EXT. SWIMMING POOL – DAY
Cheesy and the gang are walking down the lane, Creamsweet leading.
Creamsweet: Ah, isn’t it a nice day to have some outdoor swimming activities. Who’s ready?!
Everyone: I AM!!
Creamsweet: Well, too bad. Because we aren’t here to do fun. We’re here to support Tiffany’s new job as a lifeguard.
Everyone: AWW.
Cheesy: Great, just when I’m hyped like a little child. We’re here sacrificing this cool and crystal-clear water for supporting a pink-faced crystal queer lady that was fired a minute ago?!
Creamsweet: *sigh* Cheesy, don’t say it like that! We are her best friends and that’s what best friends do!
Rita: *scrolling on her phone* Exclude me.
Cheesy: What about me huh? I abandoned singing class for this, it was way more important!
Cutaway
The group consists of a choir, leaded by Cheesy.
Cheesy: *raising the baton* Go choir boys.
CHOIR: ?OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Cheesy: *puts the baton in his eyes* AH, I just wanted to get rid of a cockroach!
Choir (in unison): ?A COCKROACH! ?
Cutaway ends.
EXT. SWIMMING POOL – DAY.
Creamsweet walks up to Tiffany, who is doing her duty as a lifeguard.
Creamsweet: Hey Tiff, how is work going?
Tiffany puts her binoculars down.
Tiffany: *scoffs* It’s terrible right now. I have to watch, shout and act like a complete mother!
Creamsweet: Aw, Tiffany don’t say that. We’re here for you no matter what.
Tiffany: *sarcastic* Even when I was fired by my bartender boss. That job was my whole life, my whole career! And your doofuses just distract me and made me LOSE MY JOB!
Creamsweet: *hurt* Am I also a doofus?
Tiffany: JUST GO AWAY!
Creamsweet: * voice breaking* But I found you a job…
Tiffany: *sigh* Sorry Creamsweet. It’s just- I’m not myself today. My mood is swinging terribly and I’m trying to pass the grief of my job. It was special and…I didn’t mean to hurt you.
Creamsweet: It’s alright, Tiffany. You don’t need to apologize. I will make it up to you that this will be perfect.
Tiffany: Aw, thanks. Better than the time I was a chef.
Cutaway.
Customer: *yelling* the burns are burnt!
Tiffany puts the customers head in a deep-fryer.
Tiffany: So are you.
Cutaway ends.
EXT. SWIMMING POOL – DAY.
Cheesy and the boys are chillin’ with sunglasses.
Cheesy: *pulling them down* I’m tellin’ ya fellas. This is amazing!
Cheeseburger: *in a cool voice* Yeah, ain’t I cool?
Fireslayer: We all are, Cheeseburger.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *in a charismatic voice* With a dose of cereal.
*BEAT*
Cheesy: This is better than supporting Tiffany. No soppy drama or whatever.
Cheeseburger: *concerned* But Cheesy, doesn’t she need a shoulder to lean on?
Cheesy: *scoffs* Pfft, so? She has Creamsweet, it’s not our problem.
Cheeseburger: What about the time my wife Jess had a panic attack, Creamsweet and I left, and she was left alone. I had to take her at the hospital!
Cheesy: *blocking ears* Blah Blah Blah. I can’t hear you.
Fireslayer: *in a handsome voice* So boy, what should we do next?
Cheesy: Oh, I know! Let’s all pee in the pool!
Cheeseburger: Um, Isn’t that breaking the rules?
Cheesy: *blocking ears* Blah Blah Blah. I can’t hear you. Why don’t you go home then?
Cheesy and the boys (except Cheeseburger) all pee in the pool.
Then Tiffany yells from the megaphone.
Tiffany: *yelling* No peeing in the pool, boys! It’s part of the rules!
Points to a sign.
Cheesy: *laughing loudly* And who are you to boss us? We are boys!
Tiffany: You mean ‘’bois’’?
Cheesy: *angrily* Excuse me, what did you just call us? You’re a job-losing beer-gone soap-head!
Tiffany: *angrily* Excuse me, what?!
Cheesy: *smirking* You heard. Boys rule!
Tiffany: *yells on megaphone* That’s it! Your banned!
Cheesy: *shouting in her face* Make me!
Tiffany screams on the mega-phone, making Cheesy get flown away and crash repeatedly into toilets.
Guy: *sitting on a toilet* Dude, I’m doing my business!
EXT. SWIMMING POOL – DAY.
Rita walks to Tiffany, who is relaxing and watching with binoculars.
Rita: Hey, Tiff. Get down here!
Tiffany: *groaning, putting glasses down* Ugh, what?
Rita: Just get down!
Tiffany gets down.
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Tiffany: Yes, what did you want to tell me?
…
Rita: BTW. You look sexy and adorable.
Tiffany: That’s all you wanted to tell me?!
Rita: Yeah, I just wanted to check on you.
Tiffany: *shouting in her face* SO YOU CAME ALL THE WAY TO COMPLIMENT ME?!
Rita: *laughs smug* Woah, girl. Chill, what’s up with you?
Tiffany: I-I-I. I’m just not in a good state today…I got fired.
Rita: Yes, we know, baby.
Tiffany: I’m not a baby!
Rita pushes her in the water. While Tiffany suffers and she records.
Tiffany: *chocked* H-H-Help me!
Rita: You’re a baby, like my dwarf cousin.
Cutaway
It shows Rita and her cousin in a storage room
Rita: Hey cous. You got the goods?
Her cousin struggles to get on the chair, grunting is heard.
R’s Cousin: *high pitched voice* I can’t get up!
Rita: You’re like a younger Peter Dinklage.
INT. SWIMMING POOL – DAY.
Cheesy and the boys (except cheeseburger) are planning something.
Cheesy: So, we are in the internal area. She can’t see us, right?
Fireslayer: *popping a can of beer* Yeah, I’ve been waiting to rule the pool.
Cheesy: Yes, us boys are gonna rule the pool!
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Isn’t that disrespectful?
Cheesy slides close to Corn Flakes Boy.
Cheesy: Well, Corn Flakes Boy my brother from another mother. Us boys must prove to the community we are stronger than girls! Tiffany is a lifeguard, we are gonna make her weak! And the plan starts here…
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: So, I’m special?
*SLAP*
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Ow.
Cheeseburger: NO ONE IS!
Cheesy: *shocked* What the- Cheeseburger what are you doing here?!
Cheeseburger: Your plan is selfish, stupid and must be cancelled now!
Cheesy: *scoffs* Pfft. Relax, in fact GO AWAY.
Cheeseburger: I’m telling Creamsweet about this, pronto.
Cheesy: Then you should consider this.
He pulls out an UNO reverse card.
Cheeseburger: An uno reverse-
Everything reverses where it was.
Cheesy: *to corn flakes boy* Tiffany is a lifeguard, and we are gonna make her weak! Wait…where were we?
V.O: UNO REVERSE CARD! REVERSES DIRECTION OF PLAY. BY THE WAY, THIS EPISODE IS NOT SPONSERED.
EXT. SWIMMING POOL – DAY
Tiffany is watching with her binoculars on the pool.
Tiffany: *relived sigh* At last. I can have some peace…
She unwraps burrito and eats.
Parent: LIFEGUAAAARD!
Tiffany: *eye twitches* No peace…No relaxation. *laughs manically* Obviously what did I expect?! *shouts to parent* WHAT IS IT NOW?!
Parent: *concerned* Um, Tiff. My child has drowned and…I can’t swim. Sorry for disturbing, but can you save her?
Tiffany: *sigh* Fine, but don’t bug me again.
Tiffany pulls out a net, and catches……a fat guy eating a hotdog?
Fat Guy: *munching* Thank you for saving me. I’m free from the fat guy pool. I should repay you so-
Tiffany flips the net and he falls down.
*SPLASH! *
In the Fat guy pool, a crowd of people are drinking beer and playing fat games.
Tiffany: Y-Y-Your kid is there?
Parent: No, there.
She points to a baby. Tiffany uses her net and she catches the baby.
Baby: *coos*
Tiffany: Hi, little guy. *to parent* He’s the one?
Parent: Aw, my baby! Yes, he is!
Tiffany: Don’t go like that ever again.
*POOP*
The baby poops his diaper.
Baby: *giggles*
Tiffany: *eye twitches* I hate babies.
INT. SWIMMING POOL – DAY.
The boys are sitting around together, drinking red bull and being high.
Cheesy: *high with bloodshot eyes* Th-Th-This is amazing.
Fireslayer: *speaking fast* Yeahilikerunningfiftytimesamonth.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *to fireslayer, speaking high-pitched* Do it.
Fireslayer jumps and runs as lightning speed, 600 laps.
Cheesy: *high-pitched* I figured out, the amount of caffeine will make us hyper and strong. So, we can wreck and destroy the pool with all our might.
*SLAP*
Cheesy: Ow- Cheeseburger, why do you keep-
Cheeseburger: This is dangerous, your high on caffeine?! One more stupid stunt and we’re going back to the hotel!
Cheesy: *high-pitched* No way, leave us boys alone!
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *laughing high-pitched* Boys!
Cheeseburger: And you’re drunk.
Fireslayer bumps into Cheeseburger.
Fireslayer: Geh aus dem Weg, Cheeseburger!
Cheeseburger: And Fireslayer is speaking a different language.
Cheesy: *high pitched* That’s it, we are gonna do the riot and do havoc in the pool. Boys rule!
Cheeseburger: That plan should end. After all, your like Kermit the Frog on helium.
Cutaway
Kermit the Frog: *high pitched, helium voice* Hello, my wonderful people. I’m Kermit the frog and *deep voice* If you don’t watch the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, your gonna turn into a goomba.
V.O: WATCH THE SHOW ON STREAMING WEBSITES! SUPER MARIO SUPER SHOW! BY THE WAY, THIS EPISODE IS NOT SPONSERED.
EXT. SWIMMING POOL – DAY.
Tiffany is relaxing, Creamsweet walks up to her.
Creamsweet: Hey Tiff!
Tiffany: Yeah?
Creamsweet: *heartily* I just wanted to say thank you. You did a good job managing people today. And for that, I’m deeply sorry for not being on your side during those times.
Tiffany: It’s fine Creamsweet. Besides, I’m doing everything stable myself.
Creamsweet: Okay…
Awkward silence..
Creamsweet: Are you still in a bad mood?
Tiffany: *sigh* Sorry. I am. It’s just the grief of my bartender job is too much to handle. After all, my father gave it to me.
Creamsweet: Look, everyone makes mistakes and just understand. I know it may not be easy, but try okay?
Tiffany: Creamsweet. I’m not a child, just go. I don’t need your help, I never wanted it anyway. It’s useless.
Those words echoed through Creamsweet’s mind and she is deeply hurt.
Creamsweet: *voice breaking* O-O-Okay.
Creamsweet leaves in sadness.
Tiffany looks at her, and feels hurt.
Tiffany: Wait, Creamsweet!
She sighs.
Rita: *teases* Looks like Lady ‘’sass’’ has driven Creamsicle away.
Tiffany: *to Rita* Shut up Rita.
INT. SWIMMING POOL – DAY.
Cheeseburger comes in.
Cheesy: What now, Cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger: Listen, I know you wouldn’t listen to me, so I brought in him instead.
David Hasselhoff then appears!
Cheesy freezes and gasps.
Cheesy: *gasps* David Hasselhoff?! From the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie?!
David Hasselhoff: Yes, chap. That’s who I am.
Fireslayer: You’re from that NBC series Knight Rider, right?
David Hasselhoff: Yup, sure.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: I used to think Elton John was the guy in the SpongeBob Movie.
David Hasselhoff: *to cheesy* Listen Cheesy, I heard what Cheeseburger said and it was so unpleasant and disrespectful. Gender Equality is important. These days men think they are important than woman and woman think they are important than men, but it’s not true! No one’s special, including me.
Cheesy: But don’t boys’ rule? Don’t you have a 4 pack?
David Hasselhoff: *laughs* Nope, everyone rules. Everyone in this community, deserves a chance to shine. All of us, Cheeseburger. And that’s an important rule. So, you don’t rule, no one doesn’t. we are not special, you hear me?
Cheesy: But Tiffany is a lifeguard instead of me, why is that?
David Hasselhoff: You’ll have a chance next time, Cheesy. Anyways, that’s it! Bye everyone.
Everyone: BYE.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Do a gay flip!
Cheeseburger: He’s not Elton John.
David Hasselhoff runs and slides away.
Cheesy Is speechless.
Cheesy: I can’t believe it.
Cheeseburger: Did you learn anything?
Cheesy: Yes. I only listen to pop culture!
EXT. SWIMMING POOL – DAY.
Tiffany walks and finds Creamsweet sitting near the cold pool water.
Tiffany: Hey uh Creamsweet.
Creamsweet: *wipes tears* What?
Tiffany: Look…I’m sorry for what I said. I’m in such a bad mood, that what I say really hurts. I shouldn’t have said so fast and…I never cared for your kindness and attentiveness. It-just I just miss bartending, but it’s gone. And…I also had a stress-
Creamsweet: Tiffany, don’t apologize. It’s my fault for bugging you a lot when you weren’t in the right state.
Tiffany: No, I think It’s both of us. And for the truth I actually loved my job. Look at how much I did, shouting, saving, yelling and telling people a lot of stuff. *chuckles* I had a long day, and thanks for giving me a job.
Creamsweet then smiles.
Creamsweet: Really, after all I’ve done?
Tiffany: You never did anything wrong. You supported me, and that’s what friends do.
They both smile at each other.
That’s when Mr. Brewvito comes.
Mr. Brewvito: *sternly* Tiffany, I need to tell you something.
Tiffany: Ugh, after you fired me?
Mr. Brewvito: Um…it was your friends who did. But still it is ‘’your’’ so you were fired.
Tiffany: Get outta here, boss.
Mr. Brewvito: Listen, you’re hired again.
Tiffany: Really?!
Mr. Brewvito: Yes, I discovered the brewery suffers when you’re not around.
Cutaway
It shows all the workers messing everything up, driving trucks inside the fountains, and machines blowing up.
Worker#1: We made beer!
It just shows mud – with snails coming out, pasting the sign ‘’Johnson Johnson’’.
V.O: JOHNSON & JOHNSON! BEEN LONG SINCE I TRIED THESE BABY PRODUCTS. BUT BUY THEM FOR YOUR BABIES. BY THE WAY, THIS EPISODE IS NOT SPONSERED.
Cutaway ends.
Tiffany: Thank you so much!! I’m hired!
Sees Creamsweet.
Tiffany: But what about my new lifeguard job?
Creamsweet: Well, Tiffany. You got your job back, and it’s your only chance to go back and do what you love. And besides, my sister would control this.
Tiffany smiles.
Tiffany: Thank you, creamsweet.
They both hugged.
AT HOTEL PIZZA – DAY.
Everyone lounges on the couch.
Jess: Well, at least Tiffany got her job back.
Cheeseburger: Yeah, babe. Today was a crazy day…
Cheesy: Crazy Indeed. I’m still astonished to see David Hasselhoff. I’ve been a fan of him for years and-
Cheeseburger: Yes, we understand you only love pop-culture content.
Cheesy: Shut up, Cheeseburger. And besides, boys rule next time. Right Fireslayer and Corn Flakes Boy?
*SILENCE*
Cheesy: Wait, where are they?
OUTSIDE HOTEL PIZZA.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *shouting* Elton John! Elton John! Elton John! Where are you?! Elton John!
Fireslayer: *yelling* It’s Hasselhoff!
EPISODE ENDS.
