Cheesy walks to the chair with his Nintendo 3DS and somehow manage to put the 3DS image to the screen.
Cheesy: *proudly* Ah, after eating a delicious pizza. Time to do my favorite thing of the day: Playing games on my Nintendo! And I somehow managed to do HDMI……. mods.
He pulls out his Mario Kart 3DS cartridge.
Cheesy: My favorite game of all time. Although I like 8 better though.
He registers it in the 3DS and gets his controller (somehow) ready (but anyway Cheesy mods lol)
Cheesy: Time to play Mario Kart, Time to play Mario Kart, Time to play…….
Instead the screen shows a naked Mario in the bathtub like that flash game.
Cheesy freezes, his eyes wide and small.
Cheesy: M-M-M-M-Mario K-K-Kart….?
Rita bursts out of the kitchen, her hair wrinkled and messed up.
Rita: *shouting* Cheesy, there’s an issue in the kitchen! And instead of solving it, you’re playing games on your modded 3DS
Cheesy’s head rotates 360 degrees towards Rita before his head body even moves.
Cheesy: W-W-Who are you ag- Oh, smol girl.
Rita grunts
Rita: Don’t act dumb, you know me.
Cheesy: Yeah, your Tiffany’s tsundere…. servant
Rita blushes
Rita: I’m not tsundere you b-b-backa! And I’m not her servant, I’m her sister. Do you even know me?!
Cheesy is already walking past by her
Cheesy: Let me hook up my switch instead.
Rita: *sighs* I hate my life.
Rita walks – then she freezes in her tracks at the sight of the image about Mario being naked
Rita: I’m turning back.
Rita turns back, Cheesy then appears with his switch. Holding it like a crown.
Cheesy: *dramatically* Behold……the power of my-
BASH!
Cheesy: Oh, for crying out loud.
{Cut to Mayor Sugarface – Cheesy’s abusive and rich father – appears on the door in his Sugar-mobile. His servant Marshmallows on the ground, watching him control the machine.)
Mayor Sugarface: *dramatically, evilly* Behold the power of my Sugar-mobile! Come outside you troubled teens and face my wrath!
The Marshmallows watch in awe.
Marshmallow#1: *awestruck* I’m gay.
The whole gang comes outside
Cheeseburger: *delighted* Dad, I’m sure delighted to see you. What brings you here?
Mayor Sugarface: *checking his nails* Well, some planned arrangements, I guess.
Jess comes out.
Jess: Aw, hon. You have a dad?
Cheeseburger: Yes, sweety. He’s the greatest father.
Mayor Sugarface: Wow, Cheeseburger. You’re married?
Cheeseburger: *nods head* I sure am.
Mayor Sugarface: Wow, you’re a lucky man. What about my stubborn son of mine? Is he married?
Cheeseburger: *sighs* Sadly, he prefers gaming over marriage.
It shows Cheesy, pressing his switch.
Cheesy: *dumb* Dad, why did you give me a hacked Mario game?
….
Mayor Sugarface presses the button ‘’FIRE’’ on his mobile, and it burns Cheesy to ashes. His eyes falling on the ground.
Mayor Sugarface: Ah, Papa did it again.
Fireslayer walks to him with beer in his hand.
Fireslayer: Wow, King bad boy huh.
Mayor Sugarface: *confused* Um…who’s this…guy?
Cheeseburger: That’s Fireslayer. He’s kind of a disgrace.
Mayor Sugarface: *sighs, nostalgically* Reminds me of my 7-year old niece who sadly passed away. I just wish he could be digged properly.
Cut to Fireslayer with a shovel
Fireslayer: I dig kids.
Tiffany looks awestruck at the Marshmallows.
Creamsweet: You okay there, Tiff?
Tiffany: *eyes huge* AW. Mayor…. who are those cute little babies over there?
Mayor Sugarface: *weirded out* Those are my assistants. They are the Marshmallows, I suppose. They are Lefty, Binney, Righty and Trickery.
Cut to the Marshmallows who are all confused.
Marshmallow#1: *confused* We have names?
Tiffany grabs and hugs Marshmallow#2 tight like a bear.
Tiffany: Aw…your so cute….
Marshmallow#2: *chuckles* I’m the chosen one.
Mayor Sugarface dramatically announces.
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Mayor Sugarface: *clears throat* Ahem, I’m inviting you all to my wedding on Sunday. That’s why I’m here, I’m announcing to everyone in cointropolis-
Cheeseburger: *confused* Wait, you’re having a second marriage?! I thought you left mom and that was final!
Mayor Sugarface: I-I-uh. I’ve been um….um….
Professor Kick My Golick Balls announces from the back of the machine.
- Kick My Golick Balls: Your oil is draining mayor. You should come home now!
Mayor Sugarface eyes thin like paper.
Mayor Sugarface: Bye, Bye. Just come along to my wedding uh, goodbye!
Mayor Sugarface presses the button ‘’GRAB’’ and the machine releases its claws and grabs the second marshmallow from Tiffany’s hands.
Tiffany: Aw, goodbye cutie-pie.
The Sugar-mobile transforms into a spaceship and flies to sweetcoin city.
The whole gang are confused.
Cheesy morphs from ash to himself.
Cheesy: I hate my dad. I can’t believe he’s been cheating all this time.
Cheeseburger: *shocked* WAIT, WHAT?! He’s been cheating?!
Cheesy: I’m talking to Meta Ai, genius.
INT. HOTEL PIZZA – DAY.
In the meeting room, Cheesy and Cheeseburger are making a deal.
Cheeseburger: *seriously* So we’ve heard Mayor Sugarface is cheating…that’s what you said. And that’s what it sounds like. So, what should we do?
Cheesy: Nothing. Just eat pizza all day.
Cheeseburger: No, Cheesy we’re not eating pizza. You know how our dad is, he’s abusive.
Cheesy: Fine…hire some grandpa with horsepower to do the job. So, no deal is struck between our ‘’dad’’ and the unknown – possibly Karen – woman.
Cheeseburger: *facepalms* You’re an embarrassment.
A light bulb appears on Cheesy.
Cheesy: *proudly* That’s it. I’ll hire an embarrassment!
AT SWEETCOIN CITY – DAY.
Mayor Sugarface’s castle.
Mayor Sugarface is lounging on the chair, and it is revealed to be a……clock with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Mayor Sugarface: Aw, baby. You’re my apple of my eye.
Mrs. Tick-a-clock: I sure am, baby. I can’t believe we’re getting married after years of cheating.
Mayor Sugarface: And my children don’t know that, which is good. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you….
Mrs. Tick-a-clock: Aw, honey.
They are about to kiss – but are interrupted by a knock on the door.
Mayor Sugarface: For the 67’th time.
Mayor Sugarface opens the door, and finds Mr. Tick-a-clock!
Mr. Tick-a-clock: Heyo, Can I be a garden boy for you?
Mayor Sugarface: *sighs* Sorry but I already have marshmallows who do the job.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: Nah, you don’t need them. Check my 5-star reviews on YELP!
He pulls out his phone – showing 1-star reviews instead.
Mayor Sugarface: *ignores and sighs* Fine, you’re hired.
Mr. Tick-a-clock dances happily and destroys his stress ball.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: Take that EMBARASSMENT! This is better than the time I went to a Minecraft movie screening.
Cutaway
Steve: *on screen* Chicken jockey.
Everyone cheers and throws popcorn, even carrying a live chicken. Mr. Tick-a-clock wipes his tears
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *wipes* I wish I had a son.
Cutaway ends
Mayor Sugarface enters the castle and introduces Mr. Tick-a-clock.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: Wow, what a nice castle you got there.
Mayor Sugarface: Yeah, don’t worry I’ll give you tasks. Let me just cuddle my…girlfriend a bit.
Mr. Tick-a-clock is shocked when he sees his…. former wife…?
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *speechless* Uh…. honey….
Mayor Sugarface and Mrs. Tick-a-clock are already kissing and cuddling.
Mr. Tick-a-clock leaves to the other room, his expression blank and heartbroken.
IN THE TOILET.
Mr. Tick-a-clock is crying on the toilet, a screen appears on his face.
Cheeseburger is on the screen
Cheeseburger: So…. how-how’s it going?
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *wiping tears, his voice breaking* Good, everything’s…. good. I’m a garden-garden boy….
Cheeseburger: Um…are you okay? You look kind of sad.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *fast refusing* I’M GOOD, I’M GOOD. Mayor Sugarface is dating my…my-I mean um…. a clock…a female clock!
Cheeseburger: Good eye, bro. I knew my father’s been cheating. But are you sure you okay? You look in denial.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *shouting* I’M GOOD, I’M GOOD! NEXT I FOUND THE PLANNING, BYE.
He presses ‘’end call’’ fast and it hangs up.
He remains crying in the bathroom.
EXT. SUGARFACE CASTLE – DAY.
The Marshmallow boys are on the ground.
Marshmallow Boy#1: Boss, we’re getting adopted?
Marshmallow Boy#2: We’re orphans?
Marshmallow Boy#1: Our mother died?
Marshmallow Boy#4: We’re getting adopted by the sewage monster?
Mayor Sugarface: Your taking a day off and You better be quiet, before your marshmallows get fried.
Mr. Tick-a-clock is chopping grass with unnecessary force.
Mayor Sugarface: Um, you don’t need to exert…. pressure…
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *forced laughter* Oops, silly me. I made a huge mistake there.
He cuts the grass softly.
Mayor Sugarface: Um…isn’t it too soft?
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *forced laughter he even coughs* Silly me again hehe.
He freezes in his tracks when he sees his ex-wife sadly drinking on the rocking chair.Mr. Tick-a-clock is about to walk to her, but stops when Mayor Sugarface goes to her and romantically talks to her, her face lighting up. Mr. Tick-a-clock’s eye twitches the more he watches, and he faces away, grabs a gas lighter and unnecessarily burns the grass. His face freezes, and his eyeballs run away. The marshmallow boys watching. Drinking cocktails
Marshmallow Boy#1: He’s hot right Binney?
Marshmallow Boy#4: I’m not Binney, my name is David.
Marshmallow#2: There is no one here called that.
INT. SUGARFACE CASTLE – DAY.
Mr. Tick-a-clock is frying eggs and when he sees his ex-walking past him. He is about to speak to her, but Mayor Sugarface turns her around and they dance Tango together. Mr. Tick-a-clock’s eye twitches with rage, and he chops the eggs with unnecessary force, then the onion splattering in his eyes and he screams.
EXT. SUGARFACE CASTLE – DAY.
Mr. Tick-a-clock is cleaning the castle, but when he turns around, he sees Mayor Sugarface painting his ex while she poses. Making him clutch the wipe and accidentally break the window.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *silent screaming*
INT. SUGARFACE CASTLE – DAY.
Mr. Tick-a-clock serves popcorns, but sees his ex-sadly looking at pictures on her phone. He’s about to speak but gets interrupted when Mayor Sugarface brings her flowers – making his big hand inside spinning fast with rage.
EXT. SUGARFACE CASTLE – NIGHT.
Mr. Tick-a-clock has had it, he angrily approaches Mayor Sugarface.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *sternly* Ahem, mayor. We need to talk.
Mayor Sugarface: *curious* About your salary? Don’t worry, bud. I got you 1 million dollars at the end of the month.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: NO, it’s not about that. And how can you pay a garden boy so much?!
Mayor Sugarface; *awkwardly* Too much money I guess…just accept...?
In the candy village.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *angrily* Mayor Sugarface. You cheating-flinging bastard! YOU STOLE MY EX-WIFE!
Mayor Sugarface: I-uh…. I-uh…. he was your wife?
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *shouting* YOU STOLE HER FROM ME!! I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOU BE ALL LOVEY-DOVEY WITH HER, I SAW THE WAY YOU KISS HER! I SAW EVERYTHING! I WANT MY WIFE BACK!!!
Mayor Sugarface: Look, I’m sorry. It’s just- I was having an affair for a long time with my previous wife. My children don’t know about that and…. I’m planning a marriage. I forced her because I need to show how rich I am to the kingdom.
*PUNCH*
Mayor Sugarface: Ow….
Mr. Tick-a-clock: JUST BRING ME BACK MY WIFE OR THINGS WILL GET WORSE!
Mayor Sugarface: *rubbing his cheek* Okay, I will…relax. No- I can’t. The wedding’s tomorrow, what am I gonna do about it?
Mrs. Tick-a-clock gasps and sees the tension.
Mrs. Tick-a-clock: H-H-H-Honey…?
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *shouting* DON’T ACT USELESS, SWEETY. THIS DONUT-WHORE FORCED YOU INTO A RELATIONSHIP, AND ALSO FORCED WEDDING, AND YOU ACCEPTED!!?!
Mrs. Tick-a-clock: *shouting* Well, what else could I do?! I couldn’t be living with a failure like you!!
Mr. Tick-a-clock: THEN WHY DID YOU CONFESS YOUR FEELINGS TO ME!! AND TOU LEFT ME BECAUSE OF STUPID PEOPLE-PLEASING!!
Mrs. Tick-a-clock: *shouting* BECAUSE YOUR HANDSOME AND MY PARENTS HATED YOU!
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *shouting* YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD!
Mrs. Tick-a-clock: *shouting* GO TO HELL!
Mr. Tick-a-clock: GO AND LIVE WITH THIS WHORE!
They then look at each other in rage for a moment. And then they both share a passionate kiss.
Mrs. Tick-a-clock: *solemn* I’m sorry I said those horrible things to you.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *wiping tears* I’m sorry too. At least we know we still love each other.
Mrs. Tick-a-clock: All this time I’ve been a filling a gap of your love….and I discovered…that you’re the only one I want.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: That’s what you were sad about?
Mrs. Tick-a-clock: Yes…please *sniff* Can you give me a second chance…I promise I don’t need peer pressure…I don’t need to worry about your failures…in fact I can improve them, because that’s what a wife does…please….
Mr. Tick-a-clock: *smiles* Of course….
They both smile sadly, and kiss for a long time passionately. Mr. Tick-a-clock removes his FaceTime watch.
Mayor Sugarface watches in awe.
Mayor Sugarface: Aw, I took you for nothing. You are adorable together.
*SILENCE*
They are already gone.
Mayor Sugarface: Great, Sugarface all alone.
Suddenly, the watch buffers and Cheeseburger appears on the screen.
Cheeseburger: You’re a cheating snake dad. Try again, next time!
Mayor Sugarface: Please, help me. What should I do on my wedding?!
Cheeseburger: *thinking to himself*
Cheesy moves Cheeseburger out.
Cheesy: Screw you, dad. I need a new Mario game. And I will make you marry an embarrassment.
On the wedding day, the whole gang and everyone from cointropolis are seated on their seats.
Father Michael: Welcome everyone to the re-wedding of Mayor Sugar face. Let the bride come upfront.
Then the naked Mario from the flash game appears, covering his private part with a mushroom.
Everyone gasps.
Mario: I’m-a-super-mario! Here-a to marry-a sexy man!
Everyone’s faces are frozen and blank, except for the marshmallow boys who watch in awe.
Marshmallow Boy#1: I wanna kiss that anus!
A newspaper gets published saying ‘’Mayor Sugarface marries popular video game character: Mario who was present naked.’’
AT HOTEL PIZZA – DAY.
Everyone is with large cute eyes, some sobbing while Cheesy reads a newspaper.
Cheesy: *reading* And then… ‘’I will marry spaghetti instead’’ said Mario… while hitting Mayor Sugarface with a pan… ‘’Yeah, go ahead I don’t wanna live with an Italian’’ Said Mayor Sugarface liking the spaghetti from the pan… Racist by the way. And then…Mario left his no-no square spreading across town… ‘’He is truly an icon’’ said a noble man with a hat. And that’s how naked Mario went bag to Nintendo and Shigeru Miyamoto gave him clothes…. the end.
…
Tiffany: *crying* That was so heartbreaking.
Fireslayer: *drinking beer* Wow, Mayor Sugarface really is boned. I can imagine I’m with 50 beers…and he’s with a lurer. *laughs* Classic Sugarface.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *dumb* Was the story about cereal?
Cheeseburger: No, it was about my dad. I wonder how he’s doing right now.
AT SWEETCOIN CITY – DAY.
Mayor Sugarface and Hatsune Miku are in the bathtub.
Mayor Sugarface: So, lots of people simp over you? I’ve heard…you’re pretty popular in japan.
Hatsune Miku: Yeah, that’s the greatest thing about being a virtual singer who made the biggest hit sone that’s trending on TikTok and YouTube.
Mayor Sugarface: It’s what?
Hatsune Miku: Mesmerizer. You haven’t heard of my hit song?
*BASH*
Akihiko Kondo bursts in the room.
Akihiko Kondo: BRING MY WIFE BACK!!
They both freezes.
Mayor Sugarface bursts out laughing.
Mayor Sugarface: YOU MARRIED A CARTOON?! HAHAHA
*SLAP*
Mayor Sugarface: Ow…
Hatsune Miku: I was helping him through a rough time.
Akihiko Kondo grabs Hatsune Miku and they both go out together, holding hands.
*DOOR BASH*
…
Mayor Sugarface: Japan is mad. What’s next? A teenage simp marries Luffy from One Piece? I’m ready for this.
EPISODE ENDS.