INT. HOTEL PIZZA – DAY
Cheesy is lounging on the sofa, eating pies while watching TV.
V.O: *on tv* We now return to Porky and Daffy Duck: A sitcom.
Cut to Porky arguing with Daffy.
Porky Pig: Daffy, if you want to make this ventilator work, you have to have an electric circuit!
Daffy Duck: That’s wrong, Porky. You never went to school?
*Laugh track*
Porky Pig: No, you di-di-di-di-didn’t, because you don’t how to speak!
Daffy Duck: How can you prove that?
Porky Pig: You’re speaking like you have 1 tooth in the middle of your beak.
*laugh track*
Cheesy: *pointing at the tv, laughing* Ha-ha, Classic sitcom humor.
*DOORBELL*
Cheesy: *groans* I hate these people.
Cheesy stands up and walks to the door, he then opens it.
Delivery Man: Um, delivery for Rita.
Cheesy: Rita? There’s no one here called tha-
Rita pushes Cheesy and snatches the package.
Rita: Outta the way! *to delivery man, deadpan* No thank you.
Delivery Man: That will be $50.
Rita: 50? I only have this in my pocket right now.
She pulls out a banner saying ‘’GO TOUCH GRASS.’’
AT HOTEL PIZZA – DAY.
Cheesy is lounging on his sofa. Corn Flakes Boy walks up to him like a clueless child with a backpack.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *excited* Cheesy, guess who’s going to school!
Cheesy: *turns to him while flipping channels* School? *scoffs* Pfft, that place sucks. It’s just a teacher saying words and the children either raise their hands or sit in the corner, or maybe get strict with uniform, and then who knows? You confess your feelings and get rejected.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *confused* Huh?
Cheeseburger walks to Corn Flakes Boy.
Cheeseburger: So, buddy. Ready for school?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *excited* YEEESSS!
Cheesy: Wait. Cheeseburger?! You’re taking him to school?!
Cheeseburger: He has never been to school, plus he has no knowledge.
Cheesy: *laughs* A grown man? But for real, don’t take him. I hate school, I had a crush on this girl one time.
Cutaway
Beatrice: So, you quit Instagram?
Jennifer: Beatrice, my parents banned me from using it.
Beatrice: How come they ban apps like these, but they don’t ban crushes?!
It shows a young cheesy looking at them, lovestruck.
Beatrice: *sigh* There is one now.
Jennifer: I HATE SCHOOL!
Young Cheesy: *sentimental* Same. Can I walk you home today?
Jennifer: *nervous* I-uh-I...
Beatrice: Jennifer, be aggressive. That’s the only way.
Jennifer: But he’s not so baaad.
Cheesy: I like lipstick for dogs, we share the same, don’t we?
They both freeze in shock.
Cutaway ends.
Cheeseburger and Corn Flakes Boy leave. Cheesy shouts from outside.
Cheesy: *shouts* Yeah, bye! I hope school is bad for you as well!
INT. HOTEL PIZZA – DAY.
A small yellow puppy creeps out of Rita’s door, and walks slowly downstairs, the puppy sees Cheesy, slowly walks to his legs and chews his slippers softly.
Cheesy: *sigh* Time to drink some soda.
He pulls out a can of FANTA and pops it open, however the liquid spreads all over him.
Cheesy: Ah! What the hell is going on?!
The puppy licks Cheesy all over his body.
Cheesy: Ah, stop, stop! *chuckles a bit* That’s tickling. I said *chuckles* Stop!
He grabs the puppy, and the puppy does puppy eyes.
Cheesy: *adored* Aww, you’re adorable. I’ll call you ‘’Chee’’.
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Chee: Ruff Ruff!
Cheesy turns his body and finds the back written ‘’For Rita.’’
Cheesy: Oooh. That’s what she was hiding from me.
Rita walks downstairs.
Rita: Hey, have you seen my puppy?!
Cheesy quickly hides it in his crown.
Rita walks to him.
Rita: Have you seen my puppy?
Cheesy: Nah, no one has.
Rita groans and walks past him.
Cheesy: *snickers and looks up at his crown* You and me will get along just fine.
INT. SCHOOL – DAY.
The bell rings and in Math class, Mr. Corn Flakes Boy chews on his notebook.
Kid: Psst, hey why are you here? Are you dumb?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *blinks* Are you?
A figure walks in the class – a tall slim broccoli figure named ‘’Mr. Birchum’’ a strict, authorities’ figure. He looks at all the leaners and new learners in class and coldly smirks.
Mr. Birchum: *clears throat* Well, Well, Well. What do we have here?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *dumb* Hey, Harry Potter.
All the kids laugh out loud.
Mr. Birchum: Well, smart and intelligent kids are my enemies. But lazy kids…*chuckles coldly* Those are my…. FRIENDS.
He grabs the class ruler.
Mr. Birchum: So, class. What’s 1+1?
Everyone raises their hand – minus Corn Flakes Boy, who’s raising his legs.
Mr. Birchum: *stern* Corn Flakes Boy, that’s not how we raise hands. But you’re new so I’ll point at you.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Oooh, Oooh. 1+1 is a window!
Everyone laughs – except Mr. Birchum who is irritated.
Mr. Birchum: *stern* It’s 2…you…. you *sigh* Next, the multiplication table. Harris, what is 9X9?
Harris: *confident* It’s 81, sir.
Mr. Birchum: Correct. Clap for Harris.
Everyone claps – except Corn Flakes Boy yells ‘’YAY.’’
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Yay or Neigh?
INT. HOTEL PIZZA – COMMON ROOM – DAY
Cheesy: Okay, Chee, first one to finish this whole glass of Coca-Cola without burping wins, and you have to drink 5 bottles you’re ready?
Chee: *barks playfully, meaning "Yes!"*
Cheesy: Okay...3...2...1....Go!
They both drink 1 bottle.
Cheesy: *pants* Oh, God, now the next one
They drink the second one, and they both pants.
Chee: *barks*
Cheesy: I'm feeling gassy...okay next one!
They drink the third one and pant, and then the fourth one, and pant, and the fifth one
Cheesy: *sighs and breathes heavily* Oh, God...I don't feel good, but at least I'm not burping!
Chee: *breathes and rests*
Cheesy: Oh, wow, looks like I-
They then fart loudly, full of gasses in the hotel...
Fireslayer who was next to them, his eyes are green and red
Fireslayer: Oh....God.... that’s the grossest thing ever!
INT. SCHOOL – DAY.
In English class, Mr. Birchum grabs a book from his shelf.
Mr. Birchum: *clears throat* Okay students. Time for a new lesson, a lesson about English. Now I noticed some of you aren’t good in reading, so I’m going to improve those skills…. especially for the lazy ones. *laughs coldly*
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *excited* I feel hyped than the time I applied for a job.
Cutaway
He sits nervously in front of a job interviewer.
Interview: So, what would you say are your strengths?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: I can make cereal wet. Also, I never blink.
Cut to the interviewer who blinks awkwardly. Mr. Corn Flakes Boy just stares.
Cutaway ends.
Mr. Birchum: So, who would like to come and read first?
Lisa: *raises hand* Oh me, me, me, me!
Mr. Birchum: Go ahead, Lisa.
Lisa walks to the table, lifts the book and starts reading.
Lisa: *reading* The Story of an innocent fox. One day-
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Aw, I thought it was about the GTA 6 trailer, my flake ball felt heavy.
INT. HOTEL PIZZA – DAY.
Cheesy: Hey, Chee, here's this story I made for you, it's called Little Red Riding Hood.
Chee: *barks playfully*
Cheesy: So, one day, this red woman was hearing a message from her grandma, the grandma told her to get fruits, so she walked and-
Cheeseburger: Hey, Cheesy, help me giving out the pizzas!
Cheesy: I Don't have any words for you.
Chee: *barks playfully*
Cheesy: I'm with my sweet Chee, and I love him!
Cheeseburger: Cheesy! We're suffering, and over working here, can't you see we need help?!
Creamsweet: Cheeseburger! Let Cheesy enjoy his new best friend, it's calming his stress, look!
Cheesy: Oh, Chee, you can't spell Bark without ark!
Chee: *laughs playfully*
Cheeseburger: *sigh* Fine, I get it! Let him enjoy his.... dog....
He walks off
Rita walks out of the kitchen, and Cheesy hides Chee under the couch.
Rita: *on phone* Yeah, Yeah. I miss him, he was adorable.
Cheesy: *laughing* And you’re not!
INT. HOTEL PIZZA – DAY.
Cheesy walks in with a guitar.
Cheesy: Hey Chee. Here’s this little song I wrote for you, for how sweet you were. Unlike that time at the Kids Choice Awards 2024.
Cutaway
Announcer: And the award goes to…. SpongeBob SquarePants!
All the cast and crew walk towards the stage to get their award. Cheesy throws his hat down in frustration.
Cheesy: What a rip-off! That show declined years ago!
Cutaway ends.
Sings
Guitar plays
??My place was quiet, dust motes in the light,
Just TV hummin', lonely through the night.
Another pizza, same old boring show,
Didn't know what I was missin', didn't really know??
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??Oh, Chee, your little furball, a wiggle in the air,
You chased away the shadows, showed me that you care.
Your happy little yaps, when I come through the door,
You gave me sunshine, what was I waitin' for???
??Those puppy-dog eyes, lookin' right at me,
Chewin' on my slippers, happy as can be.
Walks in the morning, chasin' every leaf,
My heart was a desert, you brought sweet relief.??
??Oh, Chee, your little furball, a wiggle in the air,
You chased away the shadows, showed me that you care.
Your happy little yaps, when I come through the door,
You gave me purpose, somethin' to adore. ??
??Never thought a furry friend could change me deep inside,
But look at me now, with you right by my side. ??
??Oh, Chee, your little furball, a wiggle in the air,
You chased away the shadows, showed me that you care.
Your happy little yaps, when I come through the door,
You gave me laughter, and so much more. ??
Final guitar plays
??Yeah, you gave me more, oh Chee, you sure did... good boy. ??
Chee and Cheesy then hug
Rita watches from afar in anger.
Rita: *angry* Over my puppy.
INT. SCHOOL – SUNDOWN.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy sits on a bench, sighing.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *sighs* Ah, what a day.
Harris sits with him.
Harris: A day indeed.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *holding his stomach* Yeah, School is amazing.
Harris: Of course, it is. Especially when you study.
They both laugh.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: I literally had no idea of what I was doing.
Harris: Oh, I saw that. *laughs* Hey, here’s ice cream.
He gives him, while Mr. Corn Flakes Boy licks it like a child.
Harris: *raises ice cream* Cheers to School!
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: *raises ice cream* Cheers to school!
They click the glasses, put straws and drink. As the sun sets down.
INT. HOTEL PIZZA – NIGHT
A mysterious figure crouches at the ledge—full black ninja outfit, mask, goggles, grappling hook.
It’s Rita.
Rita: *whispering* Operation: Retrieve the furball.
She flips down, ninja-style, into the hotel through an open window.
INT. HOTEL PIZZA LOBBY – NIGHT.
She crawls on the floor like a spy, she then lies on the kitchen counter, opens a pouch of treats and tosses one to Chee.
Chee: *sniffs twice, barks once*
Rita: *soft whisper* Come to mommy.
Chee tilts his head – jumps of the couch and walks toward her – but just as Rita grabs him.
CLANG!
A pan drops from the kitchen.
Cheesy: *shouting, wide awake* WHO GOES THERE?!
The lights flicker on, and Rita is panicked.
Rita: Um……
Cheesy: Who…. are …you? *he grabs the pan*
Rita: I’m Alfred Ninjago. That…Lego collectable.
Cheesy: BRING ME MY DOG, ALFRED…NINJAGO…AND THE NEW SEASON OF NINJAGO SUCKS!
Rita, reluctantly removes her mask.
Rita: *sigh* Fine, it’s me. Rita.
Cheesy: *squints* Smol girl?
Rita: *blushes* I’m not small you ba-ba-baka.
Cheesy: I thought you were Alfred Ninjago so I could rant about the new season. And bring back Chee!
Rita: *angrily* No way. I had him first!
Cheesy: *angrily* No, I had him first! And loved him!
Chee: *nods head*
Rita: What the- Chee? B-B-But.
Cheesy: *smirks* You heard the furball.
Rita: *sadly to Chee* After all that I’ve done. I bought you…I adopted you…. you were my childhood toy; I had all the toys…And now all you do is go to him?!
Chee: *sadly howling, meaning ‘’he’s sorry.’’*
Suddenly, a large marble crashes the hotel and Professor Kick My Golick Balls appears in the ball controlling it, shouting on a mega-phone.
Professor Kick My Golick Balls: Well, according to all rules of science. The puppy is mine! It’s not even a puppy. It’s a robot!
Chee removes his skin and it is revealed he is a robot puppy.
Chee: *robotically* Ruff Ruff. 97% heart complete.
Cheesy and Rita both freeze and their jaws drop.
Professor Kick My Golick Balls: He was used as an experiment to determine if us get attached to dogs. And it’s true…a puppy is a limited sense of dopamine that makes you happy for a period of time or maybe years and years to stop that empty feeling you have. You have to find that empty feeling and have connections, not just to dogs and puppies. It’s just like how A.I is replacing partners these days and horses are making people happy around the world.
Cheesy: So…I’m using the puppy to fill that empty void inside about my crush?!
Professor Kick My Golick Balls: What’s a crush? Those things triggered by the brain for hormonal-driven bond-
Cheesy: *blushes* Okay, go away!
Professor Kick My Golick Balls: I wasn’t talking to you. And it’s called ‘puppy love’’ you savage. Don’t be a middle schooler. Anyways, see you later!
The marble bounces back and flies away.
Rita and Cheesy are frozen, they then share confused looks.
Cheesy: So, you’re the empty void?
Rita groans and walks away.
Rita: Shut up.
EPISODE ENDS.
