesy, gently singing now)
A friend ain’t afraid to call you dumb,
A friend don’t leave when the hard times come.
A friend ain't bought, a friend ain’t made,
A friend is there… when you’re lost in the rain.
(Don Ravilio’s lip trembles. and he smiles and sings along with Cheesy)
Final Chorus (Don Ravilio, raw emotion)
Ohhh, I just wanted a friend, someone to stay,
Not just men in suits who do what I say…
I built up these walls, so high, so tall,
But maybe it’s time… to tear them all down.
The music stops, and they both smile at each other....
Cheesy: Come on, Don...let's give you a better life, and you can be friends with us....
Don Raviolio: But are you sure, this mansion I’ve had for 10 years?
Cheesy: Don, choose what’s important, a friend or money.
Don Raviolio: *smiles* I guess your right, time to tear his mansion down!
Fireslayer: You can count me in!
Fireslayer and Corn Flakes Boy get a bazooka and they both shoot the mansion...
Creamsweet: Wow, Cheesy, you really changed someone's heart...
Cheesy: Yeah, it's for the best......*sigh*
Cheeseburger: Whats wrong bro?
Cheesy: I don't know- it-it it's just.. *sigh* I don't know what to say to the gameshow crew when we get back....
Tiffany: Oh, that problem....
Don Raviolio comes...
Don Raviolio: Don't worry, I will give you the cash...
He gives him...
Cheesy: Wow, all this much!?
Don Raviolio: Your my friend Cheesy, friends do anything...and I'm glad to help you...
They hug each other...
Fireslayer: Wow, that solved really quickly...
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: Yeah, i hope that Italain actor is doing his best, replacing Totally nuts with an Italian version!
Cutaway
Fillipo Timi: Ciao, benvenuto a Total Nuts, oggi avremo una collezione di sketch davvero speciale... è tutta incentrata su di me, nessuna guest star, ed è tutta in italiano!
Translation: Hello, welcome to totally nuts, today were gonna have a very special sketch collection...its all about me, no guest stars, and its in full italian!
AT HOTEL PIZZA
Everyone is relaxing..
Cheesy: You know, I'm happy things are back to the way they were...
Cheeseburger: Yeah, we payed for the gameshow, and now the hotel is profitable...
Creamsweet: And most Importantly, Don Raviolio found a friend!
Tiffany: And also, I stopped my OnlyFans career permanently!
Rita: Good for you...
Fireslayer: I will miss Totally nuts....
Mr Corn Flakes Boy: Me too...it was fun doing all those skits...
Cheesy: Hey, guys you know what we should do?
Creamsweet: What?
Cheesy: I'm gonna prank-
Fireslayer rushes in
Fireslayer: I'll do it myself.
Shift to the sketch
Verse 1
Oh, I can’t stop, I can’t stop, I can’t stop my beer,
Crack one open, spill a little, let me see it disappear,
I’m no good at being sober, don’t you try to interfere,
I’m gonna guzzle 'til I’m a mess, I’m ‘bout to lose my gear!
Pre-Chorus
Oh, Beer! Beer! Beer of it!
You’re my liquid courage in a bottle!
I’m a disaster, so what? I don’t give a damn!
Get the keg rolling, let’s go full throttle!
Chorus
So bring me my Beer of it, the only thing that’ll keep me lit,
I don’t care if I’m down and out, I’ll drink ‘til I’m off my ass!
You think I’ll stop? You’re out your mind!
I’m fired up, it’s beer time, baby! Let’s get wild!
Verse 2
I’ve been through a hundred bad choices in a week,
But I’ve never met a pint I didn’t wanna sneak,
They told me to slow down, but I just raise my glass,
Let me tell you, mate, there’s no such thing as too much class!
Pre-Chorus
Oh, Beer! Beer! Beer of it!
Liquid courage, yeah, I’m feelin’ it!
I’m stumbling, I’m mumbling, I can’t stand straight!
But who needs to when I’ve got this state?!
Chorus
So bring me my Beer of it, the only thing that’ll keep me lit,
You’ll never get me sober ‘til my liver starts to quit!
You think I’ll stop? That’s a lie!
We’re chuggin’ ‘til the morning light, baby, high as the sky!
Bridge (dramatic pause)
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a hero in disguise,
Just need a little beer to keep me from my demise!
Don't take it from me, I’ll die if I do—
Wait, did I just say that out loud? Oh crap, I’m through!
Chorus (Final)
So bring me my Beer of it, forget the rules, let’s commit,
I’ve got the courage of a thousand fools, and I’m loving it!
You think I’ll stop? I’m on a roll!
Beer in hand, losing control, let’s just go for broke!
‘’Totally Nuts! We do stuff because we’re totally nuts, and yes, I hope you have enjoyed the episode, like or follow, or comment down, whatever you want.’’
Mr. Brewvito: Tiffany's friends huh. She's fired!
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